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Online Steve

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Nose bleed
« on: March 10, 2016, 12:27:25 PM »
I've got blood everywhere.  Haven't had a non thump nose bleed for yonks  eeek:

Am I regaining my lost youth?   

(places 10 in pocket ready for obvious snigger)
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Re: Nose bleed
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2016, 02:02:57 PM »
I've got blood everywhere.  Haven't had a non thump nose bleed for yonks  eeek:

Am I regaining my lost youth?   

(places 10 in pocket ready for obvious snigger)

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Re: Nose bleed
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2016, 02:13:14 PM »
I've got blood everywhere.  Haven't had a non thump nose bleed for yonks  eeek:

Am I regaining my lost youth?   

(places 10 in pocket ready for obvious snigger)



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Re: Nose bleed
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2016, 03:03:39 PM »
I've got blood everywhere.  Haven't had a non thump nose bleed for yonks  eeek:

Am I regaining my lost youth?   

(places 10 in pocket ready for obvious snigger)



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Re: Nose bleed
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2016, 03:05:52 PM »
How owld are you like...?  rubschin:
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Re: Nose bleed
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2016, 03:08:30 PM »
How owld are you like...?  rubschin:
Not old enough to go just yet thanks Say it quietly 62

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Re: Nose bleed
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2016, 04:00:35 PM »
I had a nose bleed last night ...i never get nose bleeds ...apart from last night  eeek:
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Re: Nose bleed
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2016, 04:19:25 PM »
I had a nose bleed last night ...i never get nose bleeds ...apart from last night  eeek:

How old are you?  rubschin:
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Re: Nose bleed
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2016, 04:55:26 PM »
I had a nose bleed last night ...i never get nose bleeds ...apart from last night  eeek:

Didn't that happen to all the 'returned' in all those alien abduction stories?

Any discomfort while sitting down?
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Re: Nose bleed
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2016, 03:49:00 AM »
I had a nose bleed last night ...i never get nose bleeds ...apart from last night  eeek:

Too many jokes........ noooo:

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Re: Nose bleed
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2016, 05:25:01 PM »
I had a nose bleed last night ...i never get nose bleeds ...apart from last night  eeek:

Didn't that happen to all the 'returned' in all those alien abduction stories?

Any discomfort while sitting down?

I'll bite, (far too many extra jokes) a probing question if ever there was one Mr Darwin sir.

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Re: Nose bleed
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2016, 10:39:15 PM »
I had a nose bleed last night ...i never get nose bleeds ...apart from last night  eeek:

Didn't that happen to all the 'returned' in all those alien abduction stories?

Any discomfort while sitting down?

I'll bite, (far too many extra jokes) a probing question if ever there was one Mr Darwin sir.

Nice to have somebody with a 3-digit IQ to read ones posts every now and then.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Nose bleed
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2016, 11:12:10 PM »
I had a nose bleed last night ...i never get nose bleeds ...apart from last night  eeek:

Didn't that happen to all the 'returned' in all those alien abduction stories?

Any discomfort while sitting down?


I'll bite, (far too many extra jokes) a probing question if ever there was one Mr Darwin sir.

Nice to have somebody with a 3-digit IQ to read ones posts every now and then.  :thumbsup:

In all honesty I would have replied but thought I'd be well mannered and let the unholy trinity have a go first.  redface:


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Re: Nose bleed
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2016, 10:03:56 AM »
I had a nose bleed last night ...i never get nose bleeds ...apart from last night  eeek:

Didn't that happen to all the 'returned' in all those alien abduction stories?

Any discomfort while sitting down?

I'll bite, (far too many extra jokes) a probing question if ever there was one Mr Darwin sir.

Nice to have somebody with a 3-digit IQ to read ones posts every now and then.  :thumbsup:

I have a 3 digit IQ ..it just has a decimal point in there somewhere  redface:
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Re: Nose bleed
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2016, 03:23:04 PM »
I like Guinness. But the last 4 times I have drunk (lots of) it I wake up with a hooter full of blood.