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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #105 on: August 14, 2016, 02:15:02 PM »
Back at the Wrekin. Tricky window. Needed first aid  sad24: sad24: sad24:

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #106 on: August 14, 2016, 02:27:04 PM »
i am in telford next week.

Is it safe?

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #107 on: August 14, 2016, 02:31:37 PM »
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Which bit? And which hotel?  scared2: scared2:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #108 on: August 14, 2016, 02:44:15 PM »
erm..  I Forget....  whistle:

Actually just passing through type thing. On way to somewhere else or other...

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #109 on: August 14, 2016, 05:45:45 PM »
erm..  I Forget....  whistle:

Actually just passing through type thing. On way to somewhere else or other...

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #110 on: August 14, 2016, 10:28:34 PM »
Back at the Wrekin. Tricky window. Needed first aid  sad24: sad24: sad24:

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #111 on: August 14, 2016, 11:07:09 PM »
Back at the Wrekin. Tricky window. Needed first aid  sad24: sad24: sad24:

Right hand, fortunately  angel1 whistle:

Lucky you.

I think I may be starting to understand at least part of Nick's uncanny ability to cause chaos and carnage, a leftie trying to use his right hand for everything...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #112 on: August 16, 2016, 01:20:42 PM »
Attention all staff and visitors

Our contractors have now completed laying tarmac on the main site entrance road.

Unfortunately until it sets no on can enter or leave the site in a vehicle











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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #113 on: August 16, 2016, 01:27:56 PM »
Return to hotel to do some work in a quiet environment. The man in the next room is doing his trumpet practice Banghead Banghead Banghead

Can't go back to work cos the college is cut off in a sea of wet tarmac  Banghead
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #114 on: August 16, 2016, 01:38:41 PM »
Well simples solution ...you will have to work in a noisy environment  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #115 on: August 16, 2016, 01:42:41 PM »
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #116 on: August 16, 2016, 11:37:32 PM »
Attention all staff and visitors

Our contractors have now completed laying tarmac on the main site entrance road.

Unfortunately until it sets no on can enter or leave the site in a vehicle











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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #117 on: August 18, 2016, 05:18:25 PM »
I see that Nick's suggestion about renaming the college was taken on board....  noooo:

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #118 on: August 18, 2016, 05:46:21 PM »
Too close to the truth in this place!!
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #119 on: August 19, 2016, 05:07:40 AM »
Two meetings today where I may have to kill the other party, then home until Sunday. Possible visit from Miss I  cloud9: cloud9:
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