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Offline Barman

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Pallbearer
« on: January 13, 2015, 03:53:38 PM »
My next-door-but-one neighbour died last Friday...

I am to be an Pallbearer at his funeral on Monday!  eeek:

It is something I have always dreaded doing - I'm bound to fall in the fecking hole!  scared2:

Any tips...?  rubschin:
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Re: Pallbearer
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2015, 03:56:21 PM »
It;s being in the box, that I have always dreaded.......
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Re: Pallbearer
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2015, 03:59:50 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on January 13, 2015, 03:56:21 PM
It;s being in the box, that I have always dreaded.......

Oh noes, I'm not bothered about that - I won't be bothered about anything if I am in the box....

...unless I am not dead like!  scared2:
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Re: Pallbearer
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2015, 04:30:48 PM »
Don't drop your corner and let the whole coffin smash on the ground and the body fall out :thumbsup:
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Re: Pallbearer
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2015, 04:34:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 13, 2015, 04:30:48 PM
Don't drop your corner and let the whole coffin smash on the ground and the body fall out :thumbsup:

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Re: Pallbearer
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2015, 04:35:12 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 13, 2015, 04:34:10 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 13, 2015, 04:30:48 PM
Don't drop your corner and let the whole coffin smash on the ground and the body fall out :thumbsup:

 scared2:

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Re: Pallbearer
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2015, 05:21:03 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 13, 2015, 03:53:38 PM
My next-door-but-one neighbour died last Friday...

I am to be an Pallbearer at his funeral on Monday!  eeek:

It is something I have always dreaded doing - I'm bound to fall in the fecking hole!  scared2:

Any tips...?  rubschin:

Go for the end with the feet.
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Re: Pallbearer
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2015, 05:35:27 PM »
Sound advice :thumbsup:
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Re: Pallbearer
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2015, 05:39:32 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 13, 2015, 05:21:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 13, 2015, 03:53:38 PM
My next-door-but-one neighbour died last Friday...

I am to be an Pallbearer at his funeral on Monday!  eeek:

It is something I have always dreaded doing - I'm bound to fall in the fecking hole!  scared2:

Any tips...?  rubschin:

Go for the end with the feet.

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Re: Pallbearer
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2015, 05:52:02 PM »
That is the narrow end, btw.  ::)
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Re: Pallbearer
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2015, 05:52:37 PM »
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Re: Pallbearer
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2015, 05:54:15 PM »
Unless he was triangular with a small head, like rubschin:
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Re: Pallbearer
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2015, 06:47:27 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on January 13, 2015, 05:54:15 PM
Unless he was triangular with a small head, like rubschin:

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Re: Pallbearer
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2015, 07:01:02 PM »
How much can the quadcoptor lift........ rubschin:
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Re: Pallbearer
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2015, 07:09:40 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on January 13, 2015, 07:01:02 PM
How much can the quadcoptor lift........ rubschin:

The hexacopter you mean....? ::)
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