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Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on June 02, 2014, 03:21:32 PMCame home from werk early today and managed to see my quackter. His eyes widened when I showed him my mahoosive ear pills He told me to neck as much Actimel as I could. He's a Danone shareholder then.
Came home from werk early today and managed to see my quackter. His eyes widened when I showed him my mahoosive ear pills He told me to neck as much Actimel as I could.
Quote from: Barman on June 01, 2014, 06:59:03 AMQuote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 31, 2014, 07:13:39 PMWhy do they ALWAYS do that if you complain of a painful condition.Doctor: Where does it hurtMe: HereDoc: How does it feel if I jab it hard LIKE THIS (jabs)Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWDoc: You need massive pillsMe: I knowDo they have poking practice in Medical Skool??I feel like poking them backMe: Does it hurt if I jab you in the eye?Doc: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwwwMe: No, on a scale of 1 to 10Doc: 11Me: You need to get that seen to. Now where are my horse pills?Bastards!!Prostate...?No, he was still standing up at that point.
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 31, 2014, 07:13:39 PMWhy do they ALWAYS do that if you complain of a painful condition.Doctor: Where does it hurtMe: HereDoc: How does it feel if I jab it hard LIKE THIS (jabs)Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWDoc: You need massive pillsMe: I knowDo they have poking practice in Medical Skool??I feel like poking them backMe: Does it hurt if I jab you in the eye?Doc: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwwwMe: No, on a scale of 1 to 10Doc: 11Me: You need to get that seen to. Now where are my horse pills?Bastards!!Prostate...?
Why do they ALWAYS do that if you complain of a painful condition.Doctor: Where does it hurtMe: HereDoc: How does it feel if I jab it hard LIKE THIS (jabs)Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWDoc: You need massive pillsMe: I knowDo they have poking practice in Medical Skool??I feel like poking them backMe: Does it hurt if I jab you in the eye?Doc: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwwwMe: No, on a scale of 1 to 10Doc: 11Me: You need to get that seen to. Now where are my horse pills?Bastards!!
