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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #465 on: May 30, 2018, 03:14:57 PM »
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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #466 on: May 30, 2018, 03:55:01 PM »
I like the way Emirates gave completely the wrong answer, lets hope they don't fly their hairyplanes the same way
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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #467 on: December 18, 2018, 05:05:55 AM »
Had a private rental of one of the screens earlier, the moron in question had all the details about the screen including how many seats it had. Come the night of the film show we find that for some inexplicable reason he sold twice as many tickets as we had seats for...

Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #468 on: December 18, 2018, 06:11:36 AM »
Had a private rental of one of the screens earlier, the moron in question had all the details about the screen including how many seats it had. Come the night of the film show we find that for some inexplicable reason he sold twice as many tickets as we had seats for...



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What was the filum...?  rubschin:
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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #469 on: December 18, 2018, 07:04:31 AM »
Had a private rental of one of the screens earlier, the moron in question had all the details about the screen including how many seats it had. Come the night of the film show we find that for some inexplicable reason he sold twice as many tickets as we had seats for...



 lol: lol: lol:

What was the filum...?  rubschin:

Dawn Wall. It's about someone climbing El Capitan.
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #470 on: December 18, 2018, 07:23:31 AM »
Had a private rental of one of the screens earlier, the moron in question had all the details about the screen including how many seats it had. Come the night of the film show we find that for some inexplicable reason he sold twice as many tickets as we had seats for...



 lol: lol: lol:

What was the filum...?  rubschin:

Dawn Wall. It's about someone climbing El Capitan.

Ooooh, that looks cool!  :thumbsup:
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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #471 on: December 18, 2018, 09:25:30 AM »
Had a private rental of one of the screens earlier, the moron in question had all the details about the screen including how many seats it had. Come the night of the film show we find that for some inexplicable reason he sold twice as many tickets as we had seats for...



 lol: lol: lol:

What was the filum...?  rubschin:

Dawn Wall. It's about someone climbing El Capitan.

Ooooh, that looks cool!  :thumbsup:
Not if they have twice as many people climbing as they have footholds for
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #472 on: December 18, 2018, 11:37:07 AM »
Had a private rental of one of the screens earlier, the moron in question had all the details about the screen including how many seats it had. Come the night of the film show we find that for some inexplicable reason he sold twice as many tickets as we had seats for...



 lol: lol: lol:

What was the filum...?  rubschin:

Dawn Wall. It's about someone climbing El Capitan.

Ooooh, that looks cool!  :thumbsup:
Not if they have twice as many people climbing as they have footholds for
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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #473 on: February 17, 2019, 09:33:45 PM »
I'm starting to wonder if I am working with the love child of Nick and Nod, watched him serving a customer earlier and setting her up with a loyalty card. He started off by asking her title and then had to ask me which one from the drop down list do you use for Mrs....  Banghead
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #474 on: April 14, 2019, 01:50:38 AM »
At last, years after some bastard stole the original one I can finally replace my coffee mug for when I'm having to work with idiots and need to be subtle in my opinion of them.  cloud9:



https://www.cafepress.com/mf/70577780/waters-of-knowledge_mugs

20oz of caffinated goodness with the subtle message that I think you are a gormless areshole and fodder for Mr Darwin sir  :thumbsup:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #475 on: April 14, 2019, 05:21:25 AM »
At last, years after some bastard stole the original one I can finally replace my coffee mug for when I'm having to work with idiots and need to be subtle in my opinion of them.  cloud9:



https://www.cafepress.com/mf/70577780/waters-of-knowledge_mugs

20oz of caffinated goodness with the subtle message that I think you are a gormless areshole and fodder for Mr Darwin sir  :thumbsup:

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #476 on: April 14, 2019, 06:26:31 AM »
At last, years after some bastard stole the original one I can finally replace my coffee mug for when I'm having to work with idiots and need to be subtle in my opinion of them.  cloud9:



https://www.cafepress.com/mf/70577780/waters-of-knowledge_mugs

20oz of caffinated goodness with the subtle message that I think you are a gormless areshole and fodder for Mr Darwin sir  :thumbsup:

 ;D

I was livid when some bastard nicked my original one, but on the bright side this one is larger...  :thumbsup:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #477 on: April 15, 2019, 08:09:36 AM »
At last, years after some bastard stole the original one I can finally replace my coffee mug for when I'm having to work with idiots and need to be subtle in my opinion of them.  cloud9:



https://www.cafepress.com/mf/70577780/waters-of-knowledge_mugs

20oz of caffinated goodness with the subtle message that I think you are a gormless areshole and fodder for Mr Darwin sir  :thumbsup:

 ;D
I'm not sure I see the educational benefit of simultaneous drowning and sodomy?
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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #478 on: April 15, 2019, 08:12:13 AM »
At last, years after some bastard stole the original one I can finally replace my coffee mug for when I'm having to work with idiots and need to be subtle in my opinion of them.  cloud9:



https://www.cafepress.com/mf/70577780/waters-of-knowledge_mugs

20oz of caffinated goodness with the subtle message that I think you are a gormless areshole and fodder for Mr Darwin sir  :thumbsup:

 ;D
I'm not sure I see the educational benefit of simultaneous drowning and sodomy?

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Re: Working with Mongs...
« Reply #479 on: April 15, 2019, 09:36:39 AM »
At last, years after some bastard stole the original one I can finally replace my coffee mug for when I'm having to work with idiots and need to be subtle in my opinion of them.  cloud9:



https://www.cafepress.com/mf/70577780/waters-of-knowledge_mugs

20oz of caffinated goodness with the subtle message that I think you are a gormless areshole and fodder for Mr Darwin sir  :thumbsup:

 ;D
I'm not sure I see the educational benefit of simultaneous drowning and sodomy?

happy001
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Well, whatever nevermind