I also love the idea of the bin men emptying the filth and detritus of society into the back of the truck with that overwhelming smell that it has...

And then one of the binners retching because somebody has put a dog-end in the trash without sealing it in an air-tight container!

All werk comes to a halt, JOM turns up and deploys 'Bio Hazard' signs and tapes the area off until an specially trained operative in a space suit turns up and removes the fag end with a long pole with jaws on the end....
I've gone too far haven't I...?
