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HOW MUCH?!
« on: October 16, 2013, 12:21:24 PM »
For the first time in years a potentially big client has asked me for the certificates for my qualifications  evil:

I have no fooking clue where they are  evil:

Each university website has a section to get duplicates  :thumbsup:

Each one is £40  evil:

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Re: HOW MUCH?!
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2013, 12:23:51 PM »
For the first time in years a potentially big client has asked me for the certificates for my qualifications  evil:

I have no fooking clue where they are  evil:

Each university website has a section to get duplicates  :thumbsup:

Each one is £40  evil:

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I've got all my serstifikates in a safe place like....  Thumbs:
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Re: HOW MUCH?!
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2013, 12:25:15 PM »
Haven't you got a printer.......... whistle:

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Re: HOW MUCH?!
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2013, 12:35:16 PM »
For the first time in years a potentially big client has asked me for the certificates for my qualifications  evil:

I have no fooking clue where they are  evil:

Each university website has a section to get duplicates  :thumbsup:

Each one is £40  evil:

 Shocked:

I've got all my serstifikates in a safe place like....  Thumbs:

Your wallet?
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Re: HOW MUCH?!
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2013, 12:35:53 PM »
For the first time in years a potentially big client has asked me for the certificates for my qualifications  evil:

I have no fooking clue where they are  evil:

Each university website has a section to get duplicates  :thumbsup:

Each one is £40  evil:

 Shocked:

I've got all my serstifikates in a safe place like....  Thumbs:

Your wallet?

No... ::)
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Re: HOW MUCH?!
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2013, 01:32:10 PM »
Fiona is being very helpful and sounds rather nice  eyes: eyes:
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Re: HOW MUCH?!
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2013, 02:43:16 PM »
Fiona is being very helpful and sounds rather nice  eyes: eyes:

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Re: HOW MUCH?!
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2013, 02:44:11 PM »
 :thumbsup:

Do tell  Popcorn:
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Re: HOW MUCH?!
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2013, 02:45:18 PM »
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Re: HOW MUCH?!
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2013, 04:02:30 PM »
Fiona is being very helpful and sounds rather nice  eyes: eyes:

Fionas are goers - well known fact!  Thumbs:

Even the ones who used to be Freddies?
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Re: HOW MUCH?!
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2013, 07:41:01 PM »
Fiona is being very helpful and sounds rather nice  eyes: eyes:

Fionas are goers - well known fact!  Thumbs:

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Re: HOW MUCH?!
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2013, 09:54:32 PM »
You only get one chance at this life so make the most of it .

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Re: HOW MUCH?!
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2013, 02:33:29 PM »
At least Fiona only wants £18  cussing: cussing:

Cheaper than Tipsy  noooo:
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Re: HOW MUCH?!
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2013, 02:34:52 PM »
At least Fiona only wants £18  cussing: cussing:

Cheaper than Tipsy  noooo:

Is that for the whole driveway, or just the bit up to the house?
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Re: HOW MUCH?!
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2013, 02:37:16 PM »
Fiona is only a copy Tipsy is real and she will go all the way up your little passage.
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