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Title: According to the Radio
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2007, 08:33:04 AM
Wogan has been telling the nation that Johnson and Johnson (there are other Health Care providers) Rectal Thermometers carry the written assurance that "ALL J&J Products are Personally Tested"  eeek:

Well I'm certainly not applying for a job in quality control there.
Title: Re: According to the Radio
Post by: Landlady on August 29, 2007, 12:21:29 PM
Wogan has been telling the nation that Johnson and Johnson (there are other Health Care providers) Rectal Thermometers carry the written assurance that "ALL J&J Products are Personally Tested"  eeek:

Well I'm certainly not applying for a job in quality control there.

Who makes 'Anusol' ? Not for me of course but poor Barman does suffer  eeek:
Title: Re: According to the Radio
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2007, 12:25:08 PM
Wogan has been telling the nation that Johnson and Johnson (there are other Health Care providers) Rectal Thermometers carry the written assurance that "ALL J&J Products are Personally Tested"  eeek:

Well I'm certainly not applying for a job in quality control there.

Who makes 'Anusol' ? Not for me of course but poor Barman does suffer  eeek:

Dunno but according to their "Directions for use" leaflet on the web:
Quote
Warning :

If you accidentally swallow a suppository, tell your doctor at once.

WOT???????
Title: Re: According to the Radio
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2007, 12:26:07 PM
Why do you have to tell your doctor? They would only laugh.
Title: Re: According to the Radio
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2007, 12:27:48 PM
But only after you had waited 6 days to get an appointment ~ because the doctor is too busy to take phone calls ::)
Title: Re: According to the Radio
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2007, 12:32:58 PM
Seek and ye shall find: Pfizer Consumer Healthcare

PS Your secret is safe with me Landlady.  ;)
Title: Re: According to the Radio
Post by: Landlady on August 29, 2007, 12:35:26 PM
Wogan has been telling the nation that Johnson and Johnson (there are other Health Care providers) Rectal Thermometers carry the written assurance that "ALL J&J Products are Personally Tested"  eeek:

Well I'm certainly not applying for a job in quality control there.

Who makes 'Anusol' ? Not for me of course but poor Barman does suffer  eeek:

Dunno but according to their "Directions for use" leaflet on the web:
Quote
Warning :

If you accidentally swallow a suppository, tell your doctor at once.

WOT???????

Not the suppositories - the cream?

Which is allegedly what the female film stars use to give a quick reduction in crows feet acround the eyes - Allegedly it acts as a temporary lift in that area because it constricts the muscles and viens  eeek:
Title: Re: According to the Radio
Post by: Landlady on August 29, 2007, 12:36:56 PM
Seek and ye shall find: Pfizer Consumer Healthcare

PS Your secret is safe with me Landlady.  ;)

Thank you Snoopy Dog  razz:
Honestly not for me - can't get it here though so currently busy knitting Barman a soft cushion for his stool  ::)
Title: Re: According to the Radio
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2007, 12:39:16 PM
Seek and ye shall find: Pfizer Consumer Healthcare

PS Your secret is safe with me Landlady.  ;)

Thank you Snoopy Dog  razz:
Honestly not for me - can't get it here though so currently busy knitting Barman a soft cushion for his stool  ::)
But you would say that wouldn?t you?  whistle:
Title: Re: According to the Radio
Post by: Landlady on August 29, 2007, 12:52:26 PM
Seek and ye shall find: Pfizer Consumer Healthcare

PS Your secret is safe with me Landlady.  ;)

Thank you Snoopy Dog  razz:
Honestly not for me - can't get it here though so currently busy knitting Barman a soft cushion for his stool  ::)
But you would say that wouldn?t you?  whistle:

Of course I would because I've promised to be honest and truthful at all times  evil:
Title: Re: According to the Radio
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2007, 12:59:04 PM
I've solved my problems ~ had a bidet installed ~ sorts the old Farmers out a treat.  cloud9:
Title: Re: According to the Radio
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2007, 01:04:42 PM
I've solved my problems ~ had a bidet installed ~ sorts the old Farmers out a treat.  cloud9:
What, they wash their boots in it?  whistle:
Title: Re: According to the Radio
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2007, 01:06:47 PM
I've solved my problems ~ had a bidet installed ~ sorts the old Farmers out a treat.  cloud9:
What, they wash their boots in it?  whistle:

Pretend stupidity is neither big nor clever ~ just 'cos you gorran itch  point:
Title: Re: According to the Radio
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2007, 01:07:31 PM
I've solved my problems ~ had a bidet installed ~ sorts the old Farmers out a treat.  cloud9:
What, they wash their boots in it?  whistle:

Pretend stupidity is neither big nor clever ~ just 'cos you gorran itch  point:
Angry9:
Title: Re: According to the Radio
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2007, 01:12:35 PM
I've solved my problems ~ had a bidet installed ~ sorts the old Farmers out a treat.  cloud9:
What, they wash their boots in it?  whistle:

Pretend stupidity is neither big nor clever ~ just 'cos you gorran itch  point:
Angry9:

The boys have renamed the bidet ~ much to their big sister's disgust.
One calls it "The Willy Washer" and the other refers to "The Bum Bath"
14YO Sister says they are GROSS!
Title: Re: According to the Radio
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2007, 01:13:28 PM
I've solved my problems ~ had a bidet installed ~ sorts the old Farmers out a treat.  cloud9:
What, they wash their boots in it?  whistle:

Pretend stupidity is neither big nor clever ~ just 'cos you gorran itch  point:
Angry9:

The boys have renamed the bidet ~ much to their big sister's disgust.
One calls it "The Willy Washer" and the other refers to "The Bum Bath"
14YO Sister says they are GROSS!
lol:
Title: Re: According to the Radio
Post by: Misunderstood on August 29, 2007, 01:46:03 PM
But only after you had waited 6 days to get an appointment ~ because the doctor is too busy to take phone calls ::)

What???   There is an epidemic of people swallowing suppositories?   eeek:  Takes all sorts...

6 weeks later.  Hi doc, I had a problem.  I swallowed this.  [putting the soggy sup into his/her hand-yuk]  what next?    My husband/wife says I have verbal diarrhoea, do you suppose it's connected?
Title: Re: According to the Radio
Post by: Berek on August 29, 2007, 06:23:14 PM
Believe it or not i've shoved a few up in my time, Infact I caused quite a stir at work when I wrote in our communication book that staff had been inserting them the wrong way up and in future could they please ensure that they insert the other way.. this even led to someone phoning the local surgery to ask a doctors advice.

Bear in mind that we are all trained, so they should have known I was joking, who says the NHS employs idiots..?