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Offline Steve

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Re: Pallbearer
« Reply #30 on: January 19, 2015, 07:52:20 PM »
Popcorn:

He was put in the same hole as his wife....

...so the grave already had a concrete surround and headstone....

The hole was plenty big enough but the entrance was too short - the only was we could get him in (I had the feet - good tip Mr. Darwin Sir) was to tip him up 45 degrees and lower him feet first...

It was during the prayers that I realised I didn't have enough rope on my side - it was all on the other side... so as soon as they finished I had to pull another few feet over - otherwise i may well have ended up in the hole with them both....

Overall, it was mercifully quick.....
lol:  :thumbsup:

Top tip:  next time get Paul Daniels to cut the coffin in half for you
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Re: Pallbearer
« Reply #31 on: January 19, 2015, 07:54:00 PM »
Popcorn:

He was put in the same hole as his wife....

...so the grave already had a concrete surround and headstone....

The hole was plenty big enough but the entrance was too short - the only was we could get him in (I had the feet - good tip Mr. Darwin Sir) was to tip him up 45 degrees and lower him feet first...

It was during the prayers that I realised I didn't have enough rope on my side - it was all on the other side... so as soon as they finished I had to pull another few feet over - otherwise i may well have ended up in the hole with them both....

Overall, it was mercifully quick.....

There is a joke there ...I won't make....... redface:

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Re: Pallbearer
« Reply #32 on: January 19, 2015, 08:26:32 PM »
Popcorn:

He was put in the same hole as his wife....

...so the grave already had a concrete surround and headstone....

The hole was plenty big enough but the entrance was too short - the only was we could get him in (I had the feet - good tip Mr. Darwin Sir) was to tip him up 45 degrees and lower him feet first...

It was during the prayers that I realised I didn't have enough rope on my side - it was all on the other side... so as soon as they finished I had to pull another few feet over - otherwise i may well have ended up in the hole with them both....

Overall, it was mercifully quick.....
lol:  :thumbsup:

Top tip:  next time get Paul Daniels to cut the coffin in half for you

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