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Offline Barman

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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #30 on: April 18, 2008, 12:26:41 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on April 18, 2008, 12:25:14 PM
How on earth are these people still on the visiting schedule?!?!?!? Why haven't you pruned them from the address book?
They’re in Mrs. Nick’s book… so I’d be surprised if she can find it!  point:
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #31 on: April 18, 2008, 01:14:52 PM »
Too true! evil:
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #32 on: April 18, 2008, 01:20:59 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 18, 2008, 12:24:57 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on April 18, 2008, 12:23:10 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on April 18, 2008, 10:44:49 AM
You do seem to know some weird people Nick.

Errrrrrrrr .. You know me don't you?  rubschin:
Yea? And? rubschin:
He knows you too  point:

So predictable. ::)

Look. If it wasn't for me, he WOULD in fact be a total barm cake by now. I feel proud to have saved him from total lunacy. eeek:
I see the glimmer of hope in his eyes, every time he meets me. cloud9:
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #33 on: April 18, 2008, 01:22:39 PM »
That's fear ...... he is checking for exits.
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #34 on: April 18, 2008, 01:26:24 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 18, 2008, 01:22:39 PM
That's fear ...... he is checking for exits.

Why? I'm just 'pussy cat' with bear like tendencies....all warm cuddly and wholesome.  cloud9:
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #35 on: April 18, 2008, 01:35:20 PM »
Shit. The MIL phoned.One of her oldest friends died on Wednesday. Now another has died today.

Mrs Nick has suggested we go over there to see her and take dinner with us.

I DON'T WANT TO GO Banghead Banghead
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #36 on: April 18, 2008, 01:36:17 PM »
Nick, I think you might be feeling a reoccurance of the vomit.  ;)
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #37 on: April 18, 2008, 01:37:39 PM »
Good plan! eveilgrin:

Actually salvation has come in an unexpected form.Our neighbour has had a frightful accident (her kneecap popped off eeek:) and I have offered to feed her two sons while she goes to hospital to have it glued back on.

SHe is likely to be there for a long time.
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #38 on: April 18, 2008, 01:43:08 PM »
 cloud9:

Problem solved!
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #39 on: April 18, 2008, 01:47:37 PM »
Nick World is back in balance.  whistle:
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #40 on: April 18, 2008, 02:02:55 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 18, 2008, 01:35:20 PM
Shit. The MIL phoned.One of her oldest friends died on Wednesday. Now another has died today.

Mrs Nick has suggested we go over there to see her and take dinner with us.

I DON'T WANT TO GO Banghead Banghead
If the old biddies are popping off like cheap Xmas tree bulbs, you might want to go see MIL with you best 'inheritance smile' on  whistle:
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #41 on: April 18, 2008, 02:16:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 18, 2008, 01:37:39 PM
...Our neighbour has had a frightful accident (her kneecap popped off eeek:) and I have offered to feed her two sons while she goes to hospital to have it glued back on...

That sounds hellish painful
1) How do you do it?
2) Glue it back on  eeek:
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #42 on: April 18, 2008, 02:18:59 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on April 18, 2008, 02:16:54 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 18, 2008, 01:37:39 PM
...Our neighbour has had a frightful accident (her kneecap popped off eeek:) and I have offered to feed her two sons while she goes to hospital to have it glued back on...

That sounds hellish painful
1) How do you do it?
2) Glue it back on  eeek:

Read all about it here:
http://www.kerlanjobe.com/index.php~practiceId=1052&lib=Injury&dir=categories&categoryId=197.html
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #43 on: April 18, 2008, 02:23:16 PM »
I live and learn. Sooner her than me
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Re: A visit from Mrs Unigate
« Reply #44 on: April 18, 2008, 04:00:42 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 18, 2008, 01:20:59 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on April 18, 2008, 12:24:57 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on April 18, 2008, 12:23:10 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on April 18, 2008, 10:44:49 AM
You do seem to know some weird people Nick.

Errrrrrrrr .. You know me don't you?  rubschin:
Yea? And? rubschin:
He knows you too  point:

So predictable. ::)

Look. If it wasn't for me, he WOULD in fact be a total barm cake by now. I feel proud to have saved him from total lunacy. eeek:
I see the glimmer of hope in his eyes, every time he meets me. cloud9:

Not to diminish your role but how would we tell the difference?  point:
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