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Offline apc2010

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Re: HOW MUCH?!
« Reply #15 on: October 17, 2013, 02:38:33 PM »
Fiona is only a copy Tipsy is real and she will go all the way up your little passage.

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Re: HOW MUCH?!
« Reply #16 on: October 17, 2013, 02:38:53 PM »
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Re: HOW MUCH?!
« Reply #17 on: October 17, 2013, 02:39:51 PM »
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Re: HOW MUCH?!
« Reply #18 on: October 17, 2013, 02:40:55 PM »
Has she been buying off you?  evil:
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Re: HOW MUCH?!
« Reply #19 on: October 17, 2013, 02:42:15 PM »
Has she been buying off you?  evil:
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'purchasing from' surely.  noooo:
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Re: HOW MUCH?!
« Reply #20 on: October 17, 2013, 02:43:13 PM »
I can be colloquial when communicating with plebs  ::)
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Re: HOW MUCH?!
« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2013, 02:44:35 PM »
I can be colloquial when communicating with plebs  ::)

A much-used skill I am sure.  Thumbs:
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Re: HOW MUCH?!
« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2013, 02:45:45 PM »
AS your serfs will testify
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Re: HOW MUCH?!
« Reply #23 on: October 17, 2013, 02:48:44 PM »
AS your serfs will testify

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Re: HOW MUCH?!
« Reply #24 on: October 17, 2013, 02:51:32 PM »
The Interpreter?  :thumbsup:
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Re: HOW MUCH?!
« Reply #25 on: October 17, 2013, 02:53:47 PM »
Has she been buying off you?  evil:
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'purchasing from' surely.  noooo:

Nick has been trying to gain Purchase on Tipsy for months now.  Her secret?  She dips the tops of her fluffy socks in oil once a week and then doesn't pull them all the way up.
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Re: HOW MUCH?!
« Reply #26 on: October 17, 2013, 02:55:53 PM »
Madness  noooo:
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Re: HOW MUCH?!
« Reply #27 on: October 17, 2013, 04:03:54 PM »
Has she been buying off you?  evil:
::)

'purchasing from' surely.  noooo:

Nick has been trying to gain Purchase on Tipsy for months now.  Her secret?  She dips the tops of her fluffy socks in oil once a week and then doesn't pull them all the way up.
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Re: HOW MUCH?!
« Reply #28 on: October 18, 2013, 07:08:37 PM »
A pet subject of mine when I worked in College.  So many lads don't bother to collect their certificates but then in later years they want to emigrate to the wonderful land 'down under' and are required to provide evidence of their skills.


......  where is this employment located Mr Nick?   rubschin:
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Re: HOW MUCH?!
« Reply #29 on: October 18, 2013, 07:10:54 PM »
A pet subject of mine when I worked in College.  So many lads don't bother to collect their certificates but then in later years they want to emigrate to the wonderful land 'down under' and are required to provide evidence of their skills.


......  where is this employment located Mr Nick?   rubschin:

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