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Re: The Ritual Interrogation
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2014, 06:07:11 PM »
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Re: The Ritual Interrogation
« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2014, 03:49:51 PM »
Miss New Nurse is very  eyes: eyes: eyes:

She said my BP was "not bad" which I guess is a technical term.

She asked about my "exercise regime" and I lied. She said I should be walking "with intent"  rubschin: rubschin:

I suggested it sounds like an arrestable offence.

You need a hearing test she said 'you are a wanker with a tent' you daft sod. noooo:
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Re: The Ritual Interrogation
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2014, 03:52:08 PM »
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Re: The Ritual Interrogation
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2014, 03:55:56 PM »
Miss New Nurse is very  eyes: eyes: eyes:

She said my BP was "not bad" which I guess is a technical term.

She asked about my "exercise regime" and I lied. She said I should be walking "with intent"  rubschin: rubschin:

I suggested it sounds like an arrestable offence.

You need a hearing test she said 'you are a wanker with a tent' you daft sod. noooo:

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Re: The Ritual Interrogation
« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2014, 04:00:19 PM »
Miss New Nurse is very  eyes: eyes: eyes:

She said my BP was "not bad" which I guess is a technical term.

She asked about my "exercise regime" and I lied. She said I should be walking "with intent"  rubschin: rubschin:

I suggested it sounds like an arrestable offence.

You need a hearing test she said 'you are a wanker with a tent' you daft sod. noooo:

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Re: The Ritual Interrogation
« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2014, 04:31:52 PM »
Miss New Nurse is very  eyes: eyes: eyes:

She said my BP was "not bad" which I guess is a technical term.

She asked about my "exercise regime" and I lied. She said I should be walking "with intent"  rubschin: rubschin:

I suggested it sounds like an arrestable offence.

You need a hearing test she said 'you are a wanker with a tent' you daft sod. noooo:

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Re: The Ritual Interrogation
« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2014, 04:33:09 PM »
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Re: The Ritual Interrogation
« Reply #25 on: March 24, 2014, 02:28:32 PM »
Pink Sis is staring chemotherapy soon. She reports a meeting with the world's most patronising nurse who, amongst other sins, said "Bless You" a lot and touched Pink Sis's knee. Not wise  noooo:

Nurse had a list of things to ask about which she stuck to. Pink Sis finally lost it when she was asked:

Nurse: And are you thinking of starting a family dear?

PS: I am 67 and have 2 grandchildren  cussing: cussing:

Nurse: Oh, you don't look it pet.

That is when the trouble started. noooo:
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Re: The Ritual Interrogation
« Reply #26 on: March 24, 2014, 02:39:22 PM »
Pink Sis is staring chemotherapy soon. She reports a meeting with the world's most patronising nurse who, amongst other sins, said "Bless You" a lot and touched Pink Sis's knee. Not wise  noooo:

Nurse had a list of things to ask about which she stuck to. Pink Sis finally lost it when she was asked:

Nurse: And are you thinking of starting a family dear?

PS: I am 67 and have 2 grandchildren  cussing: cussing:

Nurse: Oh, you don't look it pet.

That is when the trouble started. noooo:

Hope all goes well.....

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Re: The Ritual Interrogation
« Reply #27 on: March 24, 2014, 02:51:54 PM »
Pink Sis is staring chemotherapy soon. She reports a meeting with the world's most patronising nurse who, amongst other sins, said "Bless You" a lot and touched Pink Sis's knee. Not wise  noooo:

Nurse had a list of things to ask about which she stuck to. Pink Sis finally lost it when she was asked:

Nurse: And are you thinking of starting a family dear?

PS: I am 67 and have 2 grandchildren  cussing: cussing:

Nurse: Oh, you don't look it pet.

That is when the trouble started. noooo:

Hope all goes well.....
yes hope the Pink Sis' treatment goes well



and that Nurse Patronising is soon out of A&E?
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Re: The Ritual Interrogation
« Reply #28 on: March 24, 2014, 02:58:20 PM »
Thanks, but she hasn't got cancer. Weirdly they use chemotherapy for other stuff now. I dunno.
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Re: The Ritual Interrogation
« Reply #29 on: March 24, 2014, 03:04:28 PM »
Thanks, but she hasn't got cancer. Weirdly they use chemotherapy for other stuff now. I dunno.
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That's my new learnt fact of the day.  Still doesn't sound like much fun for her
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