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Re: Nose bleed
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2016, 03:27:36 PM »
You have to wait until rag week is over  noooo:
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Re: Nose bleed
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2016, 03:37:59 PM »
You have to wait until rag week is over  noooo:
Top tip : put the soiled undercrackers in the kettle then boil. Result : Clean undercrackers and a hearty Bovril like broth for you to enjoy.

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Re: Nose bleed
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2016, 03:38:44 PM »
I like Guinness. But the last 4 times I have drunk (lots of) it I wake up with a hooter full of blood.

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Re: Nose bleed
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2016, 03:43:51 PM »
You have to wait until rag week is over  noooo:
Top tip : put the soiled undercrackers in the kettle then boil. Result : Clean undercrackers and a hearty Bovril like broth for you to enjoy.

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Re: Nose bleed
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2016, 06:45:12 PM »
Here TMR take this set of Rupert Bear annuals and make some steps.... you'll be able to reach the naughty step where you had better sit and think very carefully about your behaviour.

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Re: Nose bleed
« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2016, 07:11:48 PM »
Here TMR take this set of Rupert Bear annuals and make some steps.... you'll be able to reach the naughty step where you had better sit and think very carefully about your behaviour.

Miss C we have been absent too long....   


... and why don't the emotithingies work for me anymore?

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Re: Nose bleed
« Reply #21 on: April 14, 2016, 08:31:40 PM »
You know you are looking at my angry face now don't you...  ;-)


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Re: Nose bleed
« Reply #22 on: April 14, 2016, 09:16:54 PM »
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Re: Nose bleed
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2019, 09:17:17 PM »
 Banghead

Got another one  evil:

Loads of it, had horrible blood patches on the keyboard, looked like a scene out of Midsomer Murders

Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Nose bleed
« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2019, 09:35:15 PM »
Does everyone round here spill claret on their keyboards ?  noooo:
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Re: Nose bleed
« Reply #25 on: January 10, 2019, 10:05:50 PM »
Does everyone round here spill claret on their keyboards ?  noooo:
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Twas weird, stopped now.  Mrs K googled it and said I had to pinch my nose and not drink alcohol for 24 hours.  So I grabbed a beer and jammed me nose with tissues.  Then I noticed the keyboard horror
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Re: Nose bleed
« Reply #26 on: January 11, 2019, 05:17:42 AM »
Does everyone round here spill claret on their keyboards ?  noooo:

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