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Sod it I've applied
« on: August 11, 2013, 05:43:46 AM »
One way trip to Mars? Somehow even if it pans out I don't think I have a snowballs chance in hell of getting though but it has to be better than here.  rubschin:

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Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Sod it I've applied
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2013, 05:50:01 AM »
No upper age limit....  rubschin:
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Re: Sod it I've applied
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2013, 07:19:14 AM »
no bars on Mars, no fast food, no interweb, no thanks
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Re: Sod it I've applied
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2013, 09:13:54 AM »
No taxes, no reality shows, no corrupt incompetent politicians, no Shitefactor et al, no chavs.
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Re: Sod it I've applied
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2013, 09:19:23 AM »
"No taxes, no reality shows, no corrupt incompetent politicians, no Shitefactor et al, no chavs."

Yeah that's what they'll let you believe til the Earth is but a spec in the distance and out come the all new revisions to the contract. 

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Re: Sod it I've applied
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2013, 09:23:23 AM »
Bear in mind over 100000 people have applied for this so I'm pretty confident that I'm stuck here.  lol:
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Re: Sod it I've applied
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2013, 09:43:03 AM »
Bear in mind over 100000 people have applied for this so I'm pretty confident that I'm stuck here.  lol:

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Re: Sod it I've applied
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2013, 05:38:17 PM »
You aren't the first person to tell me that.  lol:
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Re: Sod it I've applied
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2013, 05:50:32 PM »
They won't let you on board until you put yer 'ed out.  noooo:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2013, 06:53:12 PM »
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Re: Sod it I've applied
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2013, 10:26:50 PM »
Bugger that, I can save them money on the ignition system for launch  lol:
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« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2013, 01:43:54 AM »
I have thought of you in many guises but I have to admit giant matchstick was never one of them. noooo:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Sod it I've applied
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2013, 01:09:37 PM »
So you don't think I have that mischievous 'light the blue touch paper and run like hell' mentality then Miss C.  angel1
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Re: Sod it I've applied
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2013, 01:49:37 PM »
So you don't think I have that mischievous 'light the blue touch paper and run like hell' mentality then Miss C.  angel1


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Re: Sod it I've applied
« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2013, 01:55:34 PM »
Close but not enough engines, at the moment the plan is to use one of these as the launcher  lol:

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Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.