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Re: Fitness and gym related notes
« Reply #30 on: November 15, 2011, 05:54:55 AM »
Two of the Amazon ads at the bottom of this page were suggesting two books, "Broadmoor Revealed" and, "Diary of a Wimpy Kid"  rubschin:
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Re: Fitness and gym related notes
« Reply #31 on: November 16, 2011, 07:05:50 PM »
Piggin' swimmin' ONLY for  a piggin' week now. Banghead

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Re: Fitness and gym related notes
« Reply #32 on: November 17, 2011, 05:04:48 PM »
Should I have told that wumman today that she was pedalling backwards on the cross-trainer?  rubschin:   Nah, leave 'em to it.

And that person who was trying to key in different things on the arm ergo-whatsit-swim-exerciser ... When I got to it, it wasn't switched on at the wall  ::)

Hey ho, another 90 mins in the can  angel1
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Re: Fitness and gym related notes
« Reply #33 on: November 17, 2011, 05:11:46 PM »
Someone I haven't seen for a few months looked at me yesterday  and said I was looking great, and have I lost weight? cloud9:

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Re: Fitness and gym related notes
« Reply #34 on: November 17, 2011, 05:14:04 PM »
Should have gone to Specsavers  noooo:
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Re: Fitness and gym related notes
« Reply #35 on: November 19, 2011, 06:39:37 PM »
I mean people that have phone conversations whilst on the machinery - obviously they ain't working hard enough  lol:

Had one of those this afternoon, Chinese wumman on a rowing machine yapping louder than a Fragrant Harbour Fishwife  ::)

What to do when you're on a treadmill and either side there's a pair of bouncing hooters  eeek:  Keep looking straight ahead for fear of falling off  eeek:
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« Reply #36 on: November 19, 2011, 06:42:15 PM »
Bouncing hooters you say? rubschin:

I'd pay  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fitness and gym related notes
« Reply #37 on: November 19, 2011, 06:44:31 PM »
Join your local gym then.  What could possibly go wrong?   whistle:
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Re: Fitness and gym related notes
« Reply #38 on: November 20, 2011, 09:10:19 AM »
Join your local gym then.  What could possibly go wrong?   whistle:

Ey, can you just try and imagine it  sick2:,
That fat tool wearing his baked bean stained, fag burnt beige cardigan trying to hold it all in, bouncing around on the treadmill, fag in one greasy mit, pie in the other. happy001

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Re: Fitness and gym related notes
« Reply #39 on: November 20, 2011, 05:57:31 PM »
Not a pretty picture  noooo:
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Re: Fitness and gym related notes
« Reply #40 on: November 22, 2011, 01:23:22 PM »
I had a most satisfying, interesting and pleasant evening in the swimming pool and sauna last night.
An evening to remember in fact, and I don't get many of those these days. whistle:

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Re: Fitness and gym related notes
« Reply #41 on: November 22, 2011, 01:24:06 PM »
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Re: Fitness and gym related notes
« Reply #42 on: November 22, 2011, 01:37:40 PM »
Popcorn:

Not having you taking the piss and ripping into me,

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Re: Fitness and gym related notes
« Reply #43 on: November 22, 2011, 01:38:31 PM »
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Re: Fitness and gym related notes
« Reply #44 on: November 22, 2011, 01:43:47 PM »
All that fur must have clogged the pool filters  ;)
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