Man Flu # 23547

[Just One More]

Top man bear. I seem to have lost two stone in snot but put the same two stone back on elsewhere    Cost a blody fortune in medication this time around 

[Nick]

Can youi sell snot on Flea Bay, like? To parts of the world where there is a shortage? 

[Darwins Selection]

Can you sell snot on Flea Bay, like?

Pick Your Own would be easier.

[Baldy]

Can you sell snot on Flea Bay, like?

Pick Your Own would be easier.

  

[GROWLER]

Top man bear. I seem to have lost two stone in snot but put the same two stone back on elsewhere    Cost a blody fortune in medication this time around 

Tell you what JOM. I've found an absolutely stonking way to clear yer 'ed if it's full of snot like....not that mine is like  
Just bought some menthol filters for me rollies, and they're piggin' crackin'!
I can breathe through me snout for the first time in yonks!

[Baldy]

Snuff. It is the way forward. 

[GROWLER]

Snuff. It is the way forward. 

Christus Almightyus, yes, of course!

Can you still get it in the UK I wonder?

I used to buy that many moons ago.
Bloody trif it was.

[Baldy]

Snuff. It is the way forward. 

Christus Almightyus, yes, of course!

Can you still get it in the UK I wonder?

I used to buy that many moons ago.
Bloody trif it was.

Yes. 

Mrs ex-B used to werk in the bank opposite the law courts in Fleet Street.

They had snuff on the counter for the customers (also quill pens)......when they stopped putting it out believing that nobody used it these days there was uproar. So the supplies were replenished. DS prolly banks there. 

[Barman]

Can you sell snot on Flea Bay, like?

Pick Your Own would be easier.

 

[Snoopy]

Snuff. It is the way forward. 

Christus Almightyus, yes, of course!

Can you still get it in the UK I wonder?

I used to buy that many moons ago.
Bloody trif it was.

Yes you can, and I do, get it in the UK.
Any decent tobacconist, some gents hairdressers and of course on line.

See also Moustache Wax

[Darwins Selection]

Snuff. It is the way forward. 

Christus Almightyus, yes, of course!

Can you still get it in the UK I wonder?

I used to buy that many moons ago.
Bloody trif it was.

Yes. 

Mrs ex-B used to werk in the bank opposite the law courts in Fleet Street.

They had snuff on the counter for the customers (also quill pens)......when they stopped putting it out believing that nobody used it these days there was uproar. So the supplies were replenished. DS prolly banks there. 

Why would I use somebody else's bank?

[Barman]

Snuff. It is the way forward. 

Christus Almightyus, yes, of course!

Can you still get it in the UK I wonder?

I used to buy that many moons ago.
Bloody trif it was.

Yes. 

Mrs ex-B used to werk in the bank opposite the law courts in Fleet Street.

They had snuff on the counter for the customers (also quill pens)......when they stopped putting it out believing that nobody used it these days there was uproar. So the supplies were replenished. DS prolly banks there. 

Why would I use somebody else's bank?

 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Snuff. It is the way forward. 

Christus Almightyus, yes, of course!

Can you still get it in the UK I wonder?

I used to buy that many moons ago.
Bloody trif it was.

Yes you can, and I do, get it in the UK.
Any decent tobacconist, some gents hairdressers and of course on line.

See also Moustache Wax

Never tried sniffin' Moustache Wax - is it any good?

[Snoopy]

Snuff. It is the way forward. 

Christus Almightyus, yes, of course!

Can you still get it in the UK I wonder?

I used to buy that many moons ago.
Bloody trif it was.

Yes you can, and I do, get it in the UK.
Any decent tobacconist, some gents hairdressers and of course on line.

See also Moustache Wax

Never tried sniffin' Moustache Wax - is it any good?

Mr Trumper does a particularly good one that smell faintly of lavender. 

[Just One More]

I have been promoted from Beechams flu-plus, Covonia throat spray, Ibuprofen and sudafed, to the afore mentioned products, plus 2 x asthma inhalers and 8 x steroid tablets per day. Dr says that the symptons will carry on for around another two weeks, but if it's not cleared up in a month, "come and see me again"