The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on April 16, 2008, 07:16:10 AM
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I had forgotten that Mrs Nick's bosom buddy is turning up later. She is a dedicated follower of the La Leche League (look it up) and breast fed her kids until they were 7.
She also has enormous feet.
And is a Catholic convert.
And is also a social worker evil:
All in all.Bonkers
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I had forgotten that Mrs Nick's bosom buddy is turning up later. She is a dedicated follower of the La Leche League (look it up) and breast fed her kids until they were 7.
She also has enormous feet.
And is a Catholic convert.
And is also a social worker evil:
All in all.Bonkers
Down the pub then?
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I did, but managed to 'tear myself away' from it, as it looked too exciting to read tbh
http://www.laleche.org.uk/
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You knowsome strange people Nick...so does Mrs G if that helps. Is it any wonder you and I are completely bonkers?
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I had forgotten that Mrs Nick's bosom buddy is turning up later. She is a dedicated follower of the La Leche League (look it up) and breast fed her kids until they were 7.
She also has enormous feet.
And is a Catholic convert.
And is also a social worker evil:
All in all.Bonkers
Sounds like time to stock up on those Jehovah's Witness leaflets to leave all round the house.
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I did, but managed to 'tear myself away' from it, as it looked too exciting to read tbh
http://www.laleche.org.uk/
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Sucker
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Tit talk though. rubschin:
You going to hide a tape recorder? lol:
She doing a slide show? razz:
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Tit talk though. rubschin:
You going to hide a tape recorder? lol:
She doing a slide show? razz:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nose.ru%2Fphoto%2Fpreview%2Fbreast_lift01.jpg&hash=794265ffc80ffcb300cba9c2b21b8d13de412514)
noooo: noooo:
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Tit talk though. rubschin:
You going to hide a tape recorder? lol:
She doing a slide show? razz:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nose.ru%2Fphoto%2Fpreview%2Fbreast_lift01.jpg&hash=794265ffc80ffcb300cba9c2b21b8d13de412514)
noooo: noooo:
Yea. rubschin:
P'raps no then. noooo:
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The Womanly Art of Breastfeeding
As opposed to the manly sort, one presumes rubschin:
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She brought her teenage son with her.He is sleeping in the spare room aka my office.
He has just woken up! evil:
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Shouldn't he be at school/college or gainfully occupied?
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Teenagers are programmed to spend half the day in bed and not want to sleep at night. evil:
I assume this one is between exams and results or some similar excuse for non attendance at a place of learning or gainful employment. What teenagers call "taking a gap" and we oldies would refer to as being "Bone idle".
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She brought her teenage son with her.He is sleeping in the spare room aka my office.
He has just woken up! evil:
They stayed over then? eeek:
I really wasn't aware that their was so much to be discussed about tits tbh. noooo:
Does her knowledge base extend into fetish's by any chance?
I have this desire I need to discuss. cloud9:
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I have this desire I need to discuss. cloud9:
You can tell us, it wont go any further. whistle:
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No Mr G. Boobies were not discussed.
Hers are IMMENSE sick2:
They have now gone off to experience the thrill of the Mersey Ferry.
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She probably whipped them out in public to feed too. noooo:
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Oh yes. on a point of principle. noooo:
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I was on a plane once with a militant breast feeder. I swear she spent 90% of the flight nekid to the waist feeding twins. noooo: Nipples everywhere. noooo:
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sick2:
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sick2: indeed
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Well she has left.
2 odd things
Her bosom is so enormous that she had to wear an apron when eating to prevent things disappearing down her cleavage.
I helped her with her luggage.All of it (and there was a lot) was in supermarket shopping baskets rubschin:
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You do seem to have a lot of visitors Nick. Who is it this weekend then?
Is the kettle on? Be 'round in 15. point:
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Well she has left.
2 odd things
Her bosom is so enormous that she had to wear an apron when eating to prevent things disappearing down her cleavage.
I helped her with her luggage.All of it (and there was a lot) was in supermarket shopping baskets rubschin:
Sounds like a bag lady to me!
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She is nuts. She went for a walk through the village at 8 this morning wearing only an orange dressing gown, bobble hat and sandals!
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A bag lady ~ deffo! noooo:
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She is now en route to Rugby.She actually asked me if I thought the motorway would be the quickest route! rubschin:
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You do seem to know some weird people Nick.
Errrrrrrrr .. You know me don't you? rubschin:
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You do seem to know some weird people Nick.
Errrrrrrrr .. You know me don't you? rubschin:
Yea? And? rubschin:
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You do seem to know some weird people Nick.
Errrrrrrrr .. You know me don't you? rubschin:
Yea? And? rubschin:
He knows you too point:
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How on earth are these people still on the visiting schedule?!?!?!? Why haven't you pruned them from the address book?
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How on earth are these people still on the visiting schedule?!?!?!? Why haven't you pruned them from the address book?
They’re in Mrs. Nick’s book… so I’d be surprised if she can find it! point:
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Too true! evil:
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You do seem to know some weird people Nick.
Errrrrrrrr .. You know me don't you? rubschin:
Yea? And? rubschin:
He knows you too point:
So predictable. ::)
Look. If it wasn't for me, he WOULD in fact be a total barm cake by now. I feel proud to have saved him from total lunacy. eeek:
I see the glimmer of hope in his eyes, every time he meets me. cloud9:
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That's fear ...... he is checking for exits.
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That's fear ...... he is checking for exits.
Why? I'm just 'pussy cat' with bear like tendencies....all warm cuddly and wholesome. cloud9:
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Shit. The MIL phoned.One of her oldest friends died on Wednesday. Now another has died today.
Mrs Nick has suggested we go over there to see her and take dinner with us.
I DON'T WANT TO GO Banghead Banghead
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Nick, I think you might be feeling a reoccurance of the vomit. ;)
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Good plan! eveilgrin:
Actually salvation has come in an unexpected form.Our neighbour has had a frightful accident (her kneecap popped off eeek:) and I have offered to feed her two sons while she goes to hospital to have it glued back on.
SHe is likely to be there for a long time.
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cloud9:
Problem solved!
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Nick World is back in balance. whistle:
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Shit. The MIL phoned.One of her oldest friends died on Wednesday. Now another has died today.
Mrs Nick has suggested we go over there to see her and take dinner with us.
I DON'T WANT TO GO Banghead Banghead
If the old biddies are popping off like cheap Xmas tree bulbs, you might want to go see MIL with you best 'inheritance smile' on whistle:
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...Our neighbour has had a frightful accident (her kneecap popped off eeek:) and I have offered to feed her two sons while she goes to hospital to have it glued back on...
That sounds hellish painful
1) How do you do it?
2) Glue it back on eeek:
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...Our neighbour has had a frightful accident (her kneecap popped off eeek:) and I have offered to feed her two sons while she goes to hospital to have it glued back on...
That sounds hellish painful
1) How do you do it?
2) Glue it back on eeek:
Read all about it here:
http://www.kerlanjobe.com/index.php~practiceId=1052&lib=Injury&dir=categories&categoryId=197.html
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I live and learn. Sooner her than me
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You do seem to know some weird people Nick.
Errrrrrrrr .. You know me don't you? rubschin:
Yea? And? rubschin:
He knows you too point:
So predictable. ::)
Look. If it wasn't for me, he WOULD in fact be a total barm cake by now. I feel proud to have saved him from total lunacy. eeek:
I see the glimmer of hope in his eyes, every time he meets me. cloud9:
Not to diminish your role but how would we tell the difference? point: