The Ritual Interrogation

[Just One More]

That works for me.
 

I bet you even have a staircase going nowhere just for show, eh Mr. Darwin Sir....?

One in each wing, naturally.

[Barman]

That works for me.
 

I bet you even have a staircase going nowhere just for show, eh Mr. Darwin Sir....?

One in each wing, naturally.

[Darwins Selection]

That works for me.
 

I bet you even have a staircase going nowhere just for show, eh Mr. Darwin Sir....?

One in each wing, naturally.

I want one!

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Miss New Nurse is very 

She said my BP was "not bad" which I guess is a technical term.

She asked about my "exercise regime" and I lied. She said I should be walking "with intent" 

I suggested it sounds like an arrestable offence.

You need a hearing test she said 'you are a wanker with a tent' you daft sod.

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Miss New Nurse is very 

She said my BP was "not bad" which I guess is a technical term.

She asked about my "exercise regime" and I lied. She said I should be walking "with intent" 

I suggested it sounds like an arrestable offence.

You need a hearing test she said 'you are a wanker with a tent' you daft sod.

 

[apc2010]

Miss New Nurse is very 

She said my BP was "not bad" which I guess is a technical term.

She asked about my "exercise regime" and I lied. She said I should be walking "with intent" 

I suggested it sounds like an arrestable offence.

You need a hearing test she said 'you are a wanker with a tent' you daft sod.

 

 

[Baldy]

Miss New Nurse is very 

She said my BP was "not bad" which I guess is a technical term.

She asked about my "exercise regime" and I lied. She said I should be walking "with intent" 

I suggested it sounds like an arrestable offence.

You need a hearing test she said 'you are a wanker with a tent' you daft sod.

Top reply of 2014 so far. 

 

[Nick]

 

[Darwins Selection]

[Nick]

Pink Sis is staring chemotherapy soon. She reports a meeting with the world's most patronising nurse who, amongst other sins, said "Bless You" a lot and touched Pink Sis's knee. Not wise 

Nurse had a list of things to ask about which she stuck to. Pink Sis finally lost it when she was asked:

Nurse: And are you thinking of starting a family dear?

PS: I am 67 and have 2 grandchildren 

Nurse: Oh, you don't look it pet.

That is when the trouble started.

[apc2010]

Pink Sis is staring chemotherapy soon. She reports a meeting with the world's most patronising nurse who, amongst other sins, said "Bless You" a lot and touched Pink Sis's knee. Not wise 

Nurse had a list of things to ask about which she stuck to. Pink Sis finally lost it when she was asked:

Nurse: And are you thinking of starting a family dear?

PS: I am 67 and have 2 grandchildren 

Nurse: Oh, you don't look it pet.

That is when the trouble started.

Hope all goes well.....

[Steve]

Pink Sis is staring chemotherapy soon. She reports a meeting with the world's most patronising nurse who, amongst other sins, said "Bless You" a lot and touched Pink Sis's knee. Not wise 

Nurse had a list of things to ask about which she stuck to. Pink Sis finally lost it when she was asked:

Nurse: And are you thinking of starting a family dear?

PS: I am 67 and have 2 grandchildren 

Nurse: Oh, you don't look it pet.

That is when the trouble started.

Hope all goes well.....

yes hope the Pink Sis' treatment goes well



and that Nurse Patronising is soon out of A&E?

[Nick]

Thanks, but she hasn't got cancer. Weirdly they use chemotherapy for other stuff now. I dunno.

[Steve]

Thanks, but she hasn't got cancer. Weirdly they use chemotherapy for other stuff now. I dunno.

That's my new learnt fact of the day.  Still doesn't sound like much fun for her