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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on June 24, 2009, 09:07:21 AM
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Two frogs have been "married" in a ceremony in the western Indian state of Maharashtra to usher in the delayed monsoon rains, according to a report.
Residents in a suburb of Nagpur, 860 kilometres (530 miles) east of the state capital Mumbai, looked on as the groom, Raja, and bride, Rani, were joined in union in a solemn ritual at the weekend, the Times of India said.
Tradition dictates that if frogs are married off with full Vedic or Hindu rituals, the rain god is pleased and the heavens will open within days. Similar ceremonies have been held across the country.
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Well we had better not try it here then evil:
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So if we divorce frogs we will have sun? rubschin:
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8113470.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8113470.stm)
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The use of creative and imaginative photography in an article always brings the story to life razz:
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noooo:
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There sooooooo must have been nothing else to take a photo of eeek:
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Like a mouse?
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Objects chosen by hermit in tower
A brick from the Great Wall of China and 140-year-old honey are among the objects chosen by a hermit who is to live in isolation for 40 days.
Ansuman Biswas, 43, of London, will live in a Gothic tower at the top of Manchester Museum.
He will contemplate things "lost" and the impact of extinction
Mr Biswas has chosen 40 objects to present to the public during his stay, including a human skull before asking for their response.
The museum has 4.5 million artefacts and Mr Biswas will live among them from Saturday until 5 August.
The other chosen objects include a now extinct St Helena giant earwig and the honey bee, a threatened species.
His only communication with the outside world will be through his internet blog as he details what life is like in seclusion.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/8114265.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/8114265.stm)
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Objects chosen by hermit in tower
A brick from the Great Wall of China and 140-year-old honey are among the objects chosen by a hermit who is to live in isolation for 40 days.
Ansuman Biswas, 43, of London, will live in a Gothic tower at the top of Manchester Museum.
He will contemplate things "lost" and the impact of extinction
Mr Biswas has chosen 40 objects to present to the public during his stay, including a human skull before asking for their response.
The museum has 4.5 million artefacts and Mr Biswas will live among them from Saturday until 5 August.
The other chosen objects include a now extinct St Helena giant earwig and the honey bee, a threatened species.
His only communication with the outside world will be through his internet blog as he details what life is like in seclusion.
BONKERS
NEXT!!
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Wonderbra for men
It's called the Wondershirt and its makers say it will do for men what the Wonderbra does for women.
What apparently makes it wonderful is same compression technology used to squeeze Olympic swimmers into their swimsuits eeek:
With the Wondershirt, everything gets pushed together providing support, a trim look and definitely a slimmer fit..
"Men are objectified just as much as women are. The playing ground is even," Flint said. happy001
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Sven eeek:
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Wonderbra for men
It's called the Wondershirt and its makers say it will do for men what the Wonderbra does for women.
What apparently makes it wonderful is same compression technology used to squeeze Olympic swimmers into their swimsuits eeek:
With the Wondershirt, everything gets pushed together providing support, a trim look and definitely a slimmer fit..
"Men are objectified just as much as women are. The playing ground is even," Flint said. happy001
You can get pants for men like that too. That squeeze and lift into a peachy bottom.
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not overly ripe I hope eeek:
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eeek:
Except on saggy Mr Wench.
Christ, she was quick in here noooo:
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not overly ripe I hope eeek:
You mean firm and hairy?
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They do not go together noooo:
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not overly ripe I hope eeek:
You mean firm and hairy?
Preferable to dripping and falling apart whistle:
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Popcorn:
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I'll put this here because I can think of no better place for it Shrugs:
I've just said Hi to Mr T eeek: eeek:
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I'll put this here because I can think of no better place for it Shrugs:
I've just said Hi to Mr T eeek: eeek:
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Matt Lucas? rubschin:
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I'll put this here because I can think of no better place for it Shrugs:
I've just said Hi to Mr T eeek: eeek:
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Matt Lucas? rubschin:
Matt Finish.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8118257.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8118257.stm)
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A monkey urinated on Zambian President Rupiah Banda as he spoke to journalists at a news conference on Wednesday.
Banda softly shouted: "You (monkey) have urinated on my jacket," and paused as he looked up to see the animal playing in a tree just above his chair.
"Perhaps these are blessings," he said continuing his address amid laughter from the audience of journalists and diplomats at the State House presidential offices.
Several monkeys play around the grounds of Banda's residence and his office. There are also many species of antelope and birds in the State House grounds.
I wonder what we can get to urinate on Gordon rubschin:
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We shall have to form a queue, though we must make sure he is not on fire
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAepgZ5iM5k (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAepgZ5iM5k)
rubschin:
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A Japanese company has reportedly agreed with an ancient temple that it would withdraw a controversial plastic figurine - a seated, grinning Buddha with a bulge between its legs. "We agreed to stop its sale and recall it," said a company employee, adding "We understand the view that giving a bulge to a Buddha statue is imprudent."
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India's security forces are planning to mix one of the world's hottest chilli powders in hand grenades to control riots and during insurgency operations in the remote north-east, a defence official said on Thursday. Skip related content
India's defence scientists say they will replace explosives in small hand grenades with a certain variety of red chilli to immobilise a person without killing him.
"We are working on a project on how to use the hottest chilli in different applications in defence forces," said R.B. Srivastava, a senior scientist at the state-run Defence Research and Development Organisation (DRDO).
Scientists said the chilli found in the country's north-east generates so much heat it was enough to startle a person for a while when used as a weapon.
The bhut jolokia chilli is said to generate 1,000,000 heat units on the Scoville scale -- a measure of hotness -- at least a thousand times more than a common kitchen chilli.
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I still think a well aimed round between the eyes is quicker and more effective.
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There's no messing with you is there lol:
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Ho no!
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http://www.whytraveltofrance.com/2007/06/09/human-breast-milk-cheese-made-in-france/ (http://www.whytraveltofrance.com/2007/06/09/human-breast-milk-cheese-made-in-france/)
eeek:
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Nick ~ do you think you may have something of a breast obsession?
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My house is full of knockers
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lol: lol: lol: lol:
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This happened near to Snoopy
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1195571/LITTLEJOHN-The-mad-Mullah-Tasered-sheep-Bin-Laden-lookalike.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1195571/LITTLEJOHN-The-mad-Mullah-Tasered-sheep-Bin-Laden-lookalike.html)
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A Youtube clip I never get fed up of watching. The man's a **** of the highest order
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02Zwg8Xnop0
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I wish to keeeel him
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I was once in the same room with him ~ there is never a hand grenade around when you need one is there Banghead
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1195683/Will-stop-pandamonium-Thai-elephants-painted-look-like-pandas-black-white-bears-steal-fans.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1195683/Will-stop-pandamonium-Thai-elephants-painted-look-like-pandas-black-white-bears-steal-fans.html)
whacky115
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KhBAkn3720 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KhBAkn3720)
Where is Keyboard Cat when he is so obviously needed?
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Nick ~ do you think you may have something of a breast obsession?
Well he does have moments of being a right tit Snoop. whistle:
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crash:
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crash:
point:
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8118257.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8118257.stm)
happy001
Can you tell what it is yet?
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8118257.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8118257.stm)
happy001
Can you tell what it is yet?
That seems awfully familiar rubschin:
Anyhoo. BM will be after one of these for Christmas, like
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1196020/Yours-29-000--life-size-T-Rex-childrens-model-coming-garden-near-you.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1196020/Yours-29-000--life-size-T-Rex-childrens-model-coming-garden-near-you.html)
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Twenty-nine grand??? eeek:
We have lizards in our garden as big as that for nuffink!
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scared2:
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Twenty-nine grand??? eeek:
We have lizards in our garden as big as that for nuffink!
Do you think that having a pet would help keep the boy out of trouble BM.....? whistle:
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Twenty-nine grand??? eeek:
We have lizards in our garden as big as that for nuffink!
