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Offline Nick

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A visit from Mrs Unigate
« on: April 16, 2008, 07:16:10 AM »
I had forgotten that Mrs Nick's bosom buddy is turning up later. She is a dedicated follower of the La Leche League (look it up) and breast fed her kids until they were 7.

She also has enormous feet.
And is a Catholic convert.
And is also a social worker evil:

All in all.Bonkers
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2008, 07:34:27 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 16, 2008, 07:16:10 AM
I had forgotten that Mrs Nick's bosom buddy is turning up later. She is a dedicated follower of the La Leche League (look it up) and breast fed her kids until they were 7.

She also has enormous feet.
And is a Catholic convert.
And is also a social worker evil:

All in all.Bonkers
Down the pub then?
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2008, 07:41:44 AM »
I did, but managed to 'tear myself away' from it, as it looked too exciting to read tbh

http://www.laleche.org.uk/

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You knowsome strange people Nick...so does Mrs G if that helps. Is it any wonder you and I are completely bonkers?
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2008, 07:42:36 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 16, 2008, 07:16:10 AM
I had forgotten that Mrs Nick's bosom buddy is turning up later. She is a dedicated follower of the La Leche League (look it up) and breast fed her kids until they were 7.

She also has enormous feet.
And is a Catholic convert.
And is also a social worker evil:

All in all.Bonkers

Sounds like time to stock up on those Jehovah's Witness leaflets to leave all round the house.
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2008, 07:43:16 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 16, 2008, 07:41:44 AM
I did, but managed to 'tear myself away' from it, as it looked too exciting to read tbh

http://www.laleche.org.uk/

 ::)
Sucker
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2008, 07:45:20 AM »
Tit talk though. rubschin:

You going to hide a tape recorder? lol:

She doing a slide show? razz:
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2008, 07:52:16 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 16, 2008, 07:45:20 AM
Tit talk though. rubschin:

You going to hide a tape recorder? lol:

She doing a slide show? razz:


 noooo: noooo:
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2008, 07:57:50 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 16, 2008, 07:52:16 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on April 16, 2008, 07:45:20 AM
Tit talk though. rubschin:

You going to hide a tape recorder? lol:

She doing a slide show? razz:


 noooo: noooo:

Yea. rubschin:
P'raps no then. noooo:
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2008, 08:35:35 AM »
Quote
The Womanly Art of Breastfeeding

As opposed to the manly sort, one presumes rubschin:
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2008, 09:46:40 AM »
She brought her teenage son with her.He is sleeping in the spare room aka my office.

He has just woken up! evil:
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2008, 09:53:51 AM »
Shouldn't he be at school/college or gainfully occupied?
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2008, 10:08:45 AM »
Teenagers are programmed to spend half the day in bed and not want to sleep at night.  evil:


I assume this one is between exams and results or some similar excuse for non attendance at a place of learning or gainful employment. What teenagers call "taking a gap" and we oldies would refer to as  being "Bone idle".
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2008, 12:42:17 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 17, 2008, 09:46:40 AM
She brought her teenage son with her.He is sleeping in the spare room aka my office.

He has just woken up! evil:

They stayed over then? eeek:

I really wasn't aware that their was so much to be discussed about tits tbh. noooo:

Does her knowledge base extend into fetish's by any chance?
I have this desire I need to discuss. cloud9:
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2008, 12:55:18 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 17, 2008, 12:42:17 PM
I have this desire I need to discuss. cloud9:

You can tell us, it wont go any further.  whistle:
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2008, 01:07:22 PM »
No Mr G. Boobies were not discussed.

Hers are IMMENSE sick2:

They have now gone off to experience the thrill of the Mersey Ferry.
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