I got a call from my mate, the one that his mother died the other week, so met him in the pub down the road. I was using my e-cig when some cow who is somewhat large in the 'toilet department' looked across then began to sneeze. Her 'knob' partner shouted out "Are you okay babe?" ....hardly a babe, they surely cannot make pampers that large! Her reply "There is nicotine in the air and it is killing me!"
Twenty minutes later my friend goes over to her, she werks at the hospice, and offers her his huge amount of medicine (for free) his mother left in the house after she croaked. "That is great! The hospice will welcome all of those meds, but I can't go there for a week or so because I have a streaming cold. I will pick them up next week." Of course it was my e-cig that caused her to sneeze.
Feckin bitch!
Now complaining about e-cigs!!!
