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Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
« Reply #30 on: August 21, 2007, 12:54:48 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2007, 12:54:09 PM
Yes. Many cats are gay. See me in Agony Corner. I feel advice coming on.
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Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
« Reply #31 on: August 21, 2007, 01:01:45 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 12:54:04 PM
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Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
« Reply #32 on: August 21, 2007, 01:14:20 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on August 21, 2007, 01:01:45 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 12:54:04 PM
Poofy Cats?  happy001

Actually VERY FUNNY so I have appaulded your karma xx Up one point

Thank You Maam.

Actually in a previous life, with a previous wife we were adopted by a cat of indeterminate age and sex. The children wanted to name and keep it and it fell to me to decide whether it was a boy cat or a girl cat so that an appropriate name could be chosen. I grabbed the animal as it passed and upended it to solve the mystery once and for all by delving into the furry bits underneath. It removed several square inches of skin from my arm and we never did find out if it were a lady or neutered gent so called it Poofy Cat as a compromise. It lived with us for 15 years and the children finally worked out why I had suggested the name.
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Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
« Reply #33 on: August 21, 2007, 01:15:53 PM »
Vicious? Girl cat then.
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Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
« Reply #34 on: August 21, 2007, 01:17:41 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 01:14:20 PM
Quote from: Landlady on August 21, 2007, 01:01:45 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 12:54:04 PM
Poofy Cats?  happy001

Actually VERY FUNNY so I have appaulded your karma xx Up one point

Thank You Maam.

Actually in a previous life, with a previous wife we were adopted by a cat of indeterminate age and sex. The children wanted to name and keep it and it fell to me to decide whether it was a boy cat or a girl cat so that an appropriate name could be chosen. I grabbed the animal as it passed and upended it to solve the mystery once and for all by delving into the furry bits underneath. It removed several square inches of skin from my arm and we never did find out if it were a lady or neutered gent so called it Poofy Cat as a compromise. It lived with us for 15 years and the children finally worked out why I had suggested the name.


Barman named our first two (Stinky & Piggy) hence the short descriptive names of their earlier memorable traits. I insisted on naming the last acquired cat (Tigger from the Omodos Mountains) hence the nicer name suiting his wonder giner stripes - however because he is a very vocal cat (likes to chat and let you know he is around) Barman only calls him


SHUT UP CAT

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Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
« Reply #35 on: August 21, 2007, 01:53:09 PM »
Normal. Did I say that?. 17 kids  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
« Reply #36 on: August 21, 2007, 01:54:29 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2007, 01:53:09 PM
Normal. Fuck 17 kids 
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Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
« Reply #37 on: August 21, 2007, 02:00:51 PM »
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Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
« Reply #38 on: August 21, 2007, 02:08:55 PM »
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Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
« Reply #39 on: August 21, 2007, 02:09:28 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2007, 02:00:51 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 21, 2007, 01:54:29 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2007, 01:53:09 PM
Normal. Did I say that? Stress! 17 kids 
Nicky Glitter?

I can't even track back to try and tie in where oh where this 17 kids Nicky Glitter thing ties in  confused:

I'm giving up for today and I won't be back tomorrow (no be quiet no hurrahs from the back please) because I REALLY must do some serious work tomorrow - plus s I'm having a night on the town with the local ladies I don't think I will be in a fit state tomorrow.........

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Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
« Reply #40 on: August 21, 2007, 02:10:57 PM »
Pics please
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Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
« Reply #41 on: August 21, 2007, 02:13:21 PM »
And I've got to go in a minute. "Back Pain Clinic" where a man who makes me look small will pummel my back muscles, knead my neck, thump me in the kidneys and ask if I feel any better. The answer, which will disappoint him as it always does, will be NO! evil:
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Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
« Reply #42 on: August 21, 2007, 02:15:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2007, 02:10:57 PM
Pics please

Please !!!!!!!!!! Remember you are talking to the woman who can barely tie in a web site link to a posting  crash:
don't you think therefore that scanning in pic's and posting those will not probably be beyond my abilities  shrugs:- s

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Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
« Reply #43 on: August 21, 2007, 02:17:50 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on August 21, 2007, 02:15:31 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2007, 02:10:57 PM
Pics please

Please !!!!!!!!!! Remember you are talking to the woman who can barely tie in a web site link to a posting  crash:
don't you think therefore that scanning in pic's and posting those will not probably be beyond my abilities  shrugs:- s



Send me the negatives ~ I'll do the rest  whistle:
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Re: So Wenchy Can't Help It
« Reply #44 on: August 21, 2007, 02:26:43 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 21, 2007, 02:17:50 PM
Quote from: Landlady on August 21, 2007, 02:15:31 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 21, 2007, 02:10:57 PM
Pics please

Please !!!!!!!!!! Remember you are talking to the woman who can barely tie in a web site link to a posting  crash:
don't you think therefore that scanning in pic's and posting those will not probably be beyond my abilities  shrugs:- s



Send me the negatives ~ I'll do the rest  whistle:

And pray tell how I do that with a digital camera - me or you  whacky115
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