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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #60 on: August 02, 2016, 05:04:59 PM »
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So cunningly that she does not realise it.  eveilgrin:  I am a god amongst mongs men
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #61 on: August 02, 2016, 08:45:26 PM »
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So cunningly that he believes he has the upper hand.  I have promised to do my job in return for Nick not touching anything that he can wreck.I am a goddess amongst ginger mongs women  eveilgrin:

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #62 on: August 03, 2016, 03:56:39 PM »
Today a chap I had never met asked me for a light. He then lit this eeek:













We then proceeded to herd a swarm of bees that had taken over a room in the college towards his hive  eeek:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #63 on: August 03, 2016, 04:05:27 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 03, 2016, 03:56:39 PM
Today a chap I had never met asked me for a light. He then lit this eeek:













We then proceeded to herd a swarm of bees that had taken over a room in the college towards his hive  eeek:


If you never met him, how did he ask you for a light?
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #64 on: August 03, 2016, 04:08:19 PM »
Note the verb tense.  evil:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #65 on: August 03, 2016, 05:02:53 PM »
Wossa verb?
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #66 on: August 03, 2016, 05:06:16 PM »
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #68 on: August 03, 2016, 05:14:11 PM »
I am surrounded by idiots evil:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #70 on: August 03, 2016, 06:35:30 PM »
a whole day has passed with no cleavage stories.  This is most distapointing

Methinks Nick has made them all dress in Burkas.   noooo:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #71 on: August 03, 2016, 06:37:26 PM »
Just had drinks with the numerous other interim heads here. Seems they all think this place is fvcking bonkers. Glad it is not just me. SO much crap to deal with. FUn!!
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #72 on: August 03, 2016, 09:13:48 PM »
Quote from: Maverick on August 03, 2016, 04:05:27 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 03, 2016, 03:56:39 PM
Today a chap I had never met asked me for a light. He then lit this eeek:













We then proceeded to herd a swarm of bees that had taken over a room in the college towards his hive  eeek:


If you never met him, how did he ask you for a light?

Very carefully and from minimum safe distance I expect...  rubschin:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #73 on: August 04, 2016, 04:13:52 PM »
Today I have discovered that the college I am working at is known by TWO DIFFERENT NAMES Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #74 on: August 04, 2016, 04:25:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 04, 2016, 04:13:52 PM
Today I have discovered that the college I am working at is known by TWO DIFFERENT NAMES Banghead Banghead Banghead

Well, they would be different wouldn't they...?
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