Do you think that having a pet would help keep the boy out of trouble BM.....? whistle:
rubschin:
I could crate one up like... whistle:
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Keeps the boy occupied and deals with Mr Toad in one fell swoop. Result. whistle:
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Fancy dress costumes for people in wheelchairs eeek:
Bulldozer!
http://www.1halloween.net/html/coshand2.html (http://www.1halloween.net/html/coshand2.html)
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Fancy dress costumes for people in wheelchairs eeek:
Bulldozer!
http://www.1halloween.net/html/coshand2.html (http://www.1halloween.net/html/coshand2.html)
happy001
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Tsk
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Tsk
They could do a Dalek too... rubschin:
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Tsk
They could do a Dalek too... rubschin:
Or?
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Or Davros...
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A gift for DS? eeek:
http://www.myshreddies.com/flatulence_filter_underwear_store_for_instant_flatulence_relief/?gclid=CNzl_YLFr5sCFYUA4wodCmwSyA (http://www.myshreddies.com/flatulence_filter_underwear_store_for_instant_flatulence_relief/?gclid=CNzl_YLFr5sCFYUA4wodCmwSyA)
eeek:
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A gift for DS? eeek:
http://www.myshreddies.com/flatulence_filter_underwear_store_for_instant_flatulence_relief/?gclid=CNzl_YLFr5sCFYUA4wodCmwSyA (http://www.myshreddies.com/flatulence_filter_underwear_store_for_instant_flatulence_relief/?gclid=CNzl_YLFr5sCFYUA4wodCmwSyA)
eeek:
Or simply drink after shave every day. Simples. happy088
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What flavour?
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What flavour?
Old Spice of course... ::)
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My neighbour has just gone out. I tried to tell her (shouting) but she didn't hear me. noooo:
All those bags of shopping on her car roof like noooo:
Why would you go OUT with bags of shopping? For someone else perhaps, like her sick Mother in Law up the road. Oh well. MiL will prolly starve now. The gulls won't though noooo:
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My neighbour has just gone out. I tried to tell her (shouting) but she didn't hear me. noooo:
All those bags of shopping on her car roof like noooo:
Why would you go OUT with bags of shopping? For someone else perhaps, like her sick Mother in Law up the road. Oh well. MiL will prolly starve now. The gulls won't though noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
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A gift for DS? eeek:
http://www.myshreddies.com/flatulence_filter_underwear_store_for_instant_flatulence_relief/?gclid=CNzl_YLFr5sCFYUA4wodCmwSyA (http://www.myshreddies.com/flatulence_filter_underwear_store_for_instant_flatulence_relief/?gclid=CNzl_YLFr5sCFYUA4wodCmwSyA)
eeek:
They don't work.
Allegedly.
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Who on earth tests them? rubschin:
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Who on earth tests them? rubschin:
whistle:
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No wonder they don't werk noooo:
Prince of India 1 - Shreddies 0
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/8143103.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/8143103.stm)
rubschin:
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Bristol ~ says it all really. whistle:
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8149910.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8149910.stm)
point:
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FFS! doh:
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/5966170/Dont-judge-my-hair-A-collection-of-impressive-hairstyle-failures.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/5966170/Dont-judge-my-hair-A-collection-of-impressive-hairstyle-failures.html)
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eeek: eeek: eeek:
Pass me the revolver now - he needs to be put out of his misery
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whacky115
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eeek: eeek: eeek:
Pass me the revolver now - he needs to be put out of his misery
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NICK! What the f*ck have you done to yourself? eeek:
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I was using the Paint Pod shrugs:
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Flatulent pig causes gas panic
A suspected gas leak on a farm in Australia has turned out to be the fault of a particularly anally-vocal pig.
The farmer called the emergency services on getting whiff of what appeared to be escaping gas.
Two fire engines rushed to the scene of the incident in Axedale, a town in the south east of the country.
The Daily Telegraph reported fire captain Peter Harkins as saying: "When we got [to the farm], as we drove up the driveway, there was this huge sow."
"It was very obvious where the gas was coming from. We could not only smell it, but we heard it and it was quite funny."
He added: "She got very excited when two trucks and 15 [firemen] turned up and she squealed and farted and squealed and farted.
"I haven't heard too many pigs fart but I would describe it as very full-on."
lol: lol: lol:
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One from Grumpy's patch (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2629851/Pervert-jailed-after-sex-act-in-manure.html)
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:
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He's from Camborne, say's it all really. noooo:
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He's from Camborne, say's it all really. noooo:
Not too well up on the goings on of Camborne tbqh. noooo:
What goes on there then ey? rubschin:
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He's from Camborne, say's it all really. noooo:
Not too well up on the goings on of Camborne tbqh. noooo:
What goes on there then ey? rubschin:
The locals all have 6 toes on each foot (allegedly)
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He's from Camborne, say's it all really. noooo:
Not too well up on the goings on of Camborne tbqh. noooo:
What goes on there then ey? rubschin:
The locals all have 6 toes on each foot (allegedly)
As long as they don't have 6 hairy feet. ::)
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He's from Camborne, say's it all really. noooo:
Not too well up on the goings on of Camborne tbqh. noooo:
What goes on there then ey? rubschin:
Its probably one of the few places in the country Jeremy Kyle is afraid to visit.... noooo:
I'll trade you Nick for Camborne Growler. rubschin:
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He's from Camborne, say's it all really. noooo:
Not too well up on the goings on of Camborne tbqh. noooo:
What goes on there then ey? rubschin:
Its probably one of the few places in the country Jeremy Kyle is afraid to visit.... noooo:
I'll trade you Nick for Camborne Growler. rubschin:
Christ, it MUST be bad, but there again Nick is awesomely dreadful too.
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I'm a celebrity stars may be charged with animal cruelty
Gino D'Acampo and Stuart Manning have reportedly been charged with animal cruelty.
The News of the World claims that the I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! contestants were arrested after leaving the show because of an incident in which they killed and ate a rat.
The Australian RSPCA, which has previously suggested that it would investigate the rat's death, asked ITV to hand over all their footage of the killing, including that which wasn't shown on television.
Show sources have also claimed that the rat might have been a tame animal introduced to the camp by producers.
"There were rats used for the bushtucker trials and they were as tame as hamsters," a source said. "They were used to human contact and not afraid like wild ones who would run away. The killing made for dramatic TV. But it's likely the animal was one of the trial rats."
noooo: noooo: noooo:
Let's protect the rights of rats now eh ..... until they stroll around your house of course ( tame or feckin not) ::)
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Fvckin Bunny Huggers ~ look after the interests of a rat whilst the Aboriginal Population is treated with utter contempt and still has not been given back the rights that were stolen from them in the past. cussing:
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THESE ice cubes shaped like the Titanic and icebergs have been branded "sick" - because they urge drinkers to recreate the 1912 sea disaster which killed 1,522 people.
A cube-making kit called Gin and Titonic jokes: "Sink another round!"
Historian Brian Ticehurst said: "They are distasteful.
"How long will it be before they make ice cubes of the Twin Towers?"
US maker Fred and Friends called its cubes "functional and fun".
It said: "Somebody is always offended by something
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I quite like Gin & Titonic lol:
There's a pub down the road near the hospital offering special cocktails; one featured was a Bacardiac Arrest eeek:
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drumroll:
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Historian Brian Ticehurst said: "They are distasteful.
"How long will it be before they make ice cubes of the Twin Towers?"
Well the answer is never because there is no connection between ice and the twin towers - Idiot!
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Although they could make Twin Towers swizzle sticks rubschin:
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There's money in this!
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Although they could make Twin Towers swizzle sticks rubschin:
Candles perhaps?
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eeek: eeek: drumroll:
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One from Grumpy's patch (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2629851/Pervert-jailed-after-sex-act-in-manure.html)
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:
There are many many people like this one in Cornwall.