Delivery Charges

[Miss Demeanour]

These are so random and essentially it seems to be a case of I can charge what I like and if you don't want to pay for it go elsewhere.

For example the Brat was just looking at some piece of junk jewelry that she wanted to buy....was a pack of 3 earrings ( studs ) ...delivery charge £4.95  . They weigh nothing and this was not any express , hurry it up quickly order 

 

[Pastis]

Revenue generator  ~  a no brainer, sadly.  I received a package today, regular 1st class and weighing about 250gr ... they charged me £2.50. I reckon that was probably about right, jiffy bag, invoice, postage + profit margin. However they had umpteen choices when ordering and that was the cheapest.

[Baldy]

That is cheap. I paid 1750 Cyprus pounds (about 2000 Sterling) for my youngest daughter to be delivered. She nearly churned it out in the lift as they were so laid back and did not think she would be giving birth for a few more hours! Then they had the cheek to charge me for their cock up.  Is that the same sort of delivery charge? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Then they had the cheek to charge me for their cock

 

[Nick]

 

[Pastis]

Like I said ... cheaper using a Jiffy

[Nick]

Come in a Jiffy. That was their slogan, like 

[Baldy]

I can explain....that will be the nurse. Hence my ex-wife 

[Grumpmeister]

Then they had the cheek to charge me for their cock

 

This was before Viagra was discovered I assume? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Then they had the cheek to charge me for their cock 

Freightful 

[Baldy]

I seem to have lossed a lot of munny over that delivery charge. 

[apc2010]

I seem to have lossed a lot of munny over that delivery charge. 

And loss your deposit too..........

[Nick]

Mr Thread?

[Barman]

I seem to have lossed a lot of munny over that delivery charge. 

And loss your deposit too..........