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Re: Blimey
« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2014, 05:56:28 PM »
Went to the bank earlier and drew out £100 in cash. Folded it and put it in trouser pocket.

Walked about 200 yards and entered coffee shop.

Checked pocket. Money not there  eeek:

Retraced my steps scanning the pavement. After 100 yards a voice said, "are you looking for something you lost?"

Elderly chap. I said I was. 5 x £20 notes.

Bloke produced it from his pocket and said, "I thought if I waited here someone would come looking"  Shocked: Shocked:

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Now the tuff question.  What would have happened if the roles were reversed and you'd found the munny?

A fire extinguisher for the owld Sierra....?  rubschin:
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Re: Blimey
« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2014, 06:10:13 PM »
Jim is in fine fettle  evil:
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Re: Blimey
« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2014, 07:12:55 PM »
dodging the question then
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Re: Blimey
« Reply #18 on: October 15, 2014, 07:15:42 PM »
108 mph on the M1 the other day  angel1 redface: redface:
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Re: Blimey
« Reply #19 on: October 15, 2014, 07:21:17 PM »
108 mph on the M1 the other day  angel1 redface: redface:

Chasing the girl in the fast lane......... noooo:

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Re: Blimey
« Reply #20 on: October 15, 2014, 07:22:39 PM »
108 mph on the M1 the other day  angel1 redface: redface:

Chasing the girl in the fast lane......... noooo:
He thought it was Kaye
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Re: Blimey
« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2014, 04:40:56 PM »
108 mph on the M1 the other day  angel1 redface: redface:

Chasing the girl in the fast lane......... noooo:

Overtaking lane  ::)  :thumbsup:
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Re: Blimey
« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2014, 04:42:05 PM »
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Re: Blimey
« Reply #23 on: October 17, 2014, 05:23:15 PM »
Jim is in fine fettle  evil:

Thought Jim was the cat? Although if you have been trying to insert a fuel pump and fill him up with unleaded it's no wonder he's vanished.  rubschin:
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Re: Blimey
« Reply #24 on: October 17, 2014, 05:27:03 PM »
Jim is in fine fettle  evil:

Thought Jim was the cat? Although if you have been trying to insert a fuel pump and fill him up with unleaded it's no wonder he's vanished.  rubschin:

I thought that too....... rubschin:

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Re: Blimey
« Reply #25 on: October 17, 2014, 06:07:21 PM »
Jim is in fine fettle  evil:

Thought Jim was the cat? Although if you have been trying to insert a fuel pump and fill him up with unleaded it's no wonder he's vanished.  rubschin:

I thought that too....... rubschin:

Like a cat out of Hell he'll be gone when the moron comes?  whistle:
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Re: Blimey
« Reply #26 on: October 17, 2014, 06:18:30 PM »
Jim is in fine fettle  evil:

Thought Jim was the cat? Although if you have been trying to insert a fuel pump and fill him up with unleaded it's no wonder he's vanished.  rubschin:

I thought that too....... rubschin:

Like a cat out of Hell he'll be gone when the moron comes?  whistle:


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Re: Blimey
« Reply #27 on: October 17, 2014, 06:48:26 PM »
Jim is my car AND cat ::)
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Re: Blimey
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Re: Blimey
« Reply #29 on: October 17, 2014, 06:52:18 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind