Man Flu # 23547

[Miss Demeanour]

 

[Nick]

He needs a cuddle, I am in the vicinity soon   

[Darwins Selection]

I have been promoted from Beechams flu-plus, Covonia throat spray, Ibuprofen and sudafed, to the afore mentioned products, plus 2 x asthma inhalers and 8 x steroid tablets per day. Dr says that the symptons will carry on for around another two weeks, but if it's not cleared up in a month, "come and see me again"   

"Take two of these now, and another two if you wake up in the morning"

[Pirate]

I have been promoted from Beechams flu-plus, Covonia throat spray, Ibuprofen and sudafed, to the afore mentioned products, plus 2 x asthma inhalers and 8 x steroid tablets per day. Dr says that the symptons will carry on for around another two weeks, but if it's not cleared up in a month, "come and see me again"   

They say that to all the terminal patients...

[Barman]

I have been promoted from Beechams flu-plus, Covonia throat spray, Ibuprofen and sudafed, to the afore mentioned products, plus 2 x asthma inhalers and 8 x steroid tablets per day. Dr says that the symptons will carry on for around another two weeks, but if it's not cleared up in a month, "come and see me again"   

"Take two of these now, and another two if you wake up in the morning"

[Just One More]

    It is now clear that Miss T went to the Florence Nighingale school of medicine, and Pirate and Darwin went to the Beverley Allitt/Harold Shipman school of medicine 

[Barman]

  It is now clear that Miss T went to the Florence Nighingale school of medicine, and Pirate and Darwin went to the Beverley Allitt/Harold Shipman school of medicine 

 

[Miss Demeanour]

I have woken up with sticky eyes

[Baldy]

I have woken up with sticky eyes

  

[Barman]

I have woken up with sticky eyes

  

Good man Baldy! 

[apc2010]

I have woken up with sticky eyes

  

Good man Baldy! 

 

[Snoopy]

I have been promoted from Beechams flu-plus, Covonia throat spray, Ibuprofen and sudafed, to the afore mentioned products, plus 2 x asthma inhalers and 8 x steroid tablets per day. Dr says that the symptons will carry on for around another two weeks, but if it's not cleared up in a month, "come and see me again"   

And in a month's time he will presumable ritually slaughter a chicken, throw some bones on the floor and chant a bit. 

[Just One More]

You know, I've just realised, twelve years I've used that surgery and every doctor is British white    I can also ring up in the morning and get an appointment the same day   

[Tipsy Gipsy]

As I am having random symptoms I have been to mine today, he spoke beautiful English but wasn't so to speak but I am grateful that he was interested in talking about my problems and has actually ordered blood tests in an attempt to work out what is going on now the new Dentist says that my Dental work is on the right path and no longer the problem. 


He obviously hasn't spent much time in Werstshire.

[Nick]

As I am having random symptoms I have been to mine today, he spoke beautiful English but wasn't so to speak but I am grateful that he was interested in talking about my problems and has actually ordered blood tests in an attempt to work out what is going on now the new Dentist says that my Dental work is on the right path and no longer the problem. 


He obviously hasn't spent much time in Werstshire.

A babby