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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Delivery Charges
« on: July 03, 2012, 07:02:27 PM »
These are so random and essentially it seems to be a case of I can charge what I like and if you don't want to pay for it go elsewhere.

For example the Brat was just looking at some piece of junk jewelry that she wanted to buy....was a pack of 3 earrings ( studs ) ...delivery charge £4.95  eeek: . They weigh nothing and this was not any express , hurry it up quickly order  noooo:

 

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Re: Delivery Charges
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2012, 07:13:54 PM »
Revenue generator  ~  a no brainer, sadly.  I received a package today, regular 1st class and weighing about 250gr ... they charged me £2.50. I reckon that was probably about right, jiffy bag, invoice, postage + profit margin. However they had umpteen choices when ordering and that was the cheapest.
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Re: Delivery Charges
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2012, 07:26:05 PM »
That is cheap. I paid 1750 Cyprus pounds (about 2000 Sterling) for my youngest daughter to be delivered. She nearly churned it out in the lift as they were so laid back and did not think she would be giving birth for a few more hours! Then they had the cheek to charge me for their cock cussing: up.  Is that the same sort of delivery charge?  rubschin:
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Re: Delivery Charges
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2012, 07:28:43 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on July 03, 2012, 07:26:05 PM
Then they had the cheek to charge me for their cock cussing:


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Re: Delivery Charges
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2012, 07:31:25 PM »
 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Re: Delivery Charges
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2012, 07:33:35 PM »
Like I said ... cheaper using a Jiffy

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Re: Delivery Charges
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2012, 07:34:34 PM »
Come in a Jiffy. That was their slogan, like  redface:
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Re: Delivery Charges
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2012, 07:36:03 PM »
I can explain....that will be the nurse. Hence my ex-wife  redface:
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Re: Delivery Charges
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2012, 07:40:12 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 03, 2012, 07:28:43 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 03, 2012, 07:26:05 PM
Then they had the cheek to charge me for their cock cussing:


 eeek: eeek: eeek:

This was before Viagra was discovered I assume?  rubschin:
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Re: Delivery Charges
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2012, 07:42:48 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on July 03, 2012, 07:26:05 PM
Then they had the cheek to charge me for their cock 

Freightful  noooo:
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Re: Delivery Charges
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2012, 07:57:46 PM »
I seem to have lossed a lot of munny over that delivery charge.  noooo:
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Re: Delivery Charges
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2012, 05:27:03 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on July 03, 2012, 07:57:46 PM
I seem to have lossed a lot of munny over that delivery charge.  noooo:


And loss your deposit too.......... whistle:
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Re: Delivery Charges
« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2012, 05:38:12 PM »
Mr Thread?
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Re: Delivery Charges
« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2012, 07:02:23 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on July 04, 2012, 05:27:03 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 03, 2012, 07:57:46 PM
I seem to have lossed a lot of munny over that delivery charge.  noooo:


And loss your deposit too.......... whistle:

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