The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread

[Grumpmeister]

Today I have discovered that the college I am working at is known by TWO DIFFERENT NAMES

It's a cunning plan....

"Yes I work at [Name A]"
"I say, doesn't that Nick chappie work there? The one they say is a walking disaster area?"
"Oh no, he works at [Name B], nothing to do with us........"

[Barman]

Today I have discovered that the college I am working at is known by TWO DIFFERENT NAMES

It's a cunning plan....

"Yes I work at [Name A]"
"I say, doesn't that Nick chappie work there? The one they say is a walking disaster area?"
"Oh no, he works at [Name B], nothing to do with us........"

 

[Grumpmeister]

Actually the 2 different names could work to your advantage Nick as you could argue it's 2 separate institutions so you should get double pay....... 





No to start the betting pool on whether or not Nick tries it and what the reaction is...

[Darwins Selection]

Today I have discovered that the college I am working at is known by TWO DIFFERENT NAMES

Well, they would be different wouldn't they...?

[Nick]

Problem: The college has a training restaurant. Excellent review on tripadvisor

Cost: £1.2 million

Opening hours: 12.00 -  1.30 on Fridays (winter months only)
 

[Nick]

Problem

College runs university level courses

If you want to apply for one, um, you can't.

YOu have to "register your interest". "Someone will call you back"

"Someone" is at her holiday home in Croatia for 2 months and not responding to e mails so you may have to wait for a bit.........

I hear she is worried about the lack of students.


SHe is in for a nasty visit from me when she gets back.

[Barman]

Problem: The college has a training restaurant. Excellent review on tripadvisor

Cost: £1.2 million

Opening hours: 12.00 -  1.30 on Fridays (winter months only)
 

 

[Barman]

Problem

College runs university level courses

If you want to apply for one, um, you can't.

YOu have to "register your interest". "Someone will call you back"

"Someone" is at her holiday home in Croatia for 2 months and not responding to e mails so you may have to wait for a bit.........

I hear she is worried about the lack of students.


SHe is in for a nasty visit from me when she gets back.

 

[Nick]

Problem

College runs university level courses

If you want to apply for one, um, you can't.

YOu have to "register your interest". "Someone will call you back"

"Someone" is at her holiday home in Croatia for 2 months and not responding to e mails so you may have to wait for a bit.........

I hear she is worried about the lack of students.


SHe is in for a nasty visit from me when she gets back.

 

I have taken the stoopid system off line and have ordered Admissions to admit anyone (for interview) who can spell their own name 

[Barman]

Problem

College runs university level courses

If you want to apply for one, um, you can't.

YOu have to "register your interest". "Someone will call you back"

"Someone" is at her holiday home in Croatia for 2 months and not responding to e mails so you may have to wait for a bit.........

I hear she is worried about the lack of students.


SHe is in for a nasty visit from me when she gets back.

 

I have taken the stoopid system off line and have ordered Admissions to admit anyone (for interview) who can spell their own name 

 

I can spell my name! 

[Grumpmeister]

Problem

College runs university level courses

If you want to apply for one, um, you can't.

YOu have to "register your interest". "Someone will call you back"

"Someone" is at her holiday home in Croatia for 2 months and not responding to e mails so you may have to wait for a bit.........

I hear she is worried about the lack of students.


SHe is in for a nasty visit from me when she gets back.

 

I have taken the stoopid system off line and have ordered Admissions to admit anyone (for interview) who can spell their own name 

 

I can spell my name! 

That's good to hear, we were all getting worried about you when you seemed convinced your name was MB... 

[Steve]

Problem

College runs university level courses

If you want to apply for one, um, you can't.

YOu have to "register your interest". "Someone will call you back"

"Someone" is at her holiday home in Croatia for 2 months and not responding to e mails so you may have to wait for a bit.........

I hear she is worried about the lack of students.


SHe is in for a nasty visit from me when she gets back.

 

I have taken the stoopid system off line and have ordered Admissions to admit anyone (for interview) who can spell their own name 

Incl applicants for Fuckwit of Croatia (at times)'s job

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Problem

College runs university level courses

If you want to apply for one, um, you can't.

YOu have to "register your interest". "Someone will call you back"

"Someone" is at her holiday home in Croatia for 2 months and not responding to e mails so you may have to wait for a bit.........

I hear she is worried about the lack of students.


SHe is in for a nasty visit from me when she gets back.

 

I have taken the stoopid system off line and have ordered Admissions to admit anyone (for interview) who can spell their own name 

Incl applicants for Fuckwit of Croatia (at times)'s job

 

Does it pay more than £50 per hour or part thereof...?

[Nick]

Mine does