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Offline Nick

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Fook me
« on: October 25, 2013, 05:49:51 PM »
The chappy upstairs has had a fall out with his girlfriend. She has met me before and has arrived here clad in a skimpy dressing gown  and in floods  eeek:

I have given her collapso and stuck her into a relaxing bubbley bath with candles scared2:

I now have to calm her down (blubbing) nd do Kissinger stylee diplomacy with him upstairs  eeek:

She is on the volutupuous side. I am being  angel1

I sense my evening is fooked
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Re: Fook me
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2013, 05:52:29 PM »
Pics,,,,,,,, rubschin:










At least your boiler is working ...... Thumbs:
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Re: Fook me
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2013, 06:18:10 PM »
Fook.  eeek:

Going round your neighbour's and jumping in the candle adorned bath is a bit forward in my book.

I think you might have quite a busy night.  eyes:
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Re: Fook me
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2013, 06:31:55 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on October 25, 2013, 06:18:10 PM
Fook.  eeek:

Going round your neighbour's and jumping in the candle adorned bath is a bit forward in my book.

I think you might have quite a busy night.  eyes:
eeek: eeek: eeek: indeed

How sad for Nick that Tipsy/Miss D/Miss C/Pik Sis (delete as applic) has chosen tonight for a surprise call

 Popcorn:
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Re: Fook me
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2013, 07:10:21 PM »
He has gone very quiet......well on the forum he has.

 Popcorn:
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Re: Fook me
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2013, 07:16:57 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on October 25, 2013, 07:10:21 PM
He has gone very quiet......well on the forum he has.

 Popcorn:

 rubschin:
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Offline Tipsy Gipsy

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Re: Fook me
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2013, 07:44:16 PM »
He'll be putting the fire out.  ;D
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Re: Fook me
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2013, 07:46:11 PM »
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Re: Fook me
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2013, 09:38:36 PM »
All done. Henry Kissinger eat your heart out  noooo: surrender:
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Re: Fook me
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2013, 09:46:00 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 25, 2013, 09:38:36 PM
All done. Henry Kissinger eat your heart out  noooo: surrender:
worthy:   well done Nick
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Re: Fook me
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2013, 09:50:59 PM »
Quote from: Steve on October 25, 2013, 09:46:00 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on October 25, 2013, 09:38:36 PM
All done. Henry Kissinger eat your heart out  noooo: surrender:
worthy:   well done Nick

Did you charge,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
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Re: Fook me
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2013, 10:12:02 PM »
She realised that a strange ginger bloke sticking her into a cold bath and being told "Do not worry love, the candles will eventually warm the water up" made her realise that her boyfriend was not such a bad bloke after all.  Thumbs:
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Re: Fook me
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2013, 04:46:42 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on October 25, 2013, 10:12:02 PM
She realised that a strange ginger bloke sticking her into a cold bath and being told "Do not worry love, the candles will eventually warm the water up" made her realise that her boyfriend was not such a bad bloke after all.  Thumbs:

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Re: Fook me
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2013, 06:29:12 AM »
Poor girl ...never mind a bit of perspective never goes amiss  whistle:
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Re: Fook me
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2013, 07:03:51 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on October 25, 2013, 10:12:02 PM
She realised that a strange ginger bloke sticking her into a cold bath and being told "Do not worry love, the candles will eventually warm the water up" made her realise that her boyfriend was not such a bad bloke after all.  Thumbs:

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