The chappy upstairs has had a fall out with his girlfriend. She has met me before and has arrived here clad in a skimpy dressing gown and in floods

I have given her collapso and stuck her into a relaxing bubbley bath with candles

I now have to calm her down (blubbing) nd do Kissinger stylee diplomacy with him upstairs

She is on the volutupuous side. I am being

I sense my evening is fooked