Sod it I've applied

[Landlady]

Close but not enough engines, at the moment the plan is to use one of these as the launcher 

http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2013-03/most-powerful-space-rocket

Let us know where to scatter your ashes - oh no you will already be ashes if that blows - never mind it will be quick Grumpy 

[Grumpmeister]

I'm glad you have such faith in the program LL.  Unless Nick is chosen as well it should be safe. 

[Landlady]

I'm glad you have such faith in the program LL.  Unless Nick is chosen as well it should be safe. 

He couldn't go they wouldn't let him bring his talc 

[Grumpmeister]

I've just heard that Sir Bob has also applied for this so worst case scenario I'll be trapped in a tin can with Gandalf 

[Darwins Selection]

I've just heard that Sir Bob has also applied for this so worst case scenario I'll be trapped in a tin can with Gandalf 

I am sure he will be keen to see Uranus.

[Baldy]

I've just heard that Sir Bob has also applied for this so worst case scenario I'll be trapped in a tin can with Gandalf 

I am sure he will be keen to see Uranus.

   

[Grumpmeister]

Well it's official, I've not been shortlisted (not that I was expecting to make it past the first stage  ) So you buggers aren't getting rid of me that easily. 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Excellent new for us but not for you Meister.  Good for you for applying though and I don't suppose that this will be the last one. 

[Miss Adventure]

Sorry to hear that Grumps, they don't know what they're missing

[Barman]

Well it's official, I've not been shortlisted (not that I was expecting to make it past the first stage  ) So you buggers aren't getting rid of me that easily. 

[Steve]

Wot the Misses C and A and BM said

At least you gave it a try Meister

[Grumpmeister]

They are planning to send out more groups in future so I'll keep applying and see how my luck holds. The advantage there being that if I do make it, the longer the colony has been going beforehand the better it will be set up. 

[Grumpmeister]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2541275/Mars-One-mission-HOME-WRECKER-Applicant-considers-divorce-getting-round-applications-embark-one-way-trip.html

 

[Barman]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2541275/Mars-One-mission-HOME-WRECKER-Applicant-considers-divorce-getting-round-applications-embark-one-way-trip.html

 

I'll take his place - how much collapso can I take like...? 

[Grumpmeister]

Given the logistics weight will be severely restricted so I'm guessing you'd only be allowed one of those single serving bottles....