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Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on October 15, 2014, 02:59:19 PMWent to the bank earlier and drew out £100 in cash. Folded it and put it in trouser pocket.Walked about 200 yards and entered coffee shop.Checked pocket. Money not there Retraced my steps scanning the pavement. After 100 yards a voice said, "are you looking for something you lost?"Elderly chap. I said I was. 5 x £20 notes.Bloke produced it from his pocket and said, "I thought if I waited here someone would come looking" and to said old manNow the tuff question. What would have happened if the roles were reversed and you'd found the munny?
Went to the bank earlier and drew out £100 in cash. Folded it and put it in trouser pocket.Walked about 200 yards and entered coffee shop.Checked pocket. Money not there Retraced my steps scanning the pavement. After 100 yards a voice said, "are you looking for something you lost?"Elderly chap. I said I was. 5 x £20 notes.Bloke produced it from his pocket and said, "I thought if I waited here someone would come looking"
108 mph on the M1 the other day
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on October 15, 2014, 07:15:42 PM108 mph on the M1 the other day Chasing the girl in the fast lane.........
Jim is in fine fettle
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on October 15, 2014, 06:10:13 PMJim is in fine fettle Thought Jim was the cat? Although if you have been trying to insert a fuel pump and fill him up with unleaded it's no wonder he's vanished.
Quote from: Grumpmeister on October 17, 2014, 05:23:15 PMQuote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on October 15, 2014, 06:10:13 PMJim is in fine fettle Thought Jim was the cat? Although if you have been trying to insert a fuel pump and fill him up with unleaded it's no wonder he's vanished. I thought that too.......
Quote from: apc2010 on October 17, 2014, 05:27:03 PMQuote from: Grumpmeister on October 17, 2014, 05:23:15 PMQuote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on October 15, 2014, 06:10:13 PMJim is in fine fettle Thought Jim was the cat? Although if you have been trying to insert a fuel pump and fill him up with unleaded it's no wonder he's vanished. I thought that too....... Like a cat out of Hell he'll be gone when the moron comes?
Jim is my car AND cat
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on October 17, 2014, 06:48:26 PMJim is my car AND cat Do either purr,,,,,,,