Man Flu # 23547

[Darwins Selection]

So man flu needs to be taken seriously as it could be something far more dangerous... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3708472/Father-two-feet-right-hand-amputated-going-hospital-suspected-MAN-FLU.html

 

[Nick]

 

I had that last year (not rare, about 100000 cases annually in England  ).

Halfway through a 2 year course of antibiotics to prevent its recurrence ..............

[Barman]

I had that last year (not rare, about 100000 cases annually in England  ).

Halfway through a 2 year course of antibiotics to prevent its recurrence ..............

How long do you have to go like...? 

[Nick]

A year, you mong

[Barman]

A year, you mong

I'll get my black suit cleaned! 

[Steve]

Shouldn't we disinfect the Pub?

[Darwins Selection]

I had that last year (not rare, about 100000 cases annually in England  ).

Halfway through a 2 year course of antibiotics to prevent its recurrence ..............

Anything interesting cut off?

[Nick]

 

I think I am going to die 

[Steve]

I think I am going to die 

You didn't have the jab did you?   

That was an official comment from the Office of No Sympathy at All

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

Actually if it's flu much sympathy, it is a right bastard.

I got it last winter and all I got from friends was "you should have had the jab".  £9 at Tescos for us under 65s

This statement ^ from The Office of Supplying Advice Too Bleeding Late

[Barman]

I think I am going to die 

Don't sneeze all over the emotiwhotsits! 

[Nick]

I have turned into a gigantic snotball. And I just sneezed on my screen 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I think I am going to die 

Don't sneeze all over the emotiwhotsits! 

So that's where the problem was.   

[Barman]

I think I am going to die 

Don't sneeze all over the emotiwhotsits! 

So that's where the problem was.   

Yes...