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Offline Nick

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Poking Doctors
« on: May 31, 2014, 07:13:39 PM »
Why do they ALWAYS do that if you complain of a painful condition.

Doctor: Where does it hurt
Me: Here
Doc: How does it feel if I jab it hard LIKE THIS (jabs)
Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
Doc: You need massive pills
Me: I know

Do they have poking practice in Medical Skool??

I feel like poking them back

Me: Does it hurt if I jab you in the eye?
Doc: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwww
Me: No, on a scale of 1 to 10
Doc: 11
Me: You need to get that seen to. Now where are my horse pills?

Bastards!!
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Re: Poking Doctors
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2014, 07:15:15 PM »
Too many jokes......... noooo:
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Re: Poking Doctors
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2014, 07:16:37 PM »
This gorilla like bastard poked me twice to be sure and charged me 60 fooking Euros. I am just doing the insurance claim. May add a bit on for distress  rubschin:
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Re: Poking Doctors
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2014, 07:19:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 31, 2014, 07:16:37 PM
This gorilla like bastard poked me twice to be sure and charged me 60 fooking Euros. I am just doing the insurance claim. May add a bit on for distress  rubschin:

60 euros,.....he really stuck it up you...... noooo:
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Re: Poking Doctors
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2014, 07:21:27 PM »
The horse pills only cost 7. 30 Euros a poke  angry041: angry041:
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Re: Poking Doctors
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2014, 07:47:10 PM »
£100 excess (small print page 294)  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Poking Doctors
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2014, 07:53:15 PM »
Made me think of this for some reason  rubschin:

http://youtu.be/l1enmyAmpik
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Re: Poking Doctors
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2014, 07:54:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 31, 2014, 07:47:10 PM
£100 excess (small print page 294)  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:


Should have bought more pills....... noooo:
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Re: Poking Doctors
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2014, 07:57:12 PM »
The pills seem to be werking  rubschin:  I have to insert the next one soon. I am brave  :thumbsup:
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Re: Poking Doctors
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2014, 08:13:28 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 31, 2014, 07:19:16 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 31, 2014, 07:16:37 PM
This gorilla like bastard poked me twice to be sure and charged me 60 fooking Euros. I am just doing the insurance claim. May add a bit on for distress  rubschin:

60 euros,.....he really stuck it up you...... noooo:

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Re: Poking Doctors
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2014, 06:59:03 AM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 31, 2014, 07:13:39 PM
Why do they ALWAYS do that if you complain of a painful condition.

Doctor: Where does it hurt
Me: Here
Doc: How does it feel if I jab it hard LIKE THIS (jabs)
Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
Doc: You need massive pills
Me: I know

Do they have poking practice in Medical Skool??

I feel like poking them back

Me: Does it hurt if I jab you in the eye?
Doc: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwww
Me: No, on a scale of 1 to 10
Doc: 11
Me: You need to get that seen to. Now where are my horse pills?

Bastards!!

Prostate...?
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Re: Poking Doctors
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2014, 08:50:35 AM »
Well it certainly cost a lot  evil:
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Re: Poking Doctors
« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2014, 03:18:37 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 01, 2014, 06:59:03 AM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 31, 2014, 07:13:39 PM
Why do they ALWAYS do that if you complain of a painful condition.

Doctor: Where does it hurt
Me: Here
Doc: How does it feel if I jab it hard LIKE THIS (jabs)
Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
Doc: You need massive pills
Me: I know

Do they have poking practice in Medical Skool??

I feel like poking them back

Me: Does it hurt if I jab you in the eye?
Doc: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwww
Me: No, on a scale of 1 to 10
Doc: 11
Me: You need to get that seen to. Now where are my horse pills?

Bastards!!

Prostate...?

No, he was still standing up at that point.
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Re: Poking Doctors
« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2014, 03:21:32 PM »
Came home from werk early today and managed to see my quackter. His eyes widened when I showed him my mahoosive ear pills  eeek:

He told me to neck as much Actimel as I could. eeek:
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Re: Poking Doctors
« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2014, 03:23:07 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on June 02, 2014, 03:21:32 PM
Came home from werk early today and managed to see my quackter. His eyes widened when I showed him my mahoosive ear pills  eeek:

He told me to neck as much Actimel as I could. eeek:

He's a Danone shareholder then.
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