As started in the Good Morning thread
I haven't decided how to vote, here is my summary of the parties positions
UKIP: we want out, we haven't a clue what we'd then do. We find numbers difficult
Libs: we will stay in and threaten to stay in to make the EU change
Cons: we completely disagree with ourselves but we'd definitely like you to tell us in 3 years time
Lab: we wish the election wasn't happening as we don't know why we want to stay in
BNP: we want out and we will then annex the Sudetenland
Green: we want more windymills
Scottish Nats: Och ye cannae vote for us you daft sassenanch.
Plaid Cymru: see Scots Nats but with a few FFFs and LLLs thrown in
The
Vote Match site says I should either vote Green or BNP - FFS how did they get to that?
So . . . . .