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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Things not to do when drunk
« on: January 14, 2013, 06:22:06 AM »
Not quite sure how to refer to him but I guess the BF; though at our age the use of the term boy is farcical. Anyway he was out yesterday at the footy footy football and then obviously for a few jars with the lads.

A phone call was made last night which he will probably sooooooooooooooo regret this morning if he can remember owt of it  lol: . I have all details etched to memory of course and shall be ripping the piss mercilessly today  8)

Looking forward to it muchly  eveilgrin:

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Re: Things not to do when drunk
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2013, 06:41:46 AM »
Has he booked the church  rubschin:
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Re: Things not to do when drunk
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2013, 06:47:08 AM »
If it's the old ' I want to have babies with you' you could have twice as much fun by messing with The Brat's mind. eveilgrin:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Things not to do when drunk
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2013, 06:47:58 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:

Another one I can add to the list  :thumbsup:

Bearing in mind this is all quite recent even though we have known each other years ...it has all been very civil and polite so far. Until last night  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Things not to do when drunk
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2013, 06:48:29 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 14, 2013, 06:47:08 AM
If it's the old ' I want to have babies with you' you could have twice as much fun by messing with The Brat's mind. eveilgrin:

No one is EVER that drunk  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: Things not to do when drunk
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2013, 09:26:51 AM »
A babby  cloud9:
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Re: Things not to do when drunk
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2013, 09:47:48 AM »
And so the not so total recall begins  lol:

"Morning"

Miss D " Morning"

"errrrrr I think I may have phoned you last night .I'm so sorry. "

Miss D " Not a problem. You were obviously having a great time . How you feeling ?"

" Mmmmmm I will tell you after you confirm I haven't upset you, crossed a line or said too much"

Miss D " Oh no . I was very surprised by what you said but not shocked and it will take some organising but I'm sure its feasible "  whistle:

" Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr can you please tell me what I said"

Miss D " I can't now honey ...I'm at work "

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Things not to do when drunk
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2013, 09:51:35 AM »
 Spank2:
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Re: Things not to do when drunk
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2013, 09:52:41 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 14, 2013, 09:47:48 AM
And so the not so total recall begins  lol:

"Morning"

Miss D " Morning"

"errrrrr I think I may have phoned you last night .I'm so sorry. "

Miss D " Not a problem. You were obviously having a great time . How you feeling ?"

" Mmmmmm I will tell you after you confirm I haven't upset you, crossed a line or said too much"

Miss D " Oh no . I was very surprised by what you said but not shocked and it will take some organising but I'm sure its feasible "  whistle:

" Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr can you please tell me what I said"

Miss D " I can't now honey ...I'm at work "

 lol: lol: lol:

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Re: Things not to do when drunk
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2013, 10:16:35 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 14, 2013, 09:47:48 AM
And so the not so total recall begins  lol:

"Morning"

Miss D " Morning"

"errrrrr I think I may have phoned you last night .I'm so sorry. "

Miss D " Not a problem. You were obviously having a great time . How you feeling ?"

" Mmmmmm I will tell you after you confirm I haven't upset you, crossed a line or said too much"

Miss D " Oh no . I was very surprised by what you said but not shocked and it will take some organising but I'm sure its feasible "  whistle:

" Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr can you please tell me what I said"

Miss D " I can't now honey ...I'm at work "

 lol: lol: lol:

 lol: lol: lol: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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Re: Things not to do when drunk
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2013, 11:49:05 AM »
excellent work MissD  :thumbsup:
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Re: Things not to do when drunk
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Re: Things not to do when drunk
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Re: Things not to do when drunk
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2013, 12:02:33 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on January 14, 2013, 11:54:25 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 14, 2013, 09:26:51 AM
A babby  cloud9:

Indeed.
A babby. :thumbsup:

If it's a boy we can call it Nicholas, and if it's a gerl we can call it, um, Mark  :thumbsup:

Still don't know what sort of car this lover boy drives (used to be silver and now brown)
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Things not to do when drunk
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2013, 12:06:00 PM »
No ..it's sort of black and silver  rubschin:
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