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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #45 on: July 29, 2016, 01:30:30 PM »
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #46 on: July 31, 2016, 11:03:13 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 29, 2016, 01:14:32 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 29, 2016, 12:47:14 PM
I can confirm that it is very hot inside there, but I was asked to help out, like,




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Don't forget the sound effects Mr Darwin sir, can he borrow your man to carry a bullhorn and yell "MUST GUBBINATE!!!!!! MUST GUBBINATE!!!"  rubschin:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #47 on: August 01, 2016, 05:35:45 PM »
Today I have mainly been dealing with a film crew and some thespians with the help of a Cilla Black lookalikey rubschin:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #48 on: August 01, 2016, 05:42:09 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 01, 2016, 05:35:45 PM
Today I have mainly been dealing with a film crew and some thespians with the help of a Cilla Black lookalikey rubschin:




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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #49 on: August 01, 2016, 06:32:55 PM »
Leanne is off this week (Benidorm  ::)) but another "laydee" has turned up to find out who I am. No wedding ring and another cleavage. "come and visit me sometime". The place is clearly an hotbed  noooo:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #50 on: August 01, 2016, 06:40:49 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 01, 2016, 05:42:09 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 01, 2016, 05:35:45 PM
Today I have mainly been dealing with a film crew and some thespians with the help of a Cilla Black lookalikey rubschin:




 rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:

And now he's turned down two cleavages they will all believe it
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #51 on: August 01, 2016, 06:50:40 PM »
Day 4 tomorrow and I am now taking charge  eveilgrin:  Meetings tomorrow with tricky people. I have background stuff  Sinister:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #52 on: August 02, 2016, 06:02:26 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 01, 2016, 06:50:40 PM
Day 4 tomorrow and I am now taking charge  eveilgrin:  Meetings tomorrow with tricky people. I have background stuff  Sinister:

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #53 on: August 02, 2016, 07:06:38 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 01, 2016, 06:50:40 PM
Day 4 tomorrow and I am now taking charge  eveilgrin:  Meetings tomorrow with tricky people. I have background stuff  Sinister:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #54 on: August 02, 2016, 10:04:24 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 02, 2016, 07:06:38 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 01, 2016, 06:50:40 PM
Day 4 tomorrow and I am now taking charge  eveilgrin:  Meetings tomorrow with tricky people. I have background stuff  Sinister:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #55 on: August 02, 2016, 10:24:49 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 02, 2016, 07:06:38 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 01, 2016, 06:50:40 PM
Day 4 tomorrow and I am now taking charge  eveilgrin:  Meetings tomorrow with tricky people. I have background stuff  Sinister:
noooo:


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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #56 on: August 02, 2016, 03:55:59 PM »
Nick 1: Hayley 0

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(She wasn't expecting that!  Sinister: )
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #57 on: August 02, 2016, 04:37:58 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 02, 2016, 03:55:59 PM
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #58 on: August 02, 2016, 04:40:10 PM »
Looooooooooooooong story. I have made her do her job in exchange for some vague and empty promises  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #59 on: August 02, 2016, 04:48:22 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 02, 2016, 04:40:10 PM
Looooooooooooooong story. I have made her do her job in exchange for some vague and empty promises  eveilgrin:

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