Countdown to Canada

[Nick]

The Boy has chosen this frenzied moment of preparation to enquire about the method for baby making 

[Barman]

The Boy has chosen this frenzied moment of preparation to enquire about the method for baby making 

Well it is a long flight? 

[Snoopy]

Then tell him ~ it only takes about a minute at most 
Ask any married woman.

[Nick]

Mrs Nick did. He refused to believe it possible!

[Snoopy]

I can see how he might have found it hard to believe that Mr & Mrs Nick did that sort of thing.

[Landlady]

Then tell him ~ it only takes about a minute at most 
Ask any married woman.

That long eh  I've been short changed somewhere along the line me thinks 

[Snoopy]

Then tell him ~ it only takes about a minute at most 
Ask any married woman.

That long eh  I've been short changed somewhere along the line me thinks 

Be fair ~ that includes the cigarette afterwards

[Barman]

Then tell him ~ it only takes about a minute at most 
Ask any married woman.

That long eh  I've been short changed somewhere along the line me thinks 

Perhaps your watch is slow? 

[Landlady]

No, I am biding my time on that one. 

Mr. Barman is a super dooper qualified scuba diver so perhaps we should hatch a plot for him to train Mrs. Nick   in the underwater world and then they could have a bizzare freak accident and you and I could be together   Whatdoyathink  

[Landlady]

Then tell him ~ it only takes about a minute at most 
Ask any married woman.

That long eh  I've been short changed somewhere along the line me thinks 

Be fair ~ that includes the cigarette afterwards

But 'HE' doesn't smoke - that adds insult to the injury 

[Nick]

Then tell him ~ it only takes about a minute at most 
Ask any married woman.

That long eh  I've been short changed somewhere along the line me thinks 

Be fair ~ that includes the cigarette afterwards

But 'HE' doesn't smoke - that adds insult to the injury 

I smoke

[Snoopy]

Then tell him ~ it only takes about a minute at most 
Ask any married woman.

That long eh  I've been short changed somewhere along the line me thinks 

Be fair ~ that includes the cigarette afterwards

But 'HE' doesn't smoke - that adds insult to the injury 

I smoke

I used to smoke a pipe ~ not exactly the post coital image that endears one to a wife .... all that cleaning the bowl out with a special pocket knife, refilling with fresh baccy and then half a box of matches to get it going. I can proudly say that sex lasted at least 45 minutes (until the pipe was finished) 

[Landlady]

Then tell him ~ it only takes about a minute at most 
Ask any married woman.

That long eh  I've been short changed somewhere along the line me thinks 

Be fair ~ that includes the cigarette afterwards

But 'HE' doesn't smoke - that adds insult to the injury 

I smoke

I heard you gently smouldered Mr. Nick 

[Landlady]

Then tell him ~ it only takes about a minute at most 
Ask any married woman.

That long eh  I've been short changed somewhere along the line me thinks 

Be fair ~ that includes the cigarette afterwards

But 'HE' doesn't smoke - that adds insult to the injury 

I smoke

I used to smoke a pipe ~ not exactly the post coital image that endears one to a wife .... all that cleaning the bowl out with a special pocket knife, refilling with fresh baccy and then half a box of matches to get it going. I can proudly say that sex lasted at least 45 minutes (until the pipe was finished) 

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - an 'old shag' man 

[Snoopy]

  Less of the old ~ thank you.