The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Snoopy on May 16, 2011, 09:17:35 PM
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We last debated "Chat-up Lines"
So come on chaps ~ what is/was your most successful?
And for the chapesses ~ what would work for you?
And I expect a better standard than "Get yer coat girl .... You've pulled!"
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As a man in a relationship I would not know ........... surrender:
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As a wumman not in a relationship I would not know surrender:
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I was in a crowded pub once. A pretty girl with fabulous eyes and nice belly button came in, obviously looking for someone. She was stretching and craning her neck around the crowd trying to locate someone...I said 'Here I am...'
It worked... 8)
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"I'm the one your mother warned you about" ... never fails to raise a smile
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Yeah I woz lying ............ lol:
Which explains why I am not married .........( yet ..Miss D .... eyes:)
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Oh ...is it planned though ... Popcorn:
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I once tried the "Do you sleep on your stomach?" line on a girl.
She said "No" so I came back with "In that case may I?"
She got quite huffy about it but every time I saw her afterwards she giggled and a month later I did.
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I once tried the "Do you sleep on your stomach?" line on a girl.
She said "No" so I came back with "In that case may I?"
She got quite huffy about it but every time I saw her afterwards she giggled and a month later I did.
You slept on your stomach .......... rubschin:
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I once tried the "Do you sleep on your stomach?" line on a girl.
She said "No" so I came back with "In that case may I?"
She got quite huffy about it but every time I saw her afterwards she giggled and a month later I did.
You slept on your stomach .......... rubschin:
doh: No! Hers you dolt!!
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I was in a queue to get in a club once. Saw a pretty girl in the queue and said 'Fancy a dance later when we get in' she said 'No chance'
I said 'Oh...I suppose a fuck's completely out the question then' razz:
Made everyone laugh...
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So has a wumman ever chatted you up and how did that go ???
Not looking for hints or anyfink - I would never have the nerve even if I thought someone was drop dead gorgeous redface:
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So has a wumman ever chatted you up and how did that go ???
Not looking for hints or anyfink - I would never have the nerve even if I thought someone was drop dead gorgeous redface:
Thank you ..... lol: BM been talking........ eyes:
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So has a wumman ever chatted you up and how did that go ???
Not looking for hints or anyfink - I would never have the nerve even if I thought someone was drop dead gorgeous redface:
Thank you ..... lol: BM been talking........ eyes:
In his sleep... whistle:
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lol: lol: lol:
Oh noes ...BM can't remember a thing from your meet ....I have tried to prise the details ...like who was there lol:
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I think you are buggered there Miss D, apparently his bucket was on back to front whistle:
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lol: lol: lol:
Oh noes ...BM can't remember a thing from your meet ....I have tried to prise the details ...like who was there lol:
Lightweight............. noooo:....
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lol: lol: lol:
Oh noes ...BM can't remember a thing from your meet ....I have tried to prise the details ...like who was there lol:
Nor can we.
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So has a wumman ever chatted you up and how did that go ???
Not looking for hints or anyfink - I would never have the nerve even if I thought someone was drop dead gorgeous redface:
SWWLTBO was working for the same company as me. She knew my marriage was going tits up and she was very helpful in covering my absences from night shifts while I went home and made sure the kids were OK after Mrs S#1 moved out.
When things had settled down I suggested I should take her to dinner as a thankyou. That was honestly my sole intent. Feelings far too raw to be looking for anything or anyone else.
Anywhoo she lived in London and worked in the London office and I lived and worked in Milton Keynes. She agreed to go out for dinner and when I dropped her back home she invited me up to her flat for a coffee. I really had every intention of driving back to MK but we sat talking until gone midnight and then she said "You've got three choices. Drive home, sleep on the settee here or sleep with me ...... Up to you".
She pulled!
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I think you are buggered there Miss D
shutup: shutup:
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lol: lol: lol:
Oh noes ...BM can't remember a thing from your meet ....I have tried to prise the details ...like who was there lol:
Lightweight............. noooo:....
It's probably the age difference lol:
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lol: lol: lol:
Oh noes ...BM can't remember a thing from your meet ....I have tried to prise the details ...like who was there lol:
Nor can we.
I had to work after ...... cussing:............till 12.......
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So has a wumman ever chatted you up and how did that go ???
Not looking for hints or anyfink - I would never have the nerve even if I thought someone was drop dead gorgeous redface:
SWWLTBO was working for the same company as me. She knew my marriage was going tits up and she was very helpful in covering my absences from night shifts while I went home and made sure the kids were OK after Mrs S#1 moved out.
When things had settled down I suggested I should take her to dinner as a thankyou. That was honestly my sole intent. Feelings far too raw to be looking for anything or anyone else.
Anywhoo she lived in London and worked in the London office and I lived and worked in Milton Keynes. She agreed to go out for dinner and when I dropped her back home she invited me up to her flat for a coffee. I really had every intention of driving back to MK but we sat talking until gone midnight and then she said "You've got three choices. Drive home, sleep on the settee here or sleep with me ...... Up to you".
She pulled!
Hook, line and sinker noooo:
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So has a wumman ever chatted you up and how did that go ???
Not looking for hints or anyfink - I would never have the nerve even if I thought someone was drop dead gorgeous redface:
SWWLTBO was working for the same company as me. She knew my marriage was going tits up and she was very helpful in covering my absences from night shifts while I went home and made sure the kids were OK after Mrs S#1 moved out.
When things had settled down I suggested I should take her to dinner as a thankyou. That was honestly my sole intent. Feelings far too raw to be looking for anything or anyone else.
Anywhoo she lived in London and worked in the London office and I lived and worked in Milton Keynes. She agreed to go out for dinner and when I dropped her back home she invited me up to her flat for a coffee. I really had every intention of driving back to MK but we sat talking until gone midnight and then she said "You've got three choices. Drive home, sleep on the settee here or sleep with me ...... Up to you".
She pulled!
Hook, line and sinker noooo:
Indeed but I honestly haven't regretted it. Been together for 26 years now.
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I think you are buggered there Miss D
shutup: shutup:
That's illegal in many countries ...you would know though eh ;)
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So has a wumman ever chatted you up and how did that go ???
Not looking for hints or anyfink - I would never have the nerve even if I thought someone was drop dead gorgeous redface:
SWWLTBO was working for the same company as me. She knew my marriage was going tits up and she was very helpful in covering my absences from night shifts while I went home and made sure the kids were OK after Mrs S#1 moved out.
When things had settled down I suggested I should take her to dinner as a thankyou. That was honestly my sole intent. Feelings far too raw to be looking for anything or anyone else.
Anywhoo she lived in London and worked in the London office and I lived and worked in Milton Keynes. She agreed to go out for dinner and when I dropped her back home she invited me up to her flat for a coffee. I really had every intention of driving back to MK but we sat talking until gone midnight and then she said "You've got three choices. Drive home, sleep on the settee here or sleep with me ...... Up to you".
She pulled!
Hook, line and sinker noooo:
Indeed but I honestly haven't regretted it. Been together for 26 years now.
Parole ........ rubschin:
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So has a wumman ever chatted you up and how did that go ???
Not looking for hints or anyfink - I would never have the nerve even if I thought someone was drop dead gorgeous redface:
SWWLTBO was working for the same company as me. She knew my marriage was going tits up and she was very helpful in covering my absences from night shifts while I went home and made sure the kids were OK after Mrs S#1 moved out.
When things had settled down I suggested I should take her to dinner as a thankyou. That was honestly my sole intent. Feelings far too raw to be looking for anything or anyone else.
Anywhoo she lived in London and worked in the London office and I lived and worked in Milton Keynes. She agreed to go out for dinner and when I dropped her back home she invited me up to her flat for a coffee. I really had every intention of driving back to MK but we sat talking until gone midnight and then she said "You've got three choices. Drive home, sleep on the settee here or sleep with me ...... Up to you".
She pulled!
Hook, line and sinker noooo:
Indeed but I honestly haven't regretted it. Been together for 26 years now.
Parole ........ rubschin:
Nah! She's not the 26 yo London Party Girl she was but she still keeps me happy, makes me laugh and never, ever says no.
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Perhaps she doesn't have any need to anymore ;)
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This reminds me I spent the night picking up women at parties, but I can't recall anything much about it. TRhere seemed to be some laydee NIgerian archaeologists involved too rubschin:
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Had they been dead for about a thousand years ?
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I got away with "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?" one night... She hadn't heard the song luckily.... whistle:
Mind you, she was a nurse... I needn't have used so many werds problee.... redface:
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Perhaps she doesn't have any need to anymore ;)
Well perhaps the question isn't asked as often surrender:
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This reminds me I spent the night picking up women at parties, but I can't recall anything much about it. TRhere seemed to be some laydee NIgerian archaeologists involved too rubschin:
Shouldn't this be in the dreams thread?
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I got away with "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?" one night... She hadn't heard the song luckily.... whistle:
Mind you, she was a nurse... I needn't have used so many werds problee.... redface:
Geriatric nurse attending to your needs was she whistle:
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I got away with "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?" one night... She hadn't heard the song luckily.... whistle:
Mind you, she was a nurse... I needn't have used so many werds problee.... redface:
Geriatric nurse attending to your needs was she whistle:
See you've sharpened your axe ;)
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I should be nicer shouldn't I redface: redface: redface:
How about a sponsored Miss D to be nice to everyone - no sarcasm allowed day ???
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Oh Noes ~ That would be asking waaaaaaaay too much. noooo:
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Small steps then .... rubschin:
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In that skirt? I would recommend very small steps. whistle:
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I got away with "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?" one night... She hadn't heard the song luckily.... whistle:
Mind you, she was a nurse... I needn't have used so many werds problee.... redface:
Geriatric nurse attending to your needs was she whistle:
Well, she certainly attended to my needs.... eyes:
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Not a line per se but flavoured coffees seem to have quite an effect on the women I'm working with whistle:
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eeek:
Rohypnol flavour?
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No you buffoon, caramel, vanilla, chocolate etc lol:
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Not a line per se but flavoured coffees seem to have quite an effect on the women I'm working with whistle:
Cat shite? rubschin:
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I can boil up Jim's angel1
sick2:
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Not a line per se but flavoured coffees seem to have quite an effect on the women I'm working with whistle:
Cat shite? rubschin:
Do you know how much Civet coffee costs? No way in hell I'd take that into work again. noooo:
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Not a line per se but flavoured coffees seem to have quite an effect on the women I'm working with whistle:
Cat shite? rubschin:
Do you know how much Civet coffee costs? No way in hell I'd take that into work again. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Is the answer £26.49 for 57g? (http://www.firebox.com/product/1077/Civet-Coffee-Kopi-Luwak)
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Not a line per se but flavoured coffees seem to have quite an effect on the women I'm working with whistle:
Cat shite? rubschin:
Do you know how much Civet coffee costs? No way in hell I'd take that into work again. noooo:
You really know how to pull the werk laydees....." Hey luv try this coffee"....."you like it?" ........."Great! Guess where it comes from?"........"Gladys, how much longer are you going to be in that toilet? We are supposed to be going for a drink tonight."
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Not a line per se but flavoured coffees seem to have quite an effect on the women I'm working with whistle:
Cat shite? rubschin:
Do you know how much Civet coffee costs? No way in hell I'd take that into work again. noooo:
You really know how to pull the werk laydees....." Hey luv try this coffee"....."you like it?" ........."Great! Guess where it comes from?"........"Gladys, how much longer are you going to be in that toilet? We are supposed to be going for a drink tonight."
Nah... he uses the old "does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?" line... whistle:
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lol: lol: lol: