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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #1455 on: September 03, 2026, 05:07:56 AM »
For the love of God tell me this is a photoshop  eeek:



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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #1456 on: September 05, 2026, 09:02:04 AM »
Something tells me that could end up being a much longer nap than he planned  facepalm:

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #1457 on: September 05, 2026, 09:15:47 AM »
Something tells me that could end up being a much longer nap than he planned  facepalm:



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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #1458 on: September 08, 2026, 02:49:36 PM »
I could be wrong but something tells me this doesn't end well  eeek:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/comments/18sl8qk/zip_line_gone_wrong/
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #1459 on: September 08, 2026, 03:46:06 PM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #1460 on: September 08, 2026, 05:33:06 PM »
I could be wrong but something tells me this doesn't end well  eeek:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/comments/18sl8qk/zip_line_gone_wrong/
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Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #1461 on: September 08, 2026, 07:13:10 PM »
I could be wrong but something tells me this doesn't end well  eeek:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/comments/18sl8qk/zip_line_gone_wrong/
eeek: eeek:

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I just want to know what that lobster claw was made of as I'm pretty sure that steel or aluminium would have failed long before he stopped.
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #1462 on: September 15, 2026, 10:23:25 PM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #1463 on: September 16, 2026, 05:12:53 AM »
It's an older one but what the fuck??  eeek:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pants-less-driver-in-detroit-dies-in-wreck-watching-porn/

He could have waited until he parked outside of the school...  noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #1464 on: October 01, 2026, 10:42:48 PM »


A Praying Mantigator?  eeek:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #1465 on: October 02, 2026, 04:53:52 AM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #1466 on: October 06, 2026, 12:43:14 AM »
Nick, BM.....no......just....NO!!  scared:

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #1467 on: October 06, 2026, 05:02:35 AM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #1468 on: October 06, 2026, 09:15:59 AM »
 noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #1469 on: October 07, 2026, 10:16:36 PM »
For some reason Mr Creosote comes to mind...  scared2:

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