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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on July 18, 2007, 10:39:40 AM
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Off to effing Toronto on Monday morning. I have just heard that the airline we are going with has had a run of bad luck. Their London Toronto plane was struck by lightning the other day scared2: and passengers were stuck in Toronto for Four days while it was sorted out! eeek:
Naturally our trip will be uneventful confused:
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Ohhhh nice. Bring me back a pressie?
Also, does it really suprise you? They knew you were coming! eveilgrin:
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Are you saying that Toronto airport is going to be ringed with Inuit shaman doing the lightning dance wenchy? eyes:
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Are you saying that Toronto airport is going to be ringed with Inuit shaman doing the lightning dance wenchy? eyes:
and vultures!
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Off to effing Toronto on Monday morning. I have just heard that the airline we are going with has had a run of bad luck. Their London Toronto plane was struck by lightning the other day scared2: and passengers were stuck in Toronto for Four days while it was sorted out! eeek:
Naturally our trip will be uneventful confused:
Is that the only one they had? eeek: Are you SURE about this vulture venture?
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The airline I discover is Scottish ( cussing:), so they are probably mean about buying spare aeroplanes. Nice word, aeroplane.
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Nver mind Nick, you may get an escort from the Canadian Air Force. I heard that they had bought some Badger Bombers a while back point:
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I have too much experience of Badger bombers already, thank you
We have a plague of wasps here now. The Boy, who was stung last year, has just raced into the house with his knees knocking.
EEEEEK
My sister was here on Monday and I foolishly kissed her goodbye. She has just e mailed to inform me that she has shingles!
Is it catching?
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I have too much experience of Badger bombers already, thank you
We have a plague of wasps here now. The Boy, who was stung last year, has just raced into the house with his knees knocking.
EEEEEK
My sister was here on Monday and I foolishly kissed her goodbye. She has just e mailed to inform me that she has shingles!
Is it catching?
I don't know - but - step away from that computer - just in case..... evil:
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The blisters (vesicles) that develop as a result of shingles contain virus particles. The virus can be spread through direct contact with open blisters. A person who has shingles is contagious until the last blister has scabbed over.
If you have not had chickenpox before (usually young children), you can catch it from someone with shingles. However, you cannot catch shingles from someone with shingles because the virus has to be reactivated, rather than passed on. If you have had chickenpox in the past, you are immune and cannot get it again.
Pregnant women
Shingles during pregnancy can be serious. Therefore, if you are pregnant and have not had chickenpox, you should avoid contact with someone who has shingles. If you are pregnant and get shingles, your risk of getting pneumonia is increased. There is also a slight risk that if your unborn child is exposed to the herpes varicella-zoster virus, s/he may be damaged or miscarried. However, this is less likely with shingles than chickenpox.
Weak immune system
If you have a weak immune system, it is best to avoid close contact with someone with shingles. If you have a shingles rash, you should avoid sharing towels, going swimming, or playing contact sports, in order to avoid passing the virus on to someone who has not had chickenpox.
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Must get the insurance sorted out then. 2 weeks in toronto with shingles. Souns like fun. Oh yes, and all the other passengers on the plane too!!
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The blisters (vesicles) that develop as a result of shingles contain virus particles. The virus can be spread through direct contact with open blisters. A person who has shingles is contagious until the last blister has scabbed over.
If you have not had chickenpox before (usually young children), you can catch it from someone with shingles. However, you cannot catch shingles from someone with shingles because the virus has to be reactivated, rather than passed on. If you have had chickenpox in the past, you are immune and cannot get it again.
Pregnant women
Shingles during pregnancy can be serious. Therefore, if you are pregnant and have not had chickenpox, you should avoid contact with someone who has shingles. If you are pregnant and get shingles, your risk of getting pneumonia is increased. There is also a slight risk that if your unborn child is exposed to the herpes varicella-zoster virus, s/he may be damaged or miscarried. However, this is less likely with shingles than chickenpox.
Weak immune system
If you have a weak immune system, it is best to avoid close contact with someone with shingles. If you have a shingles rash, you should avoid sharing towels, going swimming, or playing contact sports, in order to avoid passing the virus on to someone who has not had chickenpox.
Well I have had the pox, all that useless Calamine. It's the one childhood disease I recall because of the ITCHING.
NOt sure if The Boy has had it though.............. noooo:
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The blisters (vesicles) that develop as a result of shingles contain virus particles. The virus can be spread through direct contact with open blisters. A person who has shingles is contagious until the last blister has scabbed over.
If you have not had chickenpox before (usually young children), you can catch it from someone with shingles. However, you cannot catch shingles from someone with shingles because the virus has to be reactivated, rather than passed on. If you have had chickenpox in the past, you are immune and cannot get it again.
Pregnant women
Shingles during pregnancy can be serious. Therefore, if you are pregnant and have not had chickenpox, you should avoid contact with someone who has shingles. If you are pregnant and get shingles, your risk of getting pneumonia is increased. There is also a slight risk that if your unborn child is exposed to the herpes varicella-zoster virus, s/he may be damaged or miscarried. However, this is less likely with shingles than chickenpox.
Weak immune system
If you have a weak immune system, it is best to avoid close contact with someone with shingles. If you have a shingles rash, you should avoid sharing towels, going swimming, or playing contact sports, in order to avoid passing the virus on to someone who has not had chickenpox.
Well I have had the pox, all that useless Calamine. It's the one childhood disease I recall because of the ITCHING.
NOt sure if The Boy has had it though.............. noooo:
Seriously watch him then. I caught it from a shingled adult when I was little. Not very clever of Sister Nick. noooo:
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She only found out after she left us!
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Well there goes your aurevoir snog from me then chummy. noooo:
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Off to effing Toronto on Monday morning.
Will you bring us back a photo of the "Berek stayed her" plaque from the derelicts refuge?
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Off to effing Toronto on Monday morning.
Will you bring us back a photo of the "Berek stayed her" plaque from the derelicts refuge?
The Pedant in me has to ask..."Berek Stayed her" what? whistle:
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you'll find I stayed here.. :
http://www.cambridgesuitestoronto.com/
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Off to effing Toronto on Monday morning.
Will you bring us back a photo of the "Berek stayed her" plaque from the derelicts refuge?
The Pedant in me has to ask..."Berek Stayed her" what? whistle:
redface: redface:
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Off to effing Toronto on Monday morning.
Will you bring us back a photo of the "Berek stayed her" plaque from the derelicts refuge?
The Pedant in me has to ask..."Berek Stayed her" what? whistle:
redface: redface:
Brain going faster than fingers again ::)
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Packing this weekend. Mrs Nick appears to want to take the entire contents of the house. I am packing minimally and will buy stuff while I am there. The mountains of ironing here defy belief confused:
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Ahhh so you are still allowed to go then! lol:
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Ahhh so you are still allowed to go then! lol:
I think I have to go, but would rather have a couple of weeks peace and quiet here with the cat.
I am checking up on what shingles looks like and may buy some more paint and apply a rash to myself (not blue this time though)
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Ahhh so you are still allowed to go then! lol:
Only if he does the ironing first! ;)
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I don't do ironing. Take one damp shirt. Put it on. Expand chest. Watch steam rise and wrinkles flee. I am my own steam machine!
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I don't do ironing. Take one damp shirt. Put it on. Expand chest. Watch steam rise and wrinkles flee. I am my own steam machine!
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Nick has changed since he visited Sellafield with the duvet the other day!
Do you also glow in the dark??
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I don't think so, but I will I try to snap my eyes open in the small hours to catch myself glowing. A new project!
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Ahhh so you are still allowed to go then! lol:
I think I have to go, but would rather have a couple of weeks peace and quiet here with the cat.
I am checking up on what shingles looks like and may buy some more paint and apply a rash to myself (not blue this time though)
Depending on how close to the coast you live you could always be invited' to go scuba diving just before the day you are due to go as you cant fly within (I think) 2 days of diving... eyes:
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Why on earth not? confused:
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Why on earth not? confused:
The dissolved nitrogen in your body bubbles out and kills you as the aircraft cabin pressure decreases? whistle:
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Why on earth not? confused:
The dissolved nitrogen in your body bubbles out and kills you as the aircraft cabin pressure decreases? whistle:
Makes note to send Mrs Nick on scuba diving course evil:
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Who'd have believed it. Pity the coastal water at the end of Nick's road is only about 9 inches deep at most.
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Why on earth not? confused:
The dissolved nitrogen in your body bubbles out and kills you as the aircraft cabin pressure decreases? whistle:
So, if that happened, Nick would explode?
If it happened, it would be sort of ironic, given the exploding badger episode!
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I have no intention of exploding just yet. I procrastinate about these things............... whistle:
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evil:
I told you to step away from the computer - you didn't!
Now I think I have shingles too evil: evil: evil: eveilgrin:
Whatever... it's matching the description.... scared2:
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point:
I've had chicken pox! I can't catch it!
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evil:
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point:
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Bloody chaos here. Mrs Nick now weighing suitcases, stuff everywhere, some sort of ghastly stew haas been manufactured to use up entire contents of fridge. Why do we ever go on holiday? cussing: cussing:
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Bloody chaos here. Mrs Nick now weighing suitcases, stuff everywhere, some sort of ghastly stew haas been manufactured to use up entire contents of fridge. Why do we ever go on holiday? cussing: cussing:
Don?t worry, it will soon be over.
Do you have the scuba plan hatched and sold to Mrs. Nick yet? whistle:
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No, I am biding my time on that one. whistle:
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enjoy the holiday old fruity, this midget will have a pint waiting for you behind the bar of The Ferry upon your safe return.. whistle:
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I've had chicken pox! I can't catch it!
I hate to say this Wench but you've got that the wrong way round
You can only get shingles (Herpes Zoster) if you have previously had chickenpox. After having chickenpox the virus lies dormant in the nerves, and shingles occurs when it is revitalised in one particular nerve to the skin, thus explaining the way it affects a clearly demarcated band of skin only.
Source: http://www.medinfo.co.uk/conditions/shingles.htm
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I've had chicken pox! I can't catch it!
I hate to say this Wench but you've got that the wrong way round
You can only get shingles (Herpes Zoster) if you have previously had chickenpox. After having chickenpox the virus lies dormant in the nerves, and shingles occurs when it is revitalised in one particular nerve to the skin, thus explaining the way it affects a clearly demarcated band of skin only.
Source: http://www.medinfo.co.uk/conditions/shingles.htm
point:
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I've had chicken pox! I can't catch it!
I hate to say this Wench but you've got that the wrong way round
You can only get shingles (Herpes Zoster) if you have previously had chickenpox. After having chickenpox the virus lies dormant in the nerves, and shingles occurs when it is revitalised in one particular nerve to the skin, thus explaining the way it affects a clearly demarcated band of skin only.
Source: http://www.medinfo.co.uk/conditions/shingles.htm
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I didn't like to gloat but since you have I feel it must be OK for me to point:
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The Boy has chosen this frenzied moment of preparation to enquire about the method for baby making Banghead Banghead Banghead
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The Boy has chosen this frenzied moment of preparation to enquire about the method for baby making Banghead Banghead Banghead
Well it is a long flight? whistle:
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Then tell him ~ it only takes about a minute at most evil:
Ask any married woman.
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Mrs Nick did. He refused to believe it possible!
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I can see how he might have found it hard to believe that Mr & Mrs Nick did that sort of thing.
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Then tell him ~ it only takes about a minute at most evil:
Ask any married woman.
That long eh rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: I've been short changed somewhere along the line me thinks ::)
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Then tell him ~ it only takes about a minute at most evil:
Ask any married woman.
That long eh rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: I've been short changed somewhere along the line me thinks ::)
Be fair ~ that includes the cigarette afterwards
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Then tell him ~ it only takes about a minute at most evil:
Ask any married woman.
That long eh rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: I've been short changed somewhere along the line me thinks ::)
Perhaps your watch is slow? redface:
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No, I am biding my time on that one. whistle:
Mr. Barman is a super dooper qualified scuba diver so perhaps we should hatch a plot for him to train Mrs. Nick confused: in the underwater world and then they could have a bizzare freak accident and you and I could be together eyes: eyes: eyes: Whatdoyathink eeek:
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Then tell him ~ it only takes about a minute at most evil:
Ask any married woman.
That long eh rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: I've been short changed somewhere along the line me thinks ::)
Be fair ~ that includes the cigarette afterwards
But 'HE' doesn't smoke - that adds insult to the injury Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Then tell him ~ it only takes about a minute at most evil:
Ask any married woman.
That long eh rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: I've been short changed somewhere along the line me thinks ::)
Be fair ~ that includes the cigarette afterwards
But 'HE' doesn't smoke - that adds insult to the injury Banghead Banghead Banghead
I smoke redface:
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Then tell him ~ it only takes about a minute at most evil:
Ask any married woman.
That long eh rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: I've been short changed somewhere along the line me thinks ::)
Be fair ~ that includes the cigarette afterwards
But 'HE' doesn't smoke - that adds insult to the injury Banghead Banghead Banghead
I smoke redface:
I used to smoke a pipe ~ not exactly the post coital image that endears one to a wife .... all that cleaning the bowl out with a special pocket knife, refilling with fresh baccy and then half a box of matches to get it going. I can proudly say that sex lasted at least 45 minutes (until the pipe was finished) lol: lol:
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Then tell him ~ it only takes about a minute at most evil:
Ask any married woman.
That long eh rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: I've been short changed somewhere along the line me thinks ::)
Be fair ~ that includes the cigarette afterwards
But 'HE' doesn't smoke - that adds insult to the injury Banghead Banghead Banghead
I smoke redface:
I heard you gently smouldered Mr. Nick eyes:
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Then tell him ~ it only takes about a minute at most evil:
Ask any married woman.
That long eh rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: I've been short changed somewhere along the line me thinks ::)
Be fair ~ that includes the cigarette afterwards
But 'HE' doesn't smoke - that adds insult to the injury Banghead Banghead Banghead
I smoke redface:
I used to smoke a pipe ~ not exactly the post coital image that endears one to a wife .... all that cleaning the bowl out with a special pocket knife, refilling with fresh baccy and then half a box of matches to get it going. I can proudly say that sex lasted at least 45 minutes (until the pipe was finished) lol: lol:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - an 'old shag' man drumroll:
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evil: Less of the old ~ thank you.
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evil: Less of the old ~ thank you.
Just tried to do any inertnet search for names of pipe tabacco 'other' than 'old shag' so I could give you a witty reposte ;D however it took to me some rather dubious eeek: web links so I'll close with just saying sorry razz:
Actually I love the smell of a pipe but it does tend to hand around bit doesn't it
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I know what you mean .... the whiff can be a bit errrr .... lingering.
Anyway I had to give it all up 'cos of the heart problems but I still miss my dummy.
I used to smoke:
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There may well be something Freudian in that selection.
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I know what you mean .... the whiff can be a bit errrr .... lingering.
Anyway I had to give it all up 'cos of the heart problems but I still miss my dummy.
I used to smoke:
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OR
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There may well be something Freudian in that selection.
noooo: noooo: noooo: I can't believe those names noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Pipe smoking eh... rubschin:
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Pipe smoking eh... rubschin:
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eeek: Wot pipe?
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<snigger>
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We can't find the Boy's passport eeek:
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We can't find the Boy's passport eeek:
go without him
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: whistle:
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Excellent plan drumroll:
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We can't find the Boy's passport eeek:
Could he have eaten it?
One thing's for sure, I'll be in the last place you look!
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No! Absolutely not!
We are not going to look after him for a 'few' days eeek:
You wouldn't come back. - I know it.
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A cellar slave you say and no wages to shell out? rubschin:
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We can't find the Boy's passport eeek:
Could he have eaten it?
One thing's for sure, I'll be in the last place you look!
Mrs Nick has also lost her camera and, of course, bank card.!!
I have been up ALL NIGHT finishing a project and feel like death. Mrs Nick is, for some reason, hoovering as I write. I have just been told to cut the hedge. It is only 7.30 in the morning Banghead
shocked003
No! Absolutely not!
We are not going to look after him for a 'few' days eeek:
You wouldn't come back. - I know it.
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Electric or petrol clippers? scared2:
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Electric. They cut lawns too! drumroll:
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Is it raining there? scared2:
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Mrs Nick has lost something else now!
And my marbles are rapidly disappearing!
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Don't wish to rush you Nick, but err, shouldn't you be at the airport now rather than in here? eeek:
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Quite so, but Mrs Nick has gone into demented hamster mode. She keeps losing things and blaming me.
I can't even get all the effing luggage in the car!
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Quite so, but Mrs Nick has gone into demented hamster mode. She keeps losing things and blaming me.
I can't even get all the effing luggage in the car!
Driving to Canada now are we?
Interesting. eeek:
Thought you said the flight was at lunchtime, and thought you had to check in for these far away destinations about 12 hours before take off?
11:06. Has he finally gone, or is he going to suddenly reappear like that beast out of Alien did, and frighten the shit out of us? eeek:
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Quite so, but Mrs Nick has gone into demented hamster mode. She keeps losing things and blaming me.
I can't even get all the effing luggage in the car!
Driving to Canada now are we?
Interesting. eeek:
Thought you said the flight was at lunchtime, and thought you had to check in for these far away destinations about 12 hours before take off?
11:06. Has he finally gone, or is he going to suddenly reappear like that beast out of Alien did, and frighten the shit out of us? eeek:
Don't try to analyse it GROWLER, it's another of Nick's "tales" ;)
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Nick should be there by now and no reported air disasters or international incidents on the news? Hopefully he can log on and report the catalogue of disasters which did accompany the trip? whistle:
No, I am not whistling the same tune as Berek
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Nick should be there by now and no reported air disasters or international incidents on the news? Hopefully he can log on and report the catalogue of disasters which did accompany the trip? whistle:
No, I am not whistling the same tune as Berek
They will probably be spending 28 days in custody after security uncovered a Samurai sword in 'the boy's' luggage. noooo:
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Excellent flight and we even got upgraded.
We are now staying in the rellies' mansion. Even Mrs Nick was taken aback.
Boy thrilled with:
pool
home cinema
computer centre
Mrs Nick thrilled with:
17 bedrooms (all ensuite) and ours with its own kitchen!
servants!
Me exploring
Sauna
Pool
Choice of vehicles to borrow
Some sort of warning abut raccoons
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This Nick does seem to be "well connected" censored:
Jealous? Me? Never!
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Some sort of warning abut raccoons
doh:
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Some sort of warning abut raccoons
doh:
Aren't raccoons related to BADGERS?
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Some sort of warning abut raccoons
doh:
Aren't raccoons related to BADGERS?
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Under no circumstances prod with a stick. noooo:
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Aye ~ well laddie if yon's a moose I'd hate tae be aroond when a rat gets loose.
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Some sort of warning abut raccoons
doh:
Aren't raccoons related to BADGERS?
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Under no circumstances prod with a stick. noooo:
But that is neither a badger nor a racoon. I would, however, agree with the advice about the stick.
If it's dead the explosion would rival Hiroshima, and if it's still alive, I wouldn't want to be in the vicinity after it's been poked! Those horns/antlers/whatever look lethal!
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Drunk hunter: "You're my besh mate you are... I love you..."
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One has to ask.............
Has The Boy cracked the passwords yet?
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One has to ask.............
Has The Boy cracked the passwords yet?
Months ago? hadn?t you noticed the improvement in ?Nick?s? posts? whistle:
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This place is huge!!
Bin explorin'.
Have now located underground pool (you need an indoor as well as an outdoor), gymnasium, wine cellar. Servants made breakfast and then vanished. They live next door (in the teeny 5 bed house confused:)
Boy has found pinball machine and jukebox Banghead
Whole place hums like a spaceship and beeps occasionally. Lost Mrs Nick earlier and servant #3 advised use of internal telephone system to locate her! It worked too.
You will recall that the rellies are on their private island in the Bahamas. What is a Hedge FUnd anyway?
Just found the remote control for the waterfall! eeek:
I cannot imagine how much money these guys make!!
Have also located main computer suite which would disgrace most schools in England.
Oh, and it is raining!
No disasters yet, but it's only 9.20.
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Will you kindly piss off and enjoy your holiday please.
All this talk of enjoyment and lavish life style is really getting RIGHT ON MY TITS! evil:
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Excellent. WOuld you recommend the Chrysler thingy with the GPS and remote controlled mechanical doors, the Jeep Cherokee or the CHevvy as a runabout?
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Excellent. WOuld you recommend the Chrysler thingy with the GPS and remote controlled mechanical doors, the Jeep Cherokee or the CHevvy as a runabout?
Not the Cherokee ? apart from that take the one with the biggest engine! cloud9:
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I have just found 4 Mini Coopers in another garage, but they are for the kids apparently eeek:
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I have just found 4 Mini Coopers in another garage, but they are for the kids apparently eeek:
And The Boy? eeek:
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Will you kindly piss off and enjoy your holiday please.
All this talk of enjoyment and lavish life style is really getting RIGHT ON MY TITS! evil:
Look at it this way old boy, The more Nick goes on about the lavish holiday now, the more you can take the mickey when Captain Cataclysm really knackers the place as there isnt an insurance company on the planet that covers Act of Nick point:
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hands up those who think Nick is a big cock waver
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hands up those who think Nick is a big cock waver
Is that a big waver of his cock or the waver of a big cock?
I am careful about putting my hand up without full information. ;)
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rubschin:
whistle:
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We know where it's all going to end...
sad32:
I just hope he secures the film rights eyes:
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Nick.
Do you always go on holiday leaving the lights on and the front door open? rubschin:
bet you couldn't get down here quick enough to see I was only messin'
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hands up those who think Nick is a big cock waver
I am waving other people's cocks at the moment. confused:
I will not, however, mention what I just found on a foray into the North Wing.
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hands up those who think Nick is a big cock waver
I am waving other people's cocks at the moment. confused:
I will not, however, mention what I just found on a foray into the North Wing.
I'll bear that in mind next time I'm standing next to you in the carzy. eeek:
Don't mention it then, as we couldn't give a toss anyway. noooo:
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STOP SENDING ME PM'S YOU GLOATING TWAT! evil: ;)
Ey Nick. Have you had a look at the forecast for where you are? eeek:
Monster twisters and 'hurricane bastard' are heading your way.
Shouldn't laugh. lol:
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hands up those who think Nick is a big cock waver
I am waving other people's cocks at the moment. confused:
I will not, however, mention what I just found on a foray into the North Wing.
Dead body? eeek:
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Another Boy that had lost his passport?
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Scuba equipment? whistle:
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A 'New' patio?
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Can't imagine but I know what you will find in the West Wing:
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Can't imagine but I know what you will find in the West Wing:
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doh:
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hands up those who think Nick is a big cock waver
I am waving other people's cocks at the moment. confused:
I will not, however, mention what I just found on a foray into the North Wing.
Nick before you consider poking it they dont have badgers in America. If its furry small with black and white stripes then its a skunk point:
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You can tell that Captain Cataclysm has arrived in Canada:
A major oil pipeline has burst in a suburb of Vancouver, Canada, causing homes to be evacuated and threatening the city's port.
Witnesses described crude oil shooting out of the burst pipe. The oil then ran downhill and into an ocean inlet before the pipeline's flow was shut off.
A roadwork crew ruptured the pipe, said Derek Corrigan, the mayor of Burnaby.
Officials for the port of Vancouver said they were working to contain the spill away from the busy harbour.
At least 50 homes were evacuated as crude oil shot out of the burst pipe, raining down on houses and coating a road.
Environmental assessment
It is not yet known exactly how much oil has entered Burrard Inlet, but Mayor Corrigan said "thousands of litres" had been spilt.
Witnesses described a geyser of oil which lasted at least 20 minutes.
A spokesman for the pipe's owner, Kinder Morgan Canada, said the pipeline was adequately marked and it was the roadcrew's fault for digging into it.
The crew that dug into the line said it was improperly marked.
The pipeline carries crude oil from the province of Alberta to a storage and transfer facility on the shore of Burrard Inlet.
Afternoon traffic was disrupted with a major road connecting central Vancouver and the eastern suburbs closed and delays on a suburban rail line.
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I will not, however, mention what I just found on a foray into the North Wing.
a little Japanese fella still fighting the war ?
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I will not, however, mention what I just found on a foray into the North Wing.
Wenchy rubbing Aloe Vera on her burnt bits?
Vera rubbing Aloe Wenchy on hers?
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Isn't this pic just the PERFECT PC shot!
There are:
5 White men
3 Women
1 Black man
But adding up to:
6 men
3 Women
1 Ethnic
The highest rank is the lowest in the pic and vice versa
The women are equally distributed
The ethnic is up on high
The expressions get less severe as they rise
The group are tightly knit but with the ethnic to the right edge.
Oh, and a beard.
Did I miss anything?
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Isn't this pic just the PERFECT PC shot!
There are:
5 White men
3 Women
1 Black man
But adding up to:
6 men
3 Women
1 Ethnic
The highest rank is the lowest in the pic and vice versa
The women are equally distributed
The ethnic is up on high
The expressions get less severe as they rise
The group are tightly knit but with the ethnic to the right edge.
Oh, and a beard.
Did I miss anything?
Only that as TV actors go they made a good team and a good programme ~ but otherwise you are spot on.
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Did I miss anything ?
one now dead
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hands up those who think Nick is a big cock waver
I am waving other people's cocks at the moment. confused:
I will not, however, mention what I just found on a foray into the North Wing.
Nick before you consider poking it they dont have badgers in America. If its furry small with black and white stripes then its a skunk point:
Mrs Nick met the resident raccoon family last night. They ran off.
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STOP SENDING ME PM'S YOU GLOATING TWAT! evil: ;)
Ey Nick. Have you had a look at the forecast for where you are? eeek:
Monster twisters and 'hurricane bastard' are heading your way.
Shouldn't laugh. lol:
OK, shan't do. Are Audi A6s any good. This one has a 4 WD option apparently. It will be an alternative to the CHevvy for some reason.
Going boating today.
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Audi A6 ~ I have driven one .... they go like sh*t off a shovel but don't forget you are Nick and thus you do not have the immunity that Mr Dance enjoys when conversing with the Mounties about your speed.
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Did I miss anything ?
Your childhood?
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Hey, this is where we are.
If it works!
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=St+Clair+Ave+East,+Toronto&sll=54.162434,-3.647461&sspn=12.497202,34.365234&ie=UTF8&ll=43.692373,-79.375247&spn=0.000941,0.002097&t=k&z=19&om=1 (http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=St+Clair+Ave+East,+Toronto&sll=54.162434,-3.647461&sspn=12.497202,34.365234&ie=UTF8&ll=43.692373,-79.375247&spn=0.000941,0.002097&t=k&z=19&om=1)
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Nah ~ can't see you. tunble:
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Plenty of trees. Any bears perchance?
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eeek: Are you sure that's not a UFO ?
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So how on earth did you manage to swing this then?Empty house full of servants. Who did you have to kill?
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He didnt have to kill anyone Wenchy dear, all he would have had to do was let his friends the owners know he was coming to visit and they would have headed for the hills point:
In their haste they must have forgotten to warn the servants.
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Well why can't I find friends like that? redface:
Brother Wench's new girlfriend has extended an invite to Barbados for New Years Eve to him. How did I get stuck with an impoverished Welsh teacher. sad24:
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Nick did say they are "Rellies" which I took to be a Nickism for family connections.
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Well, why can't I have some of those then? The most exotic mine get are sodding Bedfordshire. sad24:
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Nick has many things. Looks, Charm, Wit and a good education. I've seen the CV. He is well travelled and well connected. We cannot all be so blessed. Enjoy the reflected glory of his presence among us.
And then kick the b@st@rd in the nuts evil:
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Well, why can't I have some of those then? The most exotic mine get are sodding Bedfordshire. sad24:
And Spain... whistle:
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Just a thought, not that I'd ever want to spoil Nick's enjoyment but are there any poisonous/dangerous creatures in Canada that Nick is likely to encounter or the boy is likely to adopt as a pet........ whistle:
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Hey, this is where we are.
If it works!
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=St+Clair+Ave+East,+Toronto&sll=54.162434,-3.647461&sspn=12.497202,34.365234&ie=UTF8&ll=43.692373,-79.375247&spn=0.000941,0.002097&t=k&z=19&om=1 (http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=St+Clair+Ave+East,+Toronto&sll=54.162434,-3.647461&sspn=12.497202,34.365234&ie=UTF8&ll=43.692373,-79.375247&spn=0.000941,0.002097&t=k&z=19&om=1)
Oh I guess it looks okay ::) but are you enjoying yourself ?????? See you (like Barman) couldn't bear to be parted from the VP ::) ::) I think we miss you eeek:
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WE miss reading about Nick's many calamities Landlady but the feeling is tempered by the knowledge that we are now a safe distance away from him point:
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WE miss reading about Nick's many calamities Landlady but the feeling is tempered by the knowledge that we are now a safe distance away from him point:
I'm sure he's going to get into a few 'scrapes' whilst he is over there, enough to keep us all amused anyway ;D
What is a safe distance ???
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WE miss reading about Nick's many calamities Landlady but the feeling is tempered by the knowledge that we are now a safe distance away from him point:
I'm sure he's going to get into a few 'scrapes' whilst he is over there, enough to keep us all amused anyway ;D
What is a safe distance ???
With Nick? We are still trying to work that one out. eeek:
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What is a safe distance ???
How far is Canada from the UK whistle:
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Hey, this is where we are.
If it works!
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=St+Clair+Ave+East,+Toronto&sll=54.162434,-3.647461&sspn=12.497202,34.365234&ie=UTF8&ll=43.692373,-79.375247&spn=0.000941,0.002097&t=k&z=19&om=1 (http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=St+Clair+Ave+East,+Toronto&sll=54.162434,-3.647461&sspn=12.497202,34.365234&ie=UTF8&ll=43.692373,-79.375247&spn=0.000941,0.002097&t=k&z=19&om=1)
Did they mean it to look like a Pokemon character from the air?
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Hey, this is where we are.
If it works!
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=St+Clair+Ave+East,+Toronto&sll=54.162434,-3.647461&sspn=12.497202,34.365234&ie=UTF8&ll=43.692373,-79.375247&spn=0.000941,0.002097&t=k&z=19&om=1 (http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=St+Clair+Ave+East,+Toronto&sll=54.162434,-3.647461&sspn=12.497202,34.365234&ie=UTF8&ll=43.692373,-79.375247&spn=0.000941,0.002097&t=k&z=19&om=1)
Nickachu? eeek:
Did they mean it to look like a Pokemon character from the air?
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I was mistaken for a beggar this afternoon whilst waiting on a street corner with an empty paper cup eeek:. Mortified and insulted but a dollar better off confused:
Oh, and I am sunburnt, even through my hair cry:
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You are 5 hours behind...
Do try to keep up! as they say ;)
As for begging on the streets, do they have ASBOs in Toronto? noooo:
Try Aloe Vera for the sunburn, DS offers a comprehensive explanation elsewhere ;)
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Lovely evening here. Cook is preparing dinner! whistle:
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Bastardo evil:
Go on then ... what's on the menu?
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I never know. They are all Filipinos, so communication is a tad stilted.
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I would be careful if make out the words...
Love you long time & plenty sucky sucky ;)
Although they could of course be referring to plentiful quantities of Satay Chicken with the last one eeek:
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Lovely evening here. Cook is preparing dinner! whistle:
You've sent 'The Boy' to the chippy?
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Actually, they had been doing some research and we got fish, chips and "mushy peas" to make us "feel at home" sick2:
You just can't get the staff these days evil:
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what ? no black pudding !!!!
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what ? no black pudding !!!!
Luckily their research hadn?t included the tinterweb ? roast badger and vultures would be on the menu. point:
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what ? no black pudding !!!!
Luckily their research hadn?t included the tinterweb ? roast badger and vultures would be on the menu. point:
Surely that would be a roast vulture with a badger bombe for dessert point:
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I am going to dress up a bit today and perhaps get a trim. But Berek will confirm that Toronto has a lot of beggars on street corners and other strategic spots and they aren't your typical scabby English beggars. Many carry mobile phones confused:
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I am going to dress up a bit today and perhaps get a trim. But Berek will confirm that Toronto has a lot of beggars on street corners and other strategic spots and they aren't your typical scabby English beggars. Many carry mobile phones confused:
and they are very helpful at giving you directions whistle:
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very helpful at giving you directions whistle:
LIE DOWN!
PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD!
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Yee ha. The new temporary Nick-mobile.
http://www.chrysler.com/en/08town_country/ (http://www.chrysler.com/en/08town_country/)
Berek will enjoy the You tube vid.
Took it out for a spin last night. Has more buttons and lights than the bridge of the ENterprise.
Big bugger though!
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bet the price difference between here and there is huge. I couldnt believe how much cheaper cars are in Canada and the States
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OMIGAWD!
There'll be no living with him when he has to come home. Mrs Nick will have to drag him onto the plane.
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Yee ha. The new temporary Nick-mobile.
http://www.chrysler.com/en/08town_country/ (http://www.chrysler.com/en/08town_country/)
Berek will enjoy the You tube vid.
Took it out for a spin last night. Has more buttons and lights than the bridge of the ENterprise.
Big bugger though!
So, you're driving round in a Renault Espace on steroids? Not something I'd be shouting about!
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This all sounds incredibly posh.
Will Nick insist on having someone to wave his willy for him when he gets back? ;)
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Deeply Dippy will be tying a brick to his cock when he hears of this, he must be bigger !!
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This all sounds incredibly posh.
Will Nick insist on having someone to wave his willy for him when he gets back? ;)
Do we take it that you are volunteering DS?
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This all sounds incredibly posh.
Will Nick insist on having someone to wave his willy for him when he gets back? ;)
Do we take it that you are volunteering DS?
I do have some very long and little used rubber gloves.
If the price is right.....
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This all sounds incredibly posh.
Will Nick insist on having someone to wave his willy for him when he gets back? ;)
Do we take it that you are volunteering DS?
I do have some very long and little used rubber gloves.
If the price is right.....
Bloody hell man, what sort of hands do you have? Or is this your variant of willy waving? A little 'finger waving'? In which case, can one recommend the middle, or longest, digit?
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I have little stubby hands. sad24:
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This all sounds incredibly posh.
Will Nick insist on having someone to wave his willy for him when he gets back? ;)
Do we take it that you are volunteering DS?
I do have some very long and little used rubber gloves.
If the price is right.....
Bloody hell man, what sort of hands do you have? Or is this your variant of willy waving? A little 'finger waving'? In which case, can one recommend the middle, or longest, digit?
Ever seen the sort of gloves vets use? Farmers usually nick a pair when the AI man comes to visit.
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I have little stubby hands. sad24:
They won't be much use then! Not if you want to wave a big one!
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I have little stubby hands. sad24:
That's all right ~ I have a little stubby tail. eyes:
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I have little stubby hands. sad24:
They won't be much use then! Not if you want to wave a big one!
Short and thick
Does the trick
etc etc
Snoopy, you have the idea.
James Herriot bare-arm calf wrestling is a thing of the past. whistle:
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::)
The young Mrs Snoopy not quite as young as she once was? noooo:
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Wouldnt have thought that would be an issue Wenchy as the same could be said of the ancient Mr Snoopy whistle:
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::)
The young Mrs Snoopy not quite as young as she once was? noooo:
None of us are but she is still as lovely ............ However it is not easy for an old dog not to try it on occasionally eyes:
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The young Mrs Snoopy not quite as young as she once was? noooo:
None of us are but she is still as lovely ............ However it is not easy for an old dog not to try it on occasionally eyes:
You need more Bromide in your Winalot.
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You are no doubt right
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We are driving it up to the ALgonquin National Park. They have a lot of Beaver there which we want to have a peek at. drumroll:
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. They have a lot of Beaver there which we want to have a peek at. drumroll:
rubschin: eyes: eyes:
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::)
The young Mrs Snoopy not quite as young as she once was? noooo:
None of us are but she is still as lovely ............ However it is not easy for an old dog not to try it on occasionally eyes:
You need more Bromide in your Winalot.
It's called a reality check!! ;)
Beaver you say. eeek:
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We are driving it up to the ALgonquin National Park. They have a lot of Beaver there which we want to have a peek at. drumroll:
This part of the Boy's ongoing education then Nick? Make sure he never pokes beaver with a stick - not recommended!
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Lots apparently. WHoppers! eeek:
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::)
The young Mrs Snoopy not quite as young as she once was? noooo:
None of us are but she is still as lovely ............ However it is not easy for an old dog not to try it on occasionally eyes:
You need more Bromide in your Winalot.
It's called a reality check!! ;)
Beaver you say. eeek:
Yep he sure did. He is going to look at a lot of beavers.
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We are driving it up to the ALgonquin National Park. They have a lot of Beaver there which we want to have a peek at. drumroll:
This part of the Boy's ongoing education then Nick? Make sure he never pokes beaver with a stick - not recommended!
Well not with a stick anyway.
I can't believe I said that redface:
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Through the viewing screens and suchlike, not face to snout.
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Through the viewing screens and suchlike, not face to snout.
That's called voyeurism in most societies.
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We are driving it up to the ALgonquin National Park. They have a lot of Beaver there which we want to have a peek at. drumroll:
This part of the Boy's ongoing education then Nick? Make sure he never pokes beaver with a stick - not recommended!
Well not with a stick anyway.
I can't believe I said that redface:
I'm glad someone did, or I was going to have to and it isn't a becoming phrase for a lady.
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Seen any of my 'mates' over there yet?
They are expectin' you's. eveilgrin:
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I'm glad someone did, or I was going to have to and it isn't a becoming phrase for a lady.
Must........not...............comment... whistle:
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I'm glad someone did, or I was going to have to and it isn't a becoming phrase for a lady.
Must........not...............comment... whistle:
Indeed, not if you know what is good for you. evil:
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worthy:
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we have relatives in Vancouver and they tell us that they often have bears rooting around their bins in the back yard.
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we have relatives in Vancouver and they tell us that they often have bears rooting around their bins in the back yard.
Fanbloodytastic. happy088
I know I'm a bit of a sadist, and I don't wish to be cruel...much....but you just know there is going to be an incident of some sort. clock:
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we have relatives in Vancouver and they tell us that they often have bears rooting around their bins in the back yard.
we have relatives in Australia and they'd be sniggering loudly at the the thought of bears rooting around their bins eyes:
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we have relatives in Vancouver and they tell us that they often have bears rooting around their bins in the back yard.
Fanbloodytastic. happy088
I know I'm a bit of a sadist, and I don't wish to be cruel...much....but you just know there is going to be an incident of some sort. clock:
You mean somewhere in Canada there will be a bear cave with a Nickskin rug? eeek:
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we have relatives in Vancouver and they tell us that they often have bears rooting around their bins in the back yard.
Fanbloodytastic. happy088
I know I'm a bit of a sadist, and I don't wish to be cruel...much....but you just know there is going to be an incident of some sort. clock:
You mean somewhere in Canada there will be a bear cave with a Nickskin rug? eeek:
Fantastic
happy001 happy001 happy001
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we have relatives in Vancouver and they tell us that they often have bears rooting around their bins in the back yard.
Fanbloodytastic. happy088
I know I'm a bit of a sadist, and I don't wish to be cruel...much....but you just know there is going to be an incident of some sort. clock:
You mean somewhere in Canada there will be a bear cave with a Nickskin rug? eeek:
With his 'ed on a plaque nailed to the cave wall. eveilgrin:
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You are forgetting the curse of Nick Growler old boy, nail his head to a plaque on the wall and the cave will collapse point:
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we have relatives in Vancouver and they tell us that they often have bears rooting around their bins in the back yard.
Fanbloodytastic. happy088
I know I'm a bit of a sadist, and I don't wish to be cruel...much....but you just know there is going to be an incident of some sort. clock:
You mean somewhere in Canada there will be a bear cave with a Nickskin rug? eeek:
Very droll! evil:
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I had a very unfortunate misunderstanding this afternoon in Chinatown. I asked for a beard trim, perhaps forgetting that beards are uncommon in the Chinese community.The guy prodcued a cut throat razor. I said that that wasn't quite what I had in mind and he started shouting eeek:
I then left, not too hastily, and got shouted at again, this time by a tiny old Chinese lady, for putting some rubbish in a bin she was standing next to. A passer by pointed out that the bin was clearly marked "Used Coconuts Only"
WTF is that all about? confused:
I know they are keen on recycling hereabouts, but specials bins for "Used Coconuts"?
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Aha...
You don't speak Mandarin I take it? Think scalps... and Injuns
lol: happy001
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I think it was a problem of a linguistic kind on the subtle shave/trim boundary.
And I am sad that no one has asked me about my astounding discovery in the NOrth Wing yet. cry:
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Sorry Nick...
Pray, tell us what you have discovered in the North Wing? scared2: scared2: scared2:
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No.
People ought to have asked sooner evil:
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smite you, evil:
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But...
We were all too busy with Shambly, you don't know what we've been through here... ! noooo:
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Yes. Is he on the BBQ yet?
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But...
We were all too busy with Shambly, you don't know what we've been through here... ! noooo:
Oh so so correct Pasties. sad24:
I'm bloody seething and devastated all at once here. sad32:
Can't stop thinking about his sweet little face which will probably be hanging on some bastard butchers hook now ffs. evil:
THIS has been probably the most stressful day I've EVER had on the tinternet, and YOU are rambling on about some rancid old north wing ffs?!! ::)
P'raps it fell off the vulture. who knows, who bloody cares.?
Stick it up yer arse for all i bloody care you old twonk. eveilgrin:
I HEREBY DECLARE THIS THREAD SACRED IN THE MEMORY OF OUR DEAR DEPARTED RAMBO. cloud9:
MUCH LOVED BY ALL WHO HAVE FOLLWED HIS SAD DEPARTURE TODAY, AND GREATLY MISSED BY EVERYONE, INCLUDING THOSE THAT HAVE TAKEN THE PISS. ::)
...oops, wrong thread. I'll copy and paste it on THE thread. See how it's affecting us all over here while your out enjoying yourself? sad32:
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his sweet little face which will probably be hanging on some bastard butchers hook
eeek:
What has been going on? confused:
Ah, I have just waded through the 9 pages of "that" thread now. Must go and turn the telly on.
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his sweet little face which will probably be hanging on some bastard butchers hook
eeek:
What has been going on? confused:
Read the thread and you'll possibly still be able to see our dear departed RAMBOS' empty home. He trod on that hay that you see.
It's probably still warm ffs.........sorry, I'm fillin' up again... sad24: sad32:
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Awwww Mr G... happy100 It's been a trying day. Many a tear has been shed and I think it's time for bed sad32:
And I've been modding another forum where there's been some stupid nonsense and some wrist slapping. My God, ::) if they had a face to face fence: they might think twice ;)
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Read the thread and you'll possibly still be able to see our dear departed RAMBOS' empty home. He trod on that hay that you see.
It's probably still warm ffs.........sorry, I'm fillin' up again... sad24: sad32:
If it helps Growler remember he was a sacred bull as part of the Hindu faith and they believe in Karma and reincarnation..... happy100
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So he might therefore come back as...............? Answers on a postcard please
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So he might therefore come back as...............? Answers on a postcard please
One of these perhaps???
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So he might therefore come back as...............? Answers on a postcard please
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So Mrs Nick insists on driving us back from Niagara in some sort of Equal Opps mood.
I hand over the keys to the car (new, expensive and about the size of a Transit van).
She then reveals she has never driven an automatic before! eeek: She is determined not to be defeated. surrender: surrender:
We hopped through Niagara like a wallaby with hiccups with all of us screaming, and Mrs Nick saying things like "Why are there only TWO pedals?" and using both feet and scrabbling about in the well between the seats for the gear lever, and then yanking the steering column mounted lever all over hte shop.
And then we got on the Freeway. eeek: eeek: surrender: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Even the Boy put his head under the seat sad32: sad32: sick2:
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Some of us are waiting up to hear all about the great discovery you know. ::)
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No time. Servants get the weekend off. Have to go and get a takeaway. I AM DRIVING! evil:
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No time. Servants get the weekend off. Have to go and get a takeaway. I AM DRIVING! evil:
Remember they drive on the left at weekends. whistle:
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Thanks for the tip. WHile I was out The Boy was preparing to jump into the pool and noticed something in the water. eeek:
Any advice on how to dispose of a drowned raccoon? rubschin:
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Servants don?t get the weekend off ? that?s when you need them most. point:
They?ve obviously noted the calamitous events that surround you and have fled the country ? I ?spec the ?coon was the last straw. noooo:
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Servants don?t get the weekend off ? that?s when you need them most. point:
He's bolloxed that up then ey? Cover blown. happy088
He's at bloody Butlins in Pythwelli PwythelliPythewlliy ....oh ffs PUTHELLY!
Is all this shite still rambling on then? I really can't be arsed reading the whole thread, or is that the other one? sleep021
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Errr ... Pwllheli ~ as if you really wanted to know
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Errr ... Pwllheli ~ as if you really wanted to know
Yea. THERE! redface:
bloody sheep shagging language
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Errr ... Pwllheli ~ as if you really wanted to know
Yea. THERE! redface:
bloody sheep shagging language
I know what you mean ~ I live here and struggle with some place names.
A favourite of mine however is the "Fictional" Village invented for his famous Play for Radio "Under Milk Wood" where Dylan Thomas set the action in a place he called Llareggub.
Many Welsh speakers are unaware what you get if you spell it backwards ...... lol:
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Servants don?t get the weekend off ? that?s when you need them most. point:
He's bolloxed that up then ey? Cover blown. happy088
He's at bloody Butlins in Pythwelli PwythelliPythewlliy ....oh ffs PUTHELLY!
Is all this shite still rambling on then? I really can't be arsed reading the whole thread, or is that the other one? sleep021
Correct...
He is just setting his alarm in the middle of the night so we think there is a time difference! point:
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And eating breakfast at this time of the day? eeek:
evil:
I smite you!
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And eating breakfast at this time of the day? eeek:
evil:
I smite you!
But you would say that wouldn't you! point:
Smite you back!
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Thanks for the tip. WHile I was out The Boy was preparing to jump into the pool and noticed something in the water. eeek:
Any advice on how to dispose of a drowned raccoon? rubschin:
Obviously he heard about you and exploding badgers and decided to martyr himself. DONT poke it scared:
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Here at the moment. Bloody cheap! Very posh!
http://www.lordelginhotel.ca/index.aspx (http://www.lordelginhotel.ca/index.aspx)
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Here at the moment. Bloody cheap! Very posh!
http://www.lordelginhotel.ca/index.aspx (http://www.lordelginhotel.ca/index.aspx)
64 quid per person per night is not cheap! eeek: For my family that would cost ?2240 for a week.
These things are, of course, relative. If you can afford it ~ then it is cheap. If you cannot then it is not.
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The first of Nicks holiday photos has arrived, the view from the plane
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Here at the moment. Bloody cheap! Very posh!
http://www.lordelginhotel.ca/index.aspx (http://www.lordelginhotel.ca/index.aspx)
64 quid per person per night is not cheap! eeek: For my family that would cost ?2240 for a week.
These things are, of course, relative. If you can afford it ~ then it is cheap. If you cannot then it is not.
Do pay attention at the back. evil:
It was 64 quid for all three of us you dummy!! That is the ROOM RATE. And since it was a SUnday night and Parliament was off on its hols (hence Ottawa empty) they chucked in free breakfast and valet car parking. You couldn't get that rate in Rhyl on a wet October weekend!! ::)
Geddit?
Trip only marred by the uber-Gallic types in Montreal. Mrs Nick got into two altercations with Froggy minions - one a waitress and one a Metro operative. They had not reckoned on her fluent French or canine ancestry. scared2:
We have arrived back to find the house full of teenagers (Children and more cousins). There are some worrying hairstyles point:
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We have arrived back to find the house full of teenagers (Children and more cousins). There are some worrying hairstyles point:
I know there was a catch! point:
Have any of them started calling you ?Papa? yet? whistle:
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Screwed up tonight. Gotta phone call from some other cousins who were in the area and wished to drop by to see Mrs Nick and the rest of us. We said we would do a BBQ. Got some stuff and got to work. Mrs Nick said we should give them snacks when they arrived, so I hunted in cupboards and set out various interesting snacky nibbley things.
They tucked in and exclaimed how good and unusual they were.
When they left there was still some of this stuff left, so Mrs Nick said let's return the remains to the packets they came from. "In that cupboard, " I said. She went a - rummagin' and then emerged to reveal that we had fed them on dog biscuits eeek:
QUite tasty though
sick2:
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Excellent! point:
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We have arrived back to find the house full of teenagers (Children and more cousins). There are some worrying hairstyles point:
I know there was a catch! point:
Have any of them started calling you ?Papa? yet? whistle:
If one of them is called Nicole, RUN!! point:
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Here we go!
http://www2.cedarfair.com/canadaswonderland/attractions/category.cfm?ac_id=23 (http://www2.cedarfair.com/canadaswonderland/attractions/category.cfm?ac_id=23)
Dragon Fire anyone? Full report later if we survive
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Here we go!
http://www2.cedarfair.com/canadaswonderland/attractions/category.cfm?ac_id=23 (http://www2.cedarfair.com/canadaswonderland/attractions/category.cfm?ac_id=23)
Dragon Fire anyone? Full report later if we survive
Take a pocket full of Bonio just in case.
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sad24:
I hope you saved the "charcoal" ones for me.
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All my internal organs are now in the wrong order and Mrs Nick sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: on a ride we sneaked her on to which she did not know was a roller coaster, cos they hid the dangerous stuff as you got on to a seemingly innocuous ride (I pleaded ignorance evil:). Anyhow she didn't [puke on me, so that was OK. The Boy has lost his voice from screaming too much ;D and my back is playing up cry:
That standing up roller coater was a bugger!
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Overnight eastward flight to look forward to. evil:
I fully expect two days of complete disorientation
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I fully expect two days of complete disorientation
How will we tell? eeek:
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I went out for a walk at 6.30 this morning. WHole palce awash with unfamiliar wildlife. CHipmunks I now recognise. Black squirrels have started to seem normal. But WTF was that big shaggy thing about the size of an alsation with a trailing tail and lots of black fur that was watching me with orange eyes from behind a bush. scared2: It had a snout eeek:
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I went out for a walk at 6.30 this morning. WHole palce awash with unfamiliar wildlife. CHipmunks I now recognise. Black squirrels have started to seem normal. But WTF was that big shaggy thing about the size of an alsation with a trailing tail and lots of black fur that was watching me with orange eyes from behind a bush. scared2: It had a snout eeek:
Sounds a bit like your avatar has escaped!
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Good point. There is some resemblance except it was dark brown and very very furry. I hastened my pace and kept looking behind to make sure it wasn't following me scared2:
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I went out for a walk at 6.30 this morning. WHole palce awash with unfamiliar wildlife. CHipmunks I now recognise. Black squirrels have started to seem normal. But WTF was that big shaggy thing about the size of an alsation with a trailing tail and lots of black fur that was watching me with orange eyes from behind a bush. scared2: It had a snout eeek:
Timber Wolf ~ Comes in various colours including black, grey and a mixture of the two as well as white.
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On the other hand it might have been an Alsatian (AKA German Shepherd Dog)
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It didn't look like a red X!
Timber Wolf you say?
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Adopt a Wolf Pack for a Xmas present! Must try that on the rellies. And Mrs Nick scared2:
The mysterious beast may have been one of these, but a big one:
Groundhogs raised in captivity can be socialized relatively easily; however, their aggressive nature can pose problems. Doug Schwartz, a zookeeper and groundhog trainer at the Staten Island Zoo, has been quoted as saying "They?re known for their aggression, so you?re starting from a hard place. [Their] natural impulse is to kill ?em all and let God sort ?em out. You have to work to produce the sweet and cuddly
scared2:
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Dog biscuits ?!? confused:
Now I understand why Canadian kids have good teeth and shiny hair. noooo:
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I went out for a walk at 6.30 this morning. WHole palce awash with unfamiliar wildlife. CHipmunks I now recognise. Black squirrels have started to seem normal. But WTF was that big shaggy thing about the size of an alsation with a trailing tail and lots of black fur that was watching me with orange eyes from behind a bush. scared2: It had a snout eeek:
Errr hang on a moment, furry wolf like body? Snout resembling that of a wild boar? It sounds like it could be the Waheela or the Shunka Warakin. They are cryptids (believed to be extinct) the appearance matches the Shunka Warakin more but as far as I remember they were seen in the northern territories. They were more commonly known as Dire Wolves. Inuit legend refers to one called Amarok. It is reported to travel alone and not in packs as modern wolves tend to.
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All academic. Normal service will now be resumed and I officially declare this thread closed. 7 hour flight into the sunrise, 26 hours without sleep and determined to stay up now till English bedtime. Needless to say Mrs Nick and The Boy are snoring their heads off.evil:
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I'd like to say welcome back but for some odd reason it's seems like you've never been away. confused:
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All academic. Normal service will now be resumed and I officially declare this thread closed. 7 hour flight into the sunrise, 26 hours without sleep and determined to stay up now till English bedtime. Needless to say Mrs Nick and The Boy are snoring their heads off.evil:
So how was the flight? eveilgrin:
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I said this thread is OFFICIALLY CLOSED.
I may have to call my lawyers you know!
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All academic. Normal service will now be resumed and I officially declare this thread closed. 7 hour flight into the sunrise, 26 hours without sleep and determined to stay up now till English bedtime. Needless to say Mrs Nick and The Boy are snoring their heads off.evil:
So how was the flight? eveilgrin:
Great if you enjoy ghastly coffee, British Rail fruitcake and Spiderman films. Oh and an Icelandic crew.
OK?
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We?ll decide when this thread is closed! cussing:
OK?
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I may have to speak to my lawyers about this. evil:
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I may have to speak to my lawyers about this. evil:
Bring them on! boxing
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Well?
Is it closed or not?
If so, why?
It not, why not? I have never known Canada to get such publicity, It's really not on you know! noooo:
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This thread will not be closed until it overtakes Agony Corner! cussing:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeJsYWj5vto