asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe (The All New Dentistry Thread)

[Darwins Selection]

asghdasgd erd dferwtl qweqwe

0800hr's, I shall be after an emergency appointment 

Decaying tooth, infection in gum caused abcess, seven days of antibiotics, then out it comes (£49) or root canal and crown work (£208) It's at the back, so no contest

[Just One More]

One tooth and £49 lighter

I was in for all of five minutes. Two weeks of being a nervous wreck for feck all. And next time....I'll be just the same 

[Darwins Selection]

One tooth and £49 lighter

I was in for all of five minutes. Two weeks of being a nervous wreck for feck all. And next time....I'll be just the same 

Presumably a different tooth though?

[Barman]

One tooth and £49 lighter

I was in for all of five minutes. Two weeks of being a nervous wreck for feck all. And next time....I'll be just the same 

Presumably a different tooth though?

 

[Nick]

9.45 appointment 

Then off to bow to Mrs T 

[Barman]

9.45 appointment 

Then off to bow to Mrs T 

 

[Baldy]

9.45 appointment 

Then off to bow to Mrs T 

 

Mrs T will be impressed with your dribbling. 

[Grumpmeister]

9.45 appointment 

Then off to bow to Mrs T 

Wiring your jaw shut so you can't say anything stupid you say... 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

9.45 appointment 

Then off to bow to Mrs T 

Going to dig her up then?

[Darwins Selection]

9.45 appointment 

Then off to bow to Mrs T 

Mrs T: "Ah Mr Nick, I heard much about your exploits, why you dlibbling?"
Mr N: "Velly solly, I have been to appointment with Dentist-san"
Mrs T: "Tooth hurty?"
Mr N: "No, 9:45 actually"


Fade lights to theme from Bridge on the River Kwai. . . .

[Steve]

 

[Baldy]

9.45 appointment 

Then off to bow to Mrs T 

Mrs T: "Ah Mr Nick, I heard much about your exploits, why you dlibbling?"
Mr N: "Velly solly, I have been to appointment with Dentist-san"
Mrs T: "Tooth hurty?"
Mr N: "No, 9:45 actually"


Fade lights to theme from Bridge on the River Kwai. . . .

 

[Barman]

9.45 appointment 

Then off to bow to Mrs T 

Mrs T: "Ah Mr Nick, I heard much about your exploits, why you dlibbling?"
Mr N: "Velly solly, I have been to appointment with Dentist-san"
Mrs T: "Tooth hurty?"
Mr N: "No, 9:45 actually"


Fade lights to theme from Bridge on the River Kwai. . . .

  

[Nick]

Babetastic dentist and nurse    Dentist had to lean over me quite close and pushed her ample Spanish knockers into my heaving chest.

[Barman]

Babetastic dentist and nurse    Dentist had to lean over me quite close and pushed her ample Spanish knockers into my heaving chest.

They still use gas then do they...?