So Wenchy Can't Help It

[Snoopy]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2007/08/21/scipink121.xml

Genetically she is programmed to prefer pink!

More useless but expensive research that tells us what we already knew.

[Nick]

I heard that. Women like pink cos it came in useful to them when we lived in caves and their job was to gather berries. And boys like blue because, um, they had to go fishing a lot?

[Bar Wench]

I heard that on the tv this morning. What a load of rubbish! I like pink because I am a Daddy's girl. 

[Nick]

Your father was pink?

Come to think of it we are all pink. Apart from Mr Mumbwmba next door of course.

[Sour Puss]

Which makes me what exactly?

I prefer Yellow or Black or Green or Blue.  I dislike Pink and Red.

[Nick]

I cannot distinguish yellow from pink due to early retinal damage. It has led to some embarrassing clothing purchases over the years. I once flooded a house in consequence, but that is a long story. Grace Kelly was also involved, which made it worse

[Snoopy]

Which makes me what exactly?

I prefer Yellow or Black or Green or Blue.  I dislike Pink and Red.

Aren't Cats colour blind ~ or is that Dogs?

[Nick]

How do we know? Has anyone asked them. I see pink AA vans everywhere I go

[Snoopy]

How do we know? Has anyone asked them. I see pink AA vans everywhere I go

So what would you see at a Gay Pride march?

[Nick]

I don't know, I have never been on one. Pray enlighten me

[Snoopy]

I don't know, I have never been on one. Pray enlighten me

Your wish is my command.

[Barman]

I don't know, I have never been on one. Pray enlighten me

Your wish is my command.

[Nick]

Yellow

[Snoopy]

Yellow

So all these emoticons look pink to you 

And we all look like the Simpsons????

[Nick]

I have adjusted to that. Everyone looks like they have liver disease to me