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The all new how should Steve vote thread
« on: May 22, 2014, 08:52:05 AM »
As started in the Good Morning thread

I haven't decided how to vote, here is my summary of the parties positions

UKIP:  we want out, we haven't a clue what we'd then do.  We find numbers difficult

Libs:  we will stay in and threaten to stay in to make the EU change

Cons:  we completely disagree with ourselves but we'd definitely like you to tell us in 3 years time

Lab: we wish the election wasn't happening as we don't know why we want to stay in

BNP: we want out and we will then annex the Sudetenland

Green: we want more windymills

Scottish Nats:  Och ye cannae vote for us you daft sassenanch. 

Plaid Cymru:  see Scots Nats but with a few FFFs and LLLs thrown in


The Vote Match site says I should either vote Green or BNP - FFS how did they get to that?


So  . . . . .
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new how should Steve vote thread
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2014, 09:11:16 AM »
UKIP!  Thumbs:

If for no other reason than the other three have had their chance and completely fucked it all up every time...
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Re: The all new how should Steve vote thread
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2014, 09:26:08 AM »
They have?

A small logistically disadvantaged nation bats in the top ten in the world hardly shows they have done that bad over the years.

 
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Re: The all new how should Steve vote thread
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2014, 10:13:28 AM »
They have?

A small logistically disadvantaged nation bats in the top ten in the world hardly shows they have done that bad over the years.

 

Decision made then!  Thumbs:

Vote for one of the big three that have made such a success of the place! Flip a coin, they're all the same...
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Re: The all new how should Steve vote thread
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2014, 10:23:01 AM »
This is not really helping is it?



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Re: The all new how should Steve vote thread
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2014, 10:35:27 AM »
This is not really helping is it?

No, shall I lock the thread...?
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Re: The all new how should Steve vote thread
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2014, 10:37:25 AM »
Why

Someone might actually have an argument that is persuasive



I thought it was compulsory to vote in Cyprus
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Re: The all new how should Steve vote thread
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2014, 10:40:30 AM »
Why

Someone might actually have an argument that is persuasive



I thought it was compulsory to vote in Cyprus

Interesting point...

It is theoretically compulsory to vote in Cyprus...

...but EU rules overrule national rules so Cyprus law cannot be enforced.... ::)

As for me, after 12 years I am still considered to be an 'Alien' and have to have 'papers' to live here (and prove self sufficiency, medical insurance, etc.). As such, I am allowed to vote in local village elections only....
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Re: The all new how should Steve vote thread
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2014, 10:42:43 AM »
Does that mean if UKIP get in you are allowed to stay?
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Re: The all new how should Steve vote thread
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2014, 10:56:21 AM »
Does that mean if UKIP get in you are allowed to stay?

I see no reason why they would throw me out....  whistle:
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Re: The all new how should Steve vote thread
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2014, 11:20:06 AM »
Does that mean if UKIP get in you are allowed to stay?

I see no reason why they would throw me out....  whistle:
lol:

Even if they wanted to it's not like the Cyprus gubberment could actually work out how to do it judging by the fiascoes various of the last years, decades, centuries  . . . .

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Re: The all new how should Steve vote thread
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2014, 11:21:49 AM »
Does that mean if UKIP get in you are allowed to stay?

I see no reason why they would throw me out....  whistle:
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Even if they wanted to it's not like the Cyprus gubberment could actually work out how to do it judging by the fiascoes various of the last years, decades, centuries  . . . .

Only if they wanted to destroy the housing and second-hand car markets over night.... not to mention most of the restaurants and bars....

Oh, wait....  rubschin:
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Re: The all new how should Steve vote thread
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2014, 12:04:39 PM »
And they'd lose the prize winning MeMi
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Re: The all new how should Steve vote thread
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2014, 12:12:03 PM »
And they'd lose the prize winning MeMi

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Re: The all new how should Steve vote thread
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2014, 12:15:44 PM »
And they'd lose the prize winning MeMi

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