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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #630 on: May 10, 2011, 08:49:33 PM »
No...Barman has said excellent before...he knows it off by heart now...

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #631 on: May 11, 2011, 05:56:06 AM »
That has to be the best yet. I am weeping with laughter.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #632 on: May 11, 2011, 06:39:39 AM »

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #634 on: May 11, 2011, 12:50:51 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #636 on: May 11, 2011, 12:59:22 PM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-13346524

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Best not let the THW see it though ..... enough problems at her school as it is.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #637 on: May 11, 2011, 02:56:07 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #638 on: May 11, 2011, 03:38:05 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #639 on: May 11, 2011, 05:55:33 PM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #640 on: May 11, 2011, 09:17:56 PM »
http://www.snotr.com/video/6831
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #642 on: May 12, 2011, 05:52:58 PM »
A fat bird stands up on a table in a bar and shouts " If you can guess my weight you can shag me senseless " .

A guy , quietly enjoying a drink with his mates shouts back, " About 93 stone ya fat , ugly heifer !!!"

"That's close enough ya lucky bastard" she replies
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #643 on: May 12, 2011, 08:03:01 PM »
A fat bird stands up on a table in a bar and shouts " If you can guess my weight yu can shag me senseless " .

A guy , quietly enjoying a drink with his mates shouts back, " About 93 stone ya fat , ugly heifer !!!"

"That's close enough ya lucky bastard" she replies

I feel like a s***

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #644 on: May 12, 2011, 08:06:44 PM »
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