According to the Radio

[Snoopy]

Wogan has been telling the nation that Johnson and Johnson (there are other Health Care providers) Rectal Thermometers carry the written assurance that "ALL J&J Products are Personally Tested" 

Well I'm certainly not applying for a job in quality control there.

[Landlady]

Wogan has been telling the nation that Johnson and Johnson (there are other Health Care providers) Rectal Thermometers carry the written assurance that "ALL J&J Products are Personally Tested" 

Well I'm certainly not applying for a job in quality control there.

Who makes 'Anusol' ? Not for me of course but poor Barman does suffer 

[Snoopy]

Wogan has been telling the nation that Johnson and Johnson (there are other Health Care providers) Rectal Thermometers carry the written assurance that "ALL J&J Products are Personally Tested" 

Well I'm certainly not applying for a job in quality control there.

Who makes 'Anusol' ? Not for me of course but poor Barman does suffer 

Dunno but according to their "Directions for use" leaflet on the web:

Warning :

If you accidentally swallow a suppository, tell your doctor at once.

WOT???????

[Nick]

Why do you have to tell your doctor? They would only laugh.

[Snoopy]

But only after you had waited 6 days to get an appointment ~ because the doctor is too busy to take phone calls

[Snoopy]

Seek and ye shall find: Pfizer Consumer Healthcare

PS Your secret is safe with me Landlady. 

[Landlady]

Wogan has been telling the nation that Johnson and Johnson (there are other Health Care providers) Rectal Thermometers carry the written assurance that "ALL J&J Products are Personally Tested" 

Well I'm certainly not applying for a job in quality control there.

Who makes 'Anusol' ? Not for me of course but poor Barman does suffer 

Dunno but according to their "Directions for use" leaflet on the web:

Warning :

If you accidentally swallow a suppository, tell your doctor at once.

WOT???????

Not the suppositories - the cream?

Which is allegedly what the female film stars use to give a quick reduction in crows feet acround the eyes - Allegedly it acts as a temporary lift in that area because it constricts the muscles and viens  

[Landlady]

Seek and ye shall find: Pfizer Consumer Healthcare

PS Your secret is safe with me Landlady. 

Thank you Snoopy Dog 
Honestly not for me - can't get it here though so currently busy knitting Barman a soft cushion for his stool 

[Barman]

Seek and ye shall find: Pfizer Consumer Healthcare

PS Your secret is safe with me Landlady. 

Thank you Snoopy Dog 
Honestly not for me - can't get it here though so currently busy knitting Barman a soft cushion for his stool 

But you would say that wouldn?t you? 

[Landlady]

Seek and ye shall find: Pfizer Consumer Healthcare

PS Your secret is safe with me Landlady. 

Thank you Snoopy Dog 
Honestly not for me - can't get it here though so currently busy knitting Barman a soft cushion for his stool 

But you would say that wouldn?t you? 

Of course I would because I've promised to be honest and truthful at all times 

[Snoopy]

I've solved my problems ~ had a bidet installed ~ sorts the old Farmers out a treat. 

[Barman]

I've solved my problems ~ had a bidet installed ~ sorts the old Farmers out a treat. 

What, they wash their boots in it? 

[Snoopy]

I've solved my problems ~ had a bidet installed ~ sorts the old Farmers out a treat. 

What, they wash their boots in it? 

Pretend stupidity is neither big nor clever ~ just 'cos you gorran itch 

[Barman]

I've solved my problems ~ had a bidet installed ~ sorts the old Farmers out a treat. 

What, they wash their boots in it? 

Pretend stupidity is neither big nor clever ~ just 'cos you gorran itch 

[Snoopy]

I've solved my problems ~ had a bidet installed ~ sorts the old Farmers out a treat. 

What, they wash their boots in it? 

Pretend stupidity is neither big nor clever ~ just 'cos you gorran itch 

The boys have renamed the bidet ~ much to their big sister's disgust.
One calls it "The Willy Washer" and the other refers to "The Bum Bath"
14YO Sister says they are GROSS!