The incredible disappearing report and the paradox of working for the Gubberment

[Darwins Selection]

Last minute interference. It is now with the designers 

[Grumpmeister]

Last minute interference. It is now with the designers 

That spell check is a real bastard... 

[Nick]

And NOW the Minister responsible has resigned 

[apc2010]

And NOW the Minister responsible has resigned 

Lend us a fiver ,,gone then......

[Nick]

I have been paid but the (excellent  ) report will now be buried at taxpayers' expense . (Have you heard of tax?)

[Barman]

I have been paid but the (excellent  ) report will now be buried at taxpayers' expense . (Have you heard of tax?)

 

[Steve]

And NOW the Minister responsible has resigned 

And he was called Nick too 

Maybe he took one look at your report, thought "what have I done?  There's a split infinitive on page 2 and FFS there are two g's in 'biggest' and there's no f in 'way'.  They'll see 'Nick' on the report and assume it was me.  Best resign"

[Nick]

 

[apc2010]

And NOW the Minister responsible has resigned 

And he was called Nick too 

Maybe he took one look at your report, thought "what have I done?  There's a split infinitive on page 2 and FFS there are two g's in 'biggest' and there's no f in 'way'.  They'll see 'Nick' on the report and assume it was me.  Best resign"

 

[Nick]

And now the whole shebang has been moved from BIS to the DfE and the Comms Team are having a dicky fit as the "corporate style and colour palette has to be changed."

[apc2010]

And now the whole shebang has been moved from BIS to the DfE and the Comms Team are having a dicky fit as the "corporate style and colour palette has to be changed."

Has DfE still got a sale on .........   and as for Phillip Green ........

[Nick]

ANd now it appears as "an item for discussion" at a committee meeting next week 

[Barman]

ANd now it appears as "an item for discussion" at a committee meeting next week 

I thought they were all on holibobs from tomorrow...?

[Nick]

Sadly not

[Nick]

YAY!! Get it published asap