Man Flu # 23547

[Just One More]

I'm up. 

How are you poppet...?

poo.

My ear hurts badly and am so full of snot I literally can't focus my sight.....you?

I felt betterer this morning... But then it hit at lunchtime, snot, sneezing, coughing, streaming eyes and a killer headache.... 

And the MOST painful chesty cough.... 

I'm not the man I used to be.... 

  poor baby. My eyes are streaming too. I had to tell apey that I really wasn't crying at Dickinson's real deal earlier. 

Poor baby!

What happened to...

oh my fucking god!!!! I have had proper flu for 3 weeks, seriously, you men are pansy arses. I said once that Ii was ill, got a slight murmer of sympathy.

If we are gonna d this, my skin hurt, coughed blood, nose bleed in bed, painful joints, shivers, etc.

,man up!


  pussies. 

 

[Barman]

 

[Misty]

I'm up. 

How are you poppet...?

poo.

My ear hurts badly and am so full of snot I literally can't focus my sight.....you?

I felt betterer this morning... But then it hit at lunchtime, snot, sneezing, coughing, streaming eyes and a killer headache.... 

And the MOST painful chesty cough.... 

I'm not the man I used to be.... 

  poor baby. My eyes are streaming too. I had to tell apey that I really wasn't crying at Dickinson's real deal earlier. 

Poor baby!

What happened to...

oh my fucking god!!!! I have had proper flu for 3 weeks, seriously, you men are pansy arses. I said once that Ii was ill, got a slight murmer of sympathy.

If we are gonna d this, my skin hurt, coughed blood, nose bleed in bed, painful joints, shivers, etc.

,man up!


  pussies. 

 

I still have it! was getting better for a few days, then BANG. It hit again. Oh and..........................

[Nick]

Ape man is negligent. You need your chest rubbed 

[Just One More]

I'm up. 

How are you poppet...?

poo.

My ear hurts badly and am so full of snot I literally can't focus my sight.....you?

I felt betterer this morning... But then it hit at lunchtime, snot, sneezing, coughing, streaming eyes and a killer headache.... 

And the MOST painful chesty cough.... 

I'm not the man I used to be.... 

  poor baby. My eyes are streaming too. I had to tell apey that I really wasn't crying at Dickinson's real deal earlier. 

Poor baby!

What happened to...

oh my fucking god!!!! I have had proper flu for 3 weeks, seriously, you men are pansy arses. I said once that Ii was ill, got a slight murmer of sympathy.

If we are gonna d this, my skin hurt, coughed blood, nose bleed in bed, painful joints, shivers, etc.

,man up!


  pussies. 

 

I still have it! was getting better for a few days, then BANG. It hit again. Oh and..........................

Luv you too 

Seriously, it has gone and come back three bloody times so far. Dr gave me steroids in the end, they run out tomorrow and I still feel crap     but I don't go on about it...

[Misty]

I'm up. 

How are you poppet...?

poo.

My ear hurts badly and am so full of snot I literally can't focus my sight.....you?

I felt betterer this morning... But then it hit at lunchtime, snot, sneezing, coughing, streaming eyes and a killer headache.... 

And the MOST painful chesty cough.... 

I'm not the man I used to be.... 

  poor baby. My eyes are streaming too. I had to tell apey that I really wasn't crying at Dickinson's real deal earlier. 

Poor baby!

What happened to...

oh my fucking god!!!! I have had proper flu for 3 weeks, seriously, you men are pansy arses. I said once that Ii was ill, got a slight murmer of sympathy.

If we are gonna d this, my skin hurt, coughed blood, nose bleed in bed, painful joints, shivers, etc.

,man up!


  pussies. 

 

I still have it! was getting better for a few days, then BANG. It hit again. Oh and..........................

Luv you too 

Seriously, it has gone and come back three bloody times so far. Dr gave me steroids in the end, they run out tomorrow and I still feel crap     but I don't go on about it...

Is it true that steroids make your nipples droop and testicles shrink?

[Nick]

Search me. How are your testicles, Foggy?

[Misty]

Search me. How are your testicles, Foggy?

Just fine thankyou. I fry them in a bit of butter and eat them for breakfast with a cuppa.    Always on the lookout for fresh ones. 

[Nick]

 

[Misty]

  you've been warned. 

[Just One More]

I'm up. 

How are you poppet...?

poo.

My ear hurts badly and am so full of snot I literally can't focus my sight.....you?

I felt betterer this morning... But then it hit at lunchtime, snot, sneezing, coughing, streaming eyes and a killer headache.... 

And the MOST painful chesty cough.... 

I'm not the man I used to be.... 

  poor baby. My eyes are streaming too. I had to tell apey that I really wasn't crying at Dickinson's real deal earlier. 

Poor baby!

What happened to...

oh my fucking god!!!! I have had proper flu for 3 weeks, seriously, you men are pansy arses. I said once that Ii was ill, got a slight murmer of sympathy.

If we are gonna d this, my skin hurt, coughed blood, nose bleed in bed, painful joints, shivers, etc.

,man up!


  pussies. 

 

I still have it! was getting better for a few days, then BANG. It hit again. Oh and..........................

Luv you too 

Seriously, it has gone and come back three bloody times so far. Dr gave me steroids in the end, they run out tomorrow and I still feel crap     but I don't go on about it...

Is it true that steroids make your nipples droop and testicles shrink?

I haven't noticed anything tbh. Mind you, like most blokes, I never touch me bollocks like 

[Barman]

Might get some antibiotics today... 

My chest feels like an elephant is sitting on it... 

[Nick]

Ask LL to move 

[Barman]

Ask LL to move 

[Nick]