Things not to do when drunk

[GROWLER]

Megane! Dump him

Dump the car.

Company one so unlikely 

Fixed loads of 'em over the years.

Prolly the most fragile interir trim of ANY car on the market now and in the past, not that you'd really be that interested I suppose.
Prolly too busy staring at Mr Lush in that puppy dog manner to be casting a glance at all the tattered thread pulled seats and bits of scratched plassy trim ....if it's still attached that is....I suppose.

Tell him from me to tell his employer to get stuffed if they try to stitch him up with a Renault next time.

Yup, another GROWLER TOP MOTORING TIP!

[Misty]

Megane! Dump him

Dump the car.

Company one so unlikely 

Fixed loads of 'em over the years.

Prolly the most fragile interir trim of ANY car on the market now and in the past, not that you'd really be that interested I suppose.
Prolly too busy staring at Mr Lush in that puppy dog manner to be casting a glance at all the tattered thread pulled seats and bits of scratched plassy trim ....if it's still attached that is....I suppose.

Tell him from me to tell his employer to get stuffed if they try to stitch him up with a Renault next time.

Yup, another GROWLER TOP MOTORING TIP!

so long as the headlining can withstand high heel scuffs job's a gudd'n. 

[GROWLER]

Megane! Dump him

Dump the car.

Company one so unlikely 

Fixed loads of 'em over the years.

Prolly the most fragile interir trim of ANY car on the market now and in the past, not that you'd really be that interested I suppose.
Prolly too busy staring at Mr Lush in that puppy dog manner to be casting a glance at all the tattered thread pulled seats and bits of scratched plassy trim ....if it's still attached that is....I suppose.

Tell him from me to tell his employer to get stuffed if they try to stitch him up with a Renault next time.

Yup, another GROWLER TOP MOTORING TIP!

so long as the headlining can withstand high heel scuffs job's a gudd'n. 

You may well joke about that, but I have had to do some headlining repairs on cars over the years with 'highly suspicious stilleto size holes ' in them.

[Miss Demeanour]

Tsk Tsk Tsk 

[GROWLER]

Tsk Tsk Tsk 

Wha'?

[Miss Demeanour]

Not you  but Miss T for casting  aspersions on my reputation 

[GROWLER]

Not you   but Miss T for casting  aspersions on my reputation 

Ooooooooo, thanks my lickle chicky.

Shit. Can't say that to a wummanage now can I?

PLEASE don't sue me for being overly familiar, PLEEEEASE!

[Miss Demeanour]

I think your familiarity is welcome here 

[GROWLER]

I think your familiarity is welcome here 

Thanks my lickle fluffy bunny bumpkins.

[Nick]

 

[GROWLER]

Go get stuffed oh lickle willy warmer man.

[Misty]

I like the familiarity.  My cuddly teddy fella.

[GROWLER]

I like the familiarity.  My cuddly teddy fella.

MMMMMWHAA!
My gorgeous warm and cosy tasty butter filled crumpety dream boat.

[Nick]

 

[Misty]

Fine. Fuck off Ginge.

better?