I've solved my problems ~ had a bidet installed ~ sorts the old Farmers out a treat. ![cloud9:](https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/Smileys/default/cloud9.gif)
What, they wash their boots in it? ![whistle:](https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/Smileys/default/whistling.gif)
Pretend stupidity is neither big nor clever ~ just 'cos you gorran itch ![point:](https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/Smileys/default/point.gif)
![Angry9:](https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/Smileys/default/angry9.gif)
The boys have renamed the bidet ~ much to their big sister's disgust.
One calls it "The Willy Washer" and the other refers to "The Bum Bath"
14YO Sister says they are GROSS